Your must-have stuff for a new stadium?

[Gol15]

Ok scenario:

Roman comes back next year and while Sancho is taking pics with Marina he is a bit stuck in an office and just simply doesn't trust a bunch of fancy advisers, architects and so on...right so he goes out for some fresh air and meets YOU in front of The Bridge and gives you his russian-stare-poker-face and asks, how should our new stadium look like?  You start playing this amazing 3d chess game;

What do we need to keep? What do we want to avoid, any specific detail that is a must...Do we keep the Osgood statue or make a new, bigger one? Do we expand to 95k seats or would that ruin our identity and the overall feel of it, how much is too much?

...After giving it a thought you start talking, what do you say?

[PloKoon13]

A VIP cheese room, plastic pint glasses which fill up from the bottom, and a roof which looks like a toilet seat.

[Ballack & Blu]

A return to adidas kits, a stadium that resembles the Allianz, free beer on match days, and big woolen scarves to make a comeback.

Edited December 13, 2019 by Ballack & Blu

[Valerie]

More women's toilets. And someone to buy my pint at half time when I'm visiting those toilets. It's happened more than once that I had to queue at the very few women's facilities and after that I couldn't get my drink anymore 

More room in the stands (for the oldies like me who want to sit down occasionally ). I don't want the knees of someone sitting behind me in my neck.

[Kev56]

Put the visiting away fans up in the gods and remove the biased microphones that are always put in front of them. Try and generate some atmosphere which a lot of the time is seriously missing.

[Boyne]

Decent beer and at a reasonable price. At the moment the beer is crap and expensive. I'm more than happy to suggest a few beers and act as a taster. @Kev56agree about putting the away fans up in the gods.

[the special one]

Capacity for safe standing.

[chi blue]

[Ukraine Bolt]

Safe standing.

[dkw]

Benches....

[Scott]

Tea Bar

[Valerie]

Chelsea FC 

[bisright1]

3 hours ago, Kev56 said:

Put the visiting away fans up in the gods and remove the biased microphones that are always put in front of them. Try and generate some atmosphere which a lot of the time is seriously missing.

Unfortunately away fans have to be pitchside now, i know it as the newcastle rule where they used to do that to fans. Unfortunately where they are now is the least worst option. 

[chi blue]

Gate 13

[chi blue]

3 hours ago, the special one said:

Capacity for safe standing.

The more I look at that picture, how the f**k are we not allowed it in this country, would improve atmospheres over night, and give the fans what they want.

[yorkleyblue]

15 hours ago, Ballack & Blu said:

A return to adidas kits, a stadium that resembles the Allianz, free beer on match days, and big woolen scarves to make a comeback.

WTF do you mean, "make a comeback"?

[sonic90]

Touchscreen system for every home fan so they can vote for substitutions, extra loud speakers with fake atmosphere and abuse-on-demand for visitors. The future is here baby!

[Munkunku]

Bring back Neil Barnett. 

[zinc alloy]

I would say: “Listen bro, please just go ahead with the plans that you spent so much time and money on”.

[Nitro]

Neatly folded butchers coats on each new seat with a blue felt tip marker pen placed on the top.

Simply add players names and snappy slogans- Osgood- Cooke - Lampard etc -- Roman must agree to wear one --

[yorkleyblue]

1 hour ago, Nitro said:

Neatly folded butchers coats on each new seat with a blue felt tip marker pen placed on the top.

Simply add players names and snappy slogans- Osgood- Cooke - Lampard etc -- Roman must agree to wear one --

Levi jackets with bicycle chain under the collar?

 

[Kev56]

10 hours ago, chi blue said:

Wow, happy days

[Sexyfootball]

On 13/12/2019 at 00:07, Ballack & Blu said:

A return to adidas kits

Umbro you mean ? ?

 

[chi blue]

Pringle sweaters with the lion emblem and Pringle wording underneath and a 1980's Chelsea ski hat for the cold days, also what I don't want in the stadium is people on phones taking pictures all the time, and full kit w**kers as well.

[the real shed end]

A proper shed end with a capacity of 15000 all safe standing. 

We must stay at Stamford Bridge