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Following Our Nearest and Dearest Rivals, 2014-15

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I still dunno how Suarez is escaping criticism. That guy has just scored 6 goals in 21 apps in all comps for the fee of 75m f**king pounds.

If he were a Chelsea player he'd have been eaten for breakfast by media by now.

 

Same with Di Maria he has been absolutely underwhelming for most of the season and was purchased for f**king 60m pounds record PL fee. Atleast Mesut Ozil was brilliant for almost first half of the season but this lad has been sh*te and costed like 20m pounds more still escapes criticism. 

 

Strange.

 

The Di Maria one baffles me, how he hasn't been criticized, as for Suarez though he has been fantastic to be fair, not a great deal of goals but he is playing out wide, however he is linking up with Messi and Neymar nicely, I think they'll definitely win the title this year.

Kompany also says stuff week in week out, just then he has said City never give up.

 

I wish he would let his performances speak for him, then again if he did he may as well come out and say I want us to be relegated.

 

They remind me so much of Real Madrid, clubs were it's just player power over most, it's an absolute circus at City and always has been, how many players have went there and been able to do what they wanted? That's why they are saying all this sh*t in the papers, because that club has no discipline. How many Chelsea players come out and say any of this? Exactly.

 

Does Carlos Tevez and Balotelli ring any bells? "Carlos Tevez will never play for the club again" plays again "Mario Balotelli will be sold at the end of the season" Mario Balotelli is playing for Man City the next season.

89th minute winner to maintain your seven point lead at the top, clearly should be greeted with a short round of applause and a commiserating handshake to the opposing manager by way of an apology.

This at 1.58

With regards to what that French toothy c**t has had to say about Chelsea relying on Costa,  I'm pretty sure our results with Costa unavailable are:-

 

Palace 1-2 Chelsea

Chelsea 3-0 Spurs

Chelsea 1-1 City

Villa 1-2 Chelsea

Chelsea 1-0 Everton

 

Might have missed some but considering they have only managed 1 win while Toure has been at the AFCON, I suggest he looks at the results before running to the papers.

 

1-1 United also. So close to winning that.

Nasri has a very punchable face, it takes a special kind of d**khead to be shunned by the French for being a d**khead.

Nasri has a very punchable face, it takes a special kind of d**khead to be shunned by the French for being a d**khead.

Especially as he's a very good player, sometimes you have to put up with a player being a complete dick if he contributes a lot to the team... imagine how much of a twat he must be in that case too - even his quality isn't enough to out-do his arseholeness.

He'll never be a top striker.

P's regarding Nasri, what a little sh*t, needs a good slap. Of there's one thing we know about city is they talk total bullocks. Talk is cheap. You don't see our players talking like that. Little arsehole

"It was brilliant to play at Chelsea and I had a good reception," he told The Sun.

"They know I'm a good player but that I want to develop so I can eventually get back to playing for a club like Chelsea.

"I don't have a secret ambition to rejoin — there are other clubs in the world. I just want to grow as a player and eventually arrive at a top club again."

lol

"It was brilliant to play at Chelsea and I had a good reception," he told The Sun.

"They know I'm a good player but that I want to develop so I can eventually get back to playing for a club like Chelsea.

"I don't have a secret ambition to rejoin — there are other clubs in the world. I just want to grow as a player and eventually arrive at a top club again."

lol

 

Lukaku's a bit of a twat really isn't he ?

 

I don't think Everton fans will be happy with that, they shouldn't be surprised though, this is what Lukaku is like. He shows complete disrespect to the clubs that pay his wages.

 

Funny how none of our players came out to the media and said "City are nothing special" after we beat them home and away last season.

 

Small time prick. Pressure is getting to them so they have to come up with this dross. Can't stand "The Ethical One" either. What a f**king nonce.

So Paul Scholes believes that his old club is miserable. Presumably the tune which will be played at OT when the players come on to the pitch is the Smiths song: Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31452399

 

Former Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes says the club's style of play is "miserable" and is failing their attacking traditions.

Manager Louis van Gaal has defended his tactics after West Ham counterpart Sam Allardyce called the Dutchman's side "long-ball United".

Scholes wrote in the Independent: "At the moment I'm struggling to watch Van Gaal's team with any great enjoyment.

"At times, United's football is miserable," he added.

"To beat opposing teams you have to attack, and to attack you have to take risks. Too few of the players in the current team are prepared to take those risks."

United sit third in the Premier League after Wednesday's 3-1 victory over Burnley at Old Trafford - a display which Van Gaal "didn't like".

Former players including ex-Arsenal and West Ham striker John Hartson and Phil Neville - a team-mate of Scholes at United - have also criticised United's recent displays. as "really poor", "predictable" and "lacking pace".

Midfielder Scholes, who made his United debut in 1994, playing 676 times and winning 11 Premier League titles, contrasted the team's current style with the tactics adopted by his ex-boss Sir Alex Ferguson.

He added: "In the periods of my career when I stopped passing the ball forward, or when I stopped looking for the risky pass that might open up a defence, the consequences were the same. The manager stopped picking me.

"I got back into the team when I went back to doing it the way he wanted.

Long-ball Manchester United? Season (manager) Long balls per game Premier League ranking

2014-15 (Louis van Gaal)

20.9

13th

2012-13 (Sir Alex Ferguson)

18.8

17th

2013-14 (David Moyes)

16.4

18th

"United's history was built on attacking football, which does not always mean that the team kept clean sheets or did not concede chances.

"Why do you think United have had some of the best goalkeepers in the world over the years? They needed them because the team committed so many players forward."

West Ham boss Allardyce said he had never seen a United side "hoofing" the ball forward after the teams drew 1-1 at Upton Park last Sunday.

But Van Gaal disputed the assertion at a news conference on Monday and presented a dossier to back ups his claims

Has to be from England to get the English results. If your reading this Spud you might not be as keen.

Maybe you have to be in London cos it didn't work for me either - I know the result you mean but I got the nearest sh*thole to me!

Would Nasri even get into our team? Because I don't think he would.

So he says we're not that good because we scored a last minute goal. Hang on, didn't City win the league in the last minute? Guess they weren't that good then.

I know most on here hate Barcelona, but the more City's players talk about us, the more I'm hoping Messi & Neymar put 5 past them.

 

To be fair, he is a quality player, I think he would definitely get in our starting 11.

Its a nonsense comment and entirely typical of him TBH

 

Last week he , quite rightly, pointed out that we were unlikely to drop many points in the run in. This week after they have a decent win he's all snidey French arrogance again.

 

Its amazing how often Fans and Players base their entire opinion of what sort of team we are on the way we set up against them alone. One of JMs best qualities is a variety of game plans but they just can't grasp it it seems. I love us being unleashed and going for it but I'm more than happy to play rope-a-dope and pick off an opponent on the counter too. Seems Samir hasn't been watching all our games this year and assumes we are only what he's seen in our head to heads. Like most of his clubs fans as well.

Seems to forget that citeh had to come from behind in both league games this season to scrape a point, the second of which we were without our top scorer and assists man

http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2015/2/13/8032857/worlds-most-expensive-defender-believes-chelsea-are-better-stronger?_ga=1.153693432.1365125869.1370674424

 

As is usual when they leave us, I stopped following Sideshow on social media but I think I may have to start following him again.  I miss him.

 

"If only were more David Luizes in the world, there would be no more wars.  It was true back then; it is still true now."

Edited by Beerqueen

Lovely bloke, but we made right move to sell when we did and he is reason we are stronger...£50m paid for most of Costa and Fabregas and showed in World Cup semi that he hasn't learnt a thing

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