Just now, 2211 said:

We’ve got so many players who can’t head or shoot on target.

They spend so much time making 5 yard passes and have neglected the part that wins you games of football, putting the ball in the net.

1 minute ago, Sexyfootball said:

Excellent !

Lots of shots he can play with that. Topps, duffs, shanks, chunks, skulls, whiffs, maybe even a double-hit !

Have you been watching a hip hop dance tutorial again?

Just now, DarkMata said:

If his catching is as good as his ball control I think that would be a no

He should play the 2 tbh

The league table never lies. We're a mid-table team. If BlueCo want more than that they'll have to change their recruitment philosophy.

1 minute ago, Imran_CFC said:

When we signed Enzo I thought we were getting someone with the vision of Cesc, sadly I don't even think his creativity is at the level of Jorginho.

Please don’t sully Jorginho’s reputation with that comparison. At least Jorgi could point at the top level.

3 at the back?

1 minute ago, just said:

Up until then, I felt Delap had made a positive affect. But in that one rushed moment it all changed. Delap to Decrap.

Still think it was the right call bringing him on. Just unfortunate he shoots like Cliff Richard

Just now, Deino said:

He should play the 2 tbh

What’s the sport where you run down hill after a wheel of cheese?

Hato for Forfana, this will change everything!

Why is he changing CBs?

ah yes more notes. On par with the bent huddles.

Great let’s bring a defender on. Genius

Just now, DarkMata said:

What’s the sport where you run down hill after a wheel of cheese?

Running downhill chasing cheese.

If the fans are going to keep turning up to watch this sh*t show, can they make some noise? You don't need to cheer, be angry. Boo, jeer, sing Abramovich's name.

I swear the only managers who send notes are those widely out of their depth

Cucurella playing LW

Haha we've gone to a back three with Cucurella at LWB and Garnacho at RWB. This was pre-planned, the note just said 'you're all useless c**ts'

We haven't even got a fking shot in us let alone a goal.

Season end here, done and dusted. We'll done BlueC**ts

1 minute ago, Scott Harris said:

If the fans are going to keep turning up to watch this sh*t show, can they make some noise? You don't need to cheer, be angry. Boo, jeer, sing Abramovich's name.

Thats asking a lot for the home fans.

4 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Have you been watching a hip hop dance tutorial again?

No, but I imagine it would be a better use of time than watching this game LOL

Other than sometimes attempting the terrible baited press I see no game plan.

Newcastle just playing the way you do against us and we are just hoping someone can make something happen.

Just now, markpitts said:

Why is he changing CBs?

Boredom

Ref cant wait to blow the whistle the moment a Newcastle player is touched.

2 minutes ago, DarkMata said:

What’s the sport where you run down hill after a wheel of cheese?

3 minutes ago, DarkMata said:

What’s the sport where you run down hill after a wheel of cheese?

Downhill cheese running

We are finished as a competitive top level football club, you are absolutely delusional if you think otherwise.