Those dreaming of an FA Cup...your having a larf....this is Fred Karno's army we are watching

Just seen my dog pinch a choc button off my 2yr old grandson, at the same time Southampton dispossessed Cesc, the similarities were uncanny.

I actually rate morata and I think he will come good. He's trying out there but he's getting no service. Atm our tactics seem to be counterattack at the slowest speed possible. Wait until the opposite team has all it's players back into position and then pass it to the wingbacks. Lump it onto the box and hope something happens.

I really dislike Morata , his attitude is so sh*t 

So many fouls they are due a yellow card

We don't even play like a Premier League side, we are way too passive. We play like a mix of Italian and La Liga teams.

awful perfomances all over the field. 

Very easy for soton to defend against us. It's all in front of them. Zero penetration.

Not a shot on target

2 minutes ago, IndianaBlue85 said:

Conte seems to fall out with everyone. Should’ve seen the signs when his former team Juventus couldn’t even deal with him anymore. 

Only reason he hasn't been sacked is the Chelsea board are hoping some dumb club/country are going to hire him so we don't have to pay out his contract.

What's happening at the moment is likely to put off suitors......

I understand Conte didn’t get the quality players he wanted but we still have top 4 talent and ability. I will never understand crying publicly about something that can’t be rectified until the next window. So Conte stfu and coach, don’t just stand there arms crossed or hands in pocket. 

MIke Dean is a c**t

3 minutes ago, JM7 said:

Got a rare couple of hours to myself whilst the wife and kids are out. Do I persist with this or put the PS4 on?

PS4 ...at least you'll be able to take out your frustrations on the bad guys.

This is the worst Chelsea I've seen in a long time. I have zelo belief we will even get a draw here.

Go to a back 4, play Barkley, Willian and Hazard behind Morata and have the numbers going forward and hopefully create some chances.

that was clear red

We do ourselves no favours persisting with this playing out from the back tripe. 

Zappa looked like he got shot in the heart

3 minutes ago, Qaz said:

Only reason he hasn't been sacked is the Chelsea board are hoping some dumb club/country are going to hire him so we don't have to pay out his contract.

What's happening at the moment is likely to put off suitors......

I'm just sick of the standoff between them

Just now, Munkworth said:

We do ourselves no favours persisting with this playing out from the back tripe. 

Geez, it's sh*t isn't it? We are so f**king bad at it. Players seems sh*t scared every time.

Just sack the twat and have done with it

mike dean lost it

Our lack of effort is unbelievable.

Wtf was Alonso doing lol

Naughty naughty Alonso...

Just now, mojo said:

mike dean lost it

He never had it *snaps fingers*