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Following Our Nearest and Dearest Rivals, 2014-15

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Yedlin looks good but i don't think he's yet with us, despite signing. I think he will be with us in 2015 at the earliest. I don't know why we accepted that delay, tbh.

 

The Sounders are in contention in 2 separate competitions. They just won the US Open Cup. Now their objective is the MLS Cup. I think they have a good shot at winning that too. There are some very solid teams in this league, so the task won't be an easy one. That is the reason why Yedlin is staying to the end of the year.

actually lol'd at that. Surely he's not thinking of this bollocks himself :biggrin:

This ^ accounts for BR not having learned from JM: all of the JM stuff has been forced from his brain as he needs 100% of his brain cells for thinking up 'Liverpool-type' quotes.

I know its a bit of a rag but fair play to The Sun newspaper for it's manure jokes today.I'm easily pleased but a couple that made me laugh were.....

 

 

" United are set to change their name from the Red Devils to the Binbags after they were ripped to shreds by the Foxes ".......and.

 

 

" What have Manchester United and Richard III got in common?......They both got buried in Leicester ".

 

 

Quality.

I know its a bit of a rag but fair play to The Sun newspaper for it's manure jokes today.I'm easily pleased but a couple that made me laugh were.....

 

 

" United are set to change their name from the Red Devils to the Binbags after they were ripped to shreds by the Foxes ".......and.

 

 

" What have Manchester United and Richard III got in common?......They both got buried in Leicester ".

 

 

Quality.

 

Don't forget this gem

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Rodgers says new signings are struggling to get to grips with size of the club

 

What a bell end he is.

Think his right though dkw, they did not realise it was so small, thought it was a bigger club by the way Rogers spoke about it.

Didn't Lineker form a consortium to buy Leicester at some point?

 

You tell me. I only know of him as a spud & an English Nat. other than that I can only tell you he ain't Chels :Troll_Face:

Erm. Yep, I suppose it does.

Oh, surely not.........(gasps of shock)

http://www.sportylife.gr/en/soccer/article/angry-chelsea-fans-burn-lampard-shirts-photos

 

Let us be honest here, Liverpool fans have a history of this.  Gerrard shirts, Suarez, and I even think Andy F***ing Carroll shirts all burned by the Liverpool "fan base."  What happened with Lampard was one, maybe two, idiots posting that, who were then heavily chastised by Chelsea fans.  Even your link only shows one picture, the same picture, twice, and then three idiots on twitter.

Erm. Yep, I suppose it does.

Oh, surely not.........(gasps of shock)

http://www.sportylife.gr/en/soccer/article/angry-chelsea-fans-burn-lampard-shirts-photos

 

Not exactly great examples.

 

The 1st and 3rd one come from a United fans, type their Twitter names into Google and you will see for yourself. And the 3rd one would probably stop supporting us if we weren't winning trophies, a.k.a not a real fan.

Erm. Yep, I suppose it does.

Oh, surely not.........(gasps of shock)

http://www.sportylife.gr/en/soccer/article/angry-chelsea-fans-burn-lampard-shirts-photos

 

Look who tweeted about burning Lampard's shirt - someone called "IscoFan" - not exactly a Chelsea fan. And another one called him a "traitor guy". Hmm...

 

Whereas I remember watching a Liverpool fan with a scouse accent burning a Suarez shirt last summer when he was asking for a move.

The whole concept of shirt burning is mad as football players are employees and can move from a club either voluntarily or by being sold against their will. You can't guarantee to buy a shirt and have the player stay at x club for a set period of time. Also, paying £40+ to buy something you set fire to?!!

Look who tweeted about burning Lampard's shirt - someone called "IscoFan" - not exactly a Chelsea fan. And another one called him a "traitor guy". Hmm...

Whereas I remember watching a Liverpool fan with a scouse accent burning a Suarez shirt last summer when he was asking for a move.

Not to mention the shirt in flames isn't even a f**king chels shirt lol

Omeru and Jamal Blackman starting and Bamford on the bench for Boro against Liverpool, might be worth a watch.,

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Omeru and Jamal Blackman starting and Bamford on the bench for Boro against Liverpool, might be worth a watch.,

This could be a banana peel for the Biggest Club in the World. If they do slip I will Laugh Out Loud!!! Almost as funny as MK Dons knocking out manure. I am still laughing at that one.

 

 

 

The scary part is Moyes actually had a really hard start to, have United played one top 6 side yet?

 

manure lost to Swansea

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