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Unholy Confessions

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4. I enjoy listening to Nickelback.

 

As apposed to Roseanne Barr tap dancing on your testicles in a pair of stiletto heels? 

 

Cause if you do that sh*t voluntarily then I think you need to seek psychiatric help my friend. 

Don't have many as pretty outspoken... some of my more unpopular comments at the time though..

 

1) Peops who don't see what Willian offers play to much 5'aside

2) Ramires is rubbish - I still think this

3) I think Mikel is a top player for what he does and is underrated and under appreciated on here 

5) When Falcou was signed I aslo wandered if Jose was planing on repeating his "Eggs and omlets" speach in an attempt to get sacked and move on to Inter, then some one posted it and got slaughtered. 

 

i thought about number 5 as well. 

Well according to this thread my unholy confessions are:

1. I like our current squad and think we will win the league again this season,

2. I don't see the problem with using both Mikel and Ramires as squad players.

7) I really, really, really enjoy pissing off tall buildings when drunk, to the point that I'm willing to risk my life to do it. Just last weekend I pissed off the protective ledge of a 12-storey car park while barely able to stand just for the craic.

 

 

How do you piss them off?  Do you tell them to f**k off, ignore them or something?  I must admit I didn't know you could upset them.

When Ancelotti signed Ramires, he reffered to him as "The future of Chelsea" At the time I thought he was taking the piss.

 

I was never Ancelotti's greatest fan.

I wasn't going to, but I may as well do one:

1. I like Mikel and I think he's unappreciated, I respect long serving players.

2. I'm rooting for Leicester this season, I'm happy to see the tinker man back, I'll never forget his tears of joy when we knocked Arsenal out of the champions league.

3. When Rafa was appointed manager I was furious and adamant that it wouldn't work, a few months later I was backing him.

4. I had to listen to the Chelsea v.s Barcelona game on the radio, but I couldn't listen to a part of the game, so I thought we had lost. Then I heard the result on the radio, as they read it out I froze and I couldn't speak, delayed celebration.

5. I was a fan of Henry as a child, I used to imitate his celebration, I even admired Arsenal's style of play, then I got sick of them beating us and was desperate for us to beat them, when Bridge scored against them it was a great feeling.

6. I hate Liverpool more than any other club and it irritates me that many pundits these days are ex Liverpool players, most of them are useless pundits.

7. I bought my first Chelsea shirt from Greece, it had Zola on the back, but the number 8. Despite the error, I still have the shirt.

9. As far as I'm concerned, the game has become far too soft, so when I see Costa getting physical and confrontational, to me it's a breath of fresh air and I don't care if people think he's a thug, I think it's great.

10. I rate Jenas as a pundit, Gary Neville is great but Jenas could be just as good.

I can't think of anything else.

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How do you piss them off?  Do you tell them to f**k off, ignore them or something?  I must admit I didn't know you could upset them.

 

The buildings were pissed off that I pissed off of them.

I have a "lucky" Chelsea shirt that I wear when I think they need a bit of luck!

 

I wore my "lucky" shirt to Wemberlee on Sunday.  It's nearly 40 years old and I've never seen us lose while wearing it up until then.  It's getting a bit threadbare, anyway, so off to the rag-bag it goes now!

1. I hate david luiz, just cant stand him

2. When diego is playing there will always be entertainment

3. Ramires is crap however that goal against barca was epic

4. Whenever mikel is playing we lose

......................some stuff of variable value.....................

4. Whenever mikel is playing we lose

 

Can you let me have the link to the stats on that one, because I think my old mind is going gaga and I can't remember that at all.

 

Mind you, sometimes I think I'm in Munich on a May night, so what does that say?

Can you let me have the link to the stats on that one, because I think my old mind is going gaga and I can't remember that at all.

 

It's completely unfounded. I can't be arsed to rehash the argument now, but someone brought it up in the Mikel thread a while back and it was proven to be false.

Jenas? All I've ever seen him do is agree with the person next to him. No ones as good a Neville.

I don't know why I like him, I just kind of do. On commentary he's quite good, he only started recently to so I think he'll get better.

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I don't know why I like him, I just kind of do. On commentary he's quite good, he only started recently to so I think he'll get better.

Oh if you mean commentary then I apologise cause I haven't heard him. Thought you meant as a pundit,

Tell you who I like on commentary Kevin Phillips, if I was Sky I'd have gone after him.

It's completely unfounded. I can't be arsed to rehash the argument now, but someone brought it up in the Mikel thread a while back and it was proven to be false.

Yep, I can name a game right off the top of my head we won last season Chelsea 2 Hull 0, Mikel played the whole match

I think whoever was arguing against the 'Mikel makes us lose' case went through every match in which he played or came on and pointed out that the only game in which the result got worse after his introduction was Man Utd away, which was only permitted thanks to a complete bollocks free kick/sending off for Ivanovic, which Mikel can't reasonably be blamed for.

I think whoever was arguing against the 'Mikel makes us lose' case went through every match in which he played or came on and pointed out that the only game in which the result got worse after his introduction was Man Utd away, which was only permitted thanks to a complete bollocks free kick/sending off for Ivanovic, which Mikel can't reasonably be blamed for.

Someone else said it but bringing Mikel on always invites pressure from the opposition. 

 

He was very poor last night against Fiorentina. He had the chance to impress and see what we we're truly missing out on not playing him, but it's quite clear he's not up to it anymore.

I think Arsenal will run away with the league this season like we did last year

I feel guilty telling people from England I'm a Chelsea fan

Because they don't know what they are missing! Right?

I guess because of how Chelsea are perceived by other people, I've been asked who do you support before and after I say Chelsea people's faces drop, I find it funny actually.

I think Arsenal will run away with the league this season like we did last year

I feel guilty telling people from England I'm a Chelsea fan

 

Why on earth would you feel guilty about it ? that says to me that you are a bit ashamed to be supporting the club. Nobody should feel guilty for supporting a football club.

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