So Liverpool draw Besiktas. Some jokes just write themselves..

 

Oh Teritus!!  Don't do that!! Unlikely though it is that you'll have to make good your promise!  But in the worst event, just change your user name!  You could be Quaritus!

 

Haha, maybe a less obvious pseudonym!

 

Though I remember someone saying a while back that they'll post a video of themselves eating their hat if Lukaku ever came good for us. It's a shame that never came to fruition!

 

 

I mean, erm, for the club's sake, not that I'd want to see someone eating a hat...

And to add to their nightmare, they just drew demba ba's besiktas in the Europa cup. Poor slippy g won't be able to sleep.

 

You know what Turkish fans are like, it wouldn't surprise me if they sang the song for the full 90 mins.

 

I can see Ba scoring too, he's having a great season with Besiktas.

Edited December 15, 201411 yr by Scott Harris

f**king love it, best Stevie G will have nightmares about Demba Ba in the run up to it

I think it's strange how Sturridge is being depicted as Liverpool's savior. 

 

When he's on form he's a cracking striker, very good finisher but he isn't the sort of player to carry a whole team is he? How someone like Suarez would make a whole attack play better with his intelligent off the ball movement and slick passing. 

 

Sturridge is going to be needing the likes of Sterling and Lallana to turn around their indifferent form to provide him with the chances to score the goals. 

 

I think their results will improve with Sturridge back but I can't foresee a massive upturn in results. 

He scored a goal a game during Suarez's ban, he'll be fine assuming injury hasn't ruined him. They will need to create more though, looks like they are improving that if the United game is anything to go by.

Edited December 15, 201411 yr by Remodez

He`ll be fine until he`s injured again, unfortunately for him it looks like he is going to be constantly dogged by injury in his career. 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-uniteds-ander-herrera-could-4816060

Oooh

naismith is back for everton tonight, so i'm going for an everton win; I really rate naismith. 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-uniteds-ander-herrera-could-4816060

Oooh

 

Would have thought he would just get a lengthy ban, but it's possible he could get a prison sentence. Feel a bit bad for him actually; a young guy and probably took a risk not knowing entirely that it would come back to bite him in the ass. 

Would have thought he would just get a lengthy ban, but it's possible he could get a prison sentence. Feel a bit bad for him actually; a young guy and probably took a risk not knowing entirely that it would come back to bite him in the ass.

What? If he was knowingly involved then I hope they throw the book at him.

I have no sympathy for him if guilty. Already minted, just being greedy

brilliant goal by barkley! 

 

http://fat.gfycat.com/VastObedientFoxhound.webm

I have no sympathy for him if guilty. Already minted, just being greedy

 

That's the thing, greed can get the best of people, and he was most likely under a lot of pressure. I am not condoning what he did, but often these players are promised that they won't ever be caught and the money offered can be tempting. A moment of madness that he probably regrets. However, as it's a player for man utd, i guess one can just laugh. 

Edited December 15, 201411 yr by enigma

brilliant goal by barkley! 

 

http://fat.gfycat.com/VastObedientFoxhound.webm

 

I thought it was brilliant at first but the little nick from the defender helped it in.

Edited December 15, 201411 yr by Scott Harris

Barkley scores a worldie, goes off the boil for about 5 months then scores another worldie, take 4.

 

Action!

brilliant goal by barkley! 

 

http://fat.gfycat.com/VastObedientFoxhound.webm

 

Maybe I'm nitpicking but he should be passing that through to Lukaku who is clean through on goal with on his left foot.

 

The extra touch means he has to shoot and it's an absolute stunner but 9 times out of 10 that goes into row z and your striker is fuming at you.

That's the thing, greed can get the best of people, and he was most likely under a lot of pressure. I am not condoning what he did, but often these players are promised that they won't ever be caught and the money offered can be tempting. 

It's not like it's a disease mate. They make more money in a month than people make in a life time, why the hell do they want to risk their careers just for a bit more of it ?

 

These people are nothing but greedy, they don't deserve people feeling sorry for them.

Maybe I'm nitpicking but he should be passing that through to Lukaku who is clean through on goal with on his left foot.

 

The extra touch means he has to shoot and it's an absolute stunner but 9 times out of 10 that goes into row z and your striker is fuming at you.

 

Him and Miralles can both be greedy barstewards, but miralles definitely more so. almost every time miralles goes on a run and someone is in a better position he goes for a shot. 

i know barkley hit that with his left, but is he a natural left footer? 

Feel a bit bad for him actually; a young guy and probably took a risk not knowing entirely that it would come back to bite him in the ass.

He's older than I am and I'd know better than to get involved in something stupid like that if I were in the situation. Pisses me off when people use the age excuse if they're over 18 and do something off the pitch there are no excuses.

It's not like it's a disease mate. They make more money in a month than people make in a life time, why the hell do they want to risk their careers just for a bit more of it ?

 

These people are nothing but greedy, they don't deserve people feeling sorry for them.

 

i have no idea. why do celebrities with millions buy huge mansions with 10 bedrooms and 15 bathrooms? there is no need for that much space. I guess it can become an addiction and you start wanting more & more money. also i doubt herrera was earning that much (by a footballer's standards anyway) in spain for a mid table side so he probably took the opportunity when it presented itself and never thought any more of it. 

best part about qpha being dickslapped @ Goodison right now is the fact that Rio looks ready for the Championship

QPR are going down faster than a slut, on a Friday night in Brighton.

Edited December 15, 201411 yr by JoeyN

Everton's 1st goal - Barton gives the ball away in midfield...

Everton's 2nd goal - Barton fouls Naismith, Mirallas scores from the resulting free kick...

Everton's 3rd goal - Barton passes it back to Green, Green scuffs the kick, Everton score...

 

Conclusion - Joey Barton is a bit sh*t.

Edited December 15, 201411 yr by the special one

Everton's 1st goal - Barton gives the ball away in midfield...

Everton's 2nd goal - Barton fouls Naismith, Mirallas scores from the resulting free kick...

Everton's 3rd goal - Barton passes it back to Green, Green scuffs the kick, Everton score...

 

Conclusion - Joey Barton is a bit sh*t.

 

On that 2nd foul/set piece for the 2nd goal - that foul wasn't needed by Barton - TBH he should have received a yellow for throwing out his arm in the face of the Scottish Messi (Naismith)

Edited December 15, 201411 yr by robdog