Must admit, this is quite funny..

 

 

you'd think football clubs would find some way of ditching players because of poor performance - in any other workplace if you don'r come up with the goods you're likely to get the shove

Dont know if this has been covered but I would like to see Torres play with a big striker alongside him who can win balls in the air and knock them down to him.  He spends too much time running around looking for the ball. Other than Hazard on the left somebody who can hit the line and cut back to him from the right would help.  Maybe Salah will help  get the goals Torres needs.

Must admit, this is quite funny..

 

 

Better than the shirt they wore yesterday.

Read into it what you will:

@ChelseaActivity: Received a big nudge today from security guy at a private primary school in Surrey where Torres’ children go. Will be leaving. #CFC #Chelsea

I'm so happy, I'll *finally* be able to close this thread.

Jesus feck.... i hope this is a joke and you arent being serious.

Well this thread could be interesting tomorrow. 

Well this thread could be interesting tomorrow.

Why so?

When Torres scores the hat trick that puts us through, obviously.

I reckon Eto'o is gonna start

Why so?

 

Because Torres performances are micro-analysed at the best of times.

 

A Champions League quarter final tie where we are counting on our strike force to get us through?

 

It'll be like a lamb to the slaughter.  

He's gonna score the goal to get us through the tie!

I want what you're smoking Andreas

It's good stuff, Zola.

He's gonna score the goal to get us through the tie!

Oh ah Demba Ba, say oh ah Demba Ba!

To be fair to Torres he did work hard for the team when he came on.

A video published by Bleacher Report before The PSG game. Shows the majority of us have had enough I reckon. What do we think? 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufTUVnBoH_I

Edited April 10, 201412 yr by BromleyBlue

Is this a serious question?

Lolz serious?

The only ones who want him to stay are camera happy tourists from overseas who still think of him as a superstar

Well I definitely think he should go but some people are saying stuff like 'Jose will get the best out of him, give him time' and all that. Just wondered what we all thought. 

One guy said "he should stay because he's the best player chelsea have" 

 

One guy said "he should stay because he's the best player chelsea have" 

 

I reckon he wasn't a Chelsea fan. Probably said that for a laugh.

One guy said "he should stay because he's the best player chelsea have" 

 

The other guy who said Falcao would give chelsea  'the physicality and the height' He's 5'9". I swear they only interview people who don't actually know anything about football

Edited April 10, 201412 yr by RMCM

Unbelievable. Some people are outright stupid, Torres, a superstar? Yeah, maybe a few years ago when he at least had a vague idea where the net is. Now, all I see is a lost boy.

I say offload him to the highest bidder asap. Done.

The other guy who said Falcao would give chelsea  'the physicality and the height' He's 5'9". I swear they only interview people who don't actually know anything about football

haha, Im mates with that guy, but yes you have a point. Falcao is pretty good in the air though but like you say not the tallest.

Also im in this video, on the left on the second interview. I know all the players numbers off by heart so I know a little bit about football ;)