6 minutes ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Wonder what that’s in reference to

7 minutes ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Where is this from ? Got an actual link rather than an image file ?

Just now, PhilH930 said:

Wonder what that’s in reference to

Somebody paying actual money for the worlds worst football impersonator

(it was on a post yesterday when Mateta got booked for celebrating his Palace goal)

Just now, Sexyfootball said:

Where is this from ? Got an actual link rather than an image file ?

It was on Mateta getting yellow carded for his celebration.

Obligation to buy dependent on ‘very high’ number of appearances.

Just now, Dr. Socrates said:

Obligation to buy dependent on ‘very high’ number of appearances.

There it is.

Harry Kane’s ankle I ask of you to do me this service…

You realise the obligation to buy might simply not be done anyway? Like we did with Sancho. He'll be back again next summer to torment jim.

2 minutes ago, Dr. Socrates said:

Obligation to buy dependent on ‘very high’ number of appearances.

Only reported by Bild. Regardless, he will get a ton of gametime with how terrible Bayern weakened their attack. They even promised Jackson time on the wings too 😂

Somehow the directors pulled off a magic trick.

Hope that's the last we see of him

10 minutes ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

@nonotnowjim

Jackson 75M

Nkunku 30M

Confirmed that Jackson is twice the player of Nkunku, glad to see i'm always proven right in the end.

You can sleep well tonight knowing Jackson is gone, enjoy.

If we are playing that game, Nkunku earned roughly double Jacksons salary.... so obviously, roughly twice the player.

4 minutes ago, Dr. Socrates said:

Obligation to buy dependent on ‘very high’ number of appearances.

Arghhh sh*t. He will be coming back then

2 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

If we are playing that game, Nkunku earned roughly double Jacksons salary.... so obviously, roughly twice the player.

Paying double for half the player?! these directors really are awful

Karveh Solehol at Sky Sports is on our side. Times are a changing.

What a ride it’s been. By ride, I mean the sort of fairground attraction that looks exciting from a distance, costs far too much, then rattles about for three minutes before breaking down and making you feel sick. That’s your Chelsea career in a nutshell. A sickening, headache inducing sh*t show.

For all my family on The Shed End...dont worry....I will be fine! The trauma Jackass has caused me will fade — though every time I see an open goal, I’ll still clench....PTSD.

Wacko the fradulent donkey...I won’t be wishing you luck. In fact, I sincerely hope the German goalposts develop magnetic forcefields to repel the ball whenever you’re within twenty yards. May the Bundesliga commentary team invent whole new swear words just to cope with your first touch. If there was ever a club made for donkeys, it’s Spurs. Liverpool would have been a decent shout too — they love a chaotic forward who runs a lot and achieves very little. But Bayern? Fair enough. They will do, the poor sods. At least the beer’s strong enough in Munich to make the fans forget what they’re watching.

So off you trot, Jackfraud. Bayern can have the honour of watching you trap a ball further than most players can volley it. They’ll soon learn the art of groaning in unison as another sitter sails into the stands.

You won’t be missed here. Not by me, not by Stamford Bridge, not even by the corner flag you kept running into. Farewell, 'Nicolas JACK.....SON.'..... and good riddance.

NNNJ xoxo

42 minutes ago, bisright1 said:

We don't really know the ins and outs.

We can only be sure of the end of the story. Which is another win.

I remember the days when a win was us winning a game of football. The good old days !!

44 minutes ago, The Rising Sun said:

Well if he's good enough for Bayern, why isn't he good enough for Chelsea ??

Probably because £70.5m looks too good financially to miss out on. How much do you think we could for Guiu? A bag of peanuts and a pelt?

7 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

What a ride it’s been. By ride, I mean the sort of fairground attraction that looks exciting from a distance, costs far too much, then rattles about for three minutes before breaking down and making you feel sick. That’s your Chelsea career in a nutshell. A sickening, headache inducing sh*t show.

For all my family on The Shed End...dont worry....I will be fine! The trauma Jackass has caused me will fade — though every time I see an open goal, I’ll still clench....PTSD.

Wacko the fradulent donkey...I won’t be wishing you luck. In fact, I sincerely hope the German goalposts develop magnetic forcefields to repel the ball whenever you’re within twenty yards. May the Bundesliga commentary team invent whole new swear words just to cope with your first touch. If there was ever a club made for donkeys, it’s Spurs. Liverpool would have been a decent shout too — they love a chaotic forward who runs a lot and achieves very little. But Bayern? Fair enough. They will do, the poor sods. At least the beer’s strong enough in Munich to make the fans forget what they’re watching.

So off you trot, Jackfraud. Bayern can have the honour of watching you trap a ball further than most players can volley it. They’ll soon learn the art of groaning in unison as another sitter sails into the stands.

You won’t be missed here. Not by me, not by Stamford Bridge, not even by the corner flag you kept running into. Farewell, 'Nicolas JACK.....SON.'..... and good riddance.

NNNJ xoxo

Jim , you have to wean yourself off slowly. Can I suggest Gittens as a substitute player to manage your withdrawal symptoms . ??

Nico Jackson and his red and blue hair. Maybe he will end up at Palace next summer after he has been returned to us.

Despite Guiu coming back, we still look a bit light up top now, so I wonder if they'll be back in for someone like Omorodion in the last few hours of the window ?

Hot off the press.

After hearing of the return clause, Jim has just been found at Bayerns training ground with an AK47 looking for Harry Kane.

Hang on

It's still a loan with an obligation to buy ?

The same deal we had with that United player , who we didn't end up signing ?

3 minutes ago, The Rising Sun said:

Hang on

It's still a loan with an obligation to buy ?

The same deal we had with that United player , who we didn't end up signing ?

No, its mandatory. Only BILD reported the game time, and they lick Bayerns arse 24/7.

Edited September 1, 2025Sep 1 by Clown Lake