Should have passed to Neto

My stream is jumping around comically to completely random points within the first ten minutes. Feel like f**king Billy Pilgrim

Garnacho rested but Pedro is run into the ground

Just now, Andy North said:

Should have passed to Neto

Either one of Gittens or Neto was on there.

1 minute ago, DarkMata said:

Green, green and white

Oh it's green. Those traditional Chelsea colours. Must clean my glasses.

Last time I saw a decision that terrible Boris Johnson became Prime Minister

We've been really poor in the transition so far. When we lose the ball, we look exposed.

Just now, Scott Harris said:

Either one of Gittens or Neto was on there.

Yeah but if it went in. What a goal

They are not at it at all today

1 minute ago, Scott Harris said:

We've been really poor in the transition so far. When we lose the ball, we look exposed.

Same as ever, just without Caicedo single-handedly cleaning up everything.

Grrr... Setanta Sports no EPL in my region... doesn't read like I'm missing much

2 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

Same as ever, just without Caicedo single-handedly cleaning up everything.

Should I send out my robotic hoover?

Our opponents regularly need only one or two passes to get into dangerous positions. Just awful defensive positioning and awareness.

Classic Charity FC. Take 3 points from Liverpool give them to Sunderland. Take 3 points from Spurs ……..

I'm already waiting for the second half when we start to play properly

3 minutes ago, Andy2461 said:

They are not at it at all today

That's our pattern whenever we play bottom half of the table teams. Hoping for Estevao to come on in the second half and turn the heat up.

It’s all so slow it’s awful

Maresca has picked a side similar to the level of the opposition as always, so expect either a manic 2nd half or it still in the balance around the 90th minute.

Just now, Andy2461 said:

It’s all so slow it’s awful

Hey my wife says that ....

Not tuned in yet but reading the match thread. You all sound like bloody parrots repeating the same lines as you did when we played the other bottom teams.

Jokes aside. Its worrying. Same failure to combat low block and or increase better attacking play time and time again.

Just now, BewareoftheDrog said:

Hey my wife says that ....

Not always 😉🤣

Can Gittens just do one thing right? It's not asking much.

Who was the bloke bigging up Gittens again?

It's eye-watering already.

Forgot Tuanzebe went to Burnley. We must be pretty close to a 'domestic injuries' XI:

Tuanzebe - almost cut his thumb off making Christmas dinner
Palmer - broke his toe while taking a slash in the middle of the night
Beasant - broke his foot by dropping a bottle of salad cream on it
Carroll - injured himself somehow falling off a bar stool

Any others?