Would love a Man U goal!

The best money we're gonna spend all summer is sending Sancho back to United for £5m

If it all stays how it is, how ironic will it be that you can make Top 4 with Nico Jackson leading the line but miss out with Alexander Isak LOL

9 minutes ago, loz said:

Should have been 59 minutes ago.

I got more touches on my night out with Cameron Diaz than Enzo has had today.

Is she a Chelsea fan?

Just now, Sexyfootball said:

If it all stays how it is, how ironic will it be that you can make Top 4 with Nico Jackson leading the line but miss out with Alexander Isak LOL

Don’t tempt fate!!! Edit and delete post immediately!

Just now, PhilH930 said:

Don’t tempt fate!!! Edit and delete post immediately!

A vindication of the Sporting Directors' decisions !

LMAO

I'll stop now 😂

Fernandez loses the ball by being weak as piss again. FFS

8 English teams in Europe next season! Dunno why UEFA doesn't just have some sort of European Super League or something

1 minute ago, Sexyfootball said:

A vindication of the Sporting Directors' decisions !

LMAO

I'll stop now 😂

Stop immediately

we need another my azz is puckering for to long now

City 2

The main coverage switched out of the (Chelsea) game mid-match and started showing Newcastle instead

Can we bid for Izaak if Newcastle flop

3 minutes ago, PhilH930 said:

Is she a Chelsea fan?

We didn't get round to small talk. She sprayed my eyes with pepper spray after 75 seconds.

I don’t think I can take 25/30 minutes of backs to the wall defending. Although can we hold out even nearly that long?

Sancho is gash, and Lavia is good, but it kind of confirmed our approach for the remainder.

Feckin City. They’re south as houses now. As bad as season as they’ve had, they look well placed to be back to normal next season.

I’m assuming that Maresca has setup us for a dull, boring game. We’ve only 32% possession which is very unlike him.

Colwill doesnt learn

Utd denied by var again

Just now, Caps_Lock_King said:

Colwill doesnt learn

Looked more like a dive than a foul

1 minute ago, loz said:

We didn't get round to small talk. She sprayed my eyes with pepper spray after 75 seconds.

Impressed you lasted 75 seconds

Utd score

Just now, PhilH930 said:

Impressed you lasted 75 seconds

I needed priligy

Not a good spot to give away a free kick, thankfully we have Super Sancho in goal.

Diaaallllloo!!!!!!!

Utd ahead.