Ok scenario:

Roman comes back next year and while Sancho is taking pics with Marina he is a bit stuck in an office and just simply doesn't trust a bunch of fancy advisers, architects and so on...right so he goes out for some fresh air and meets YOU in front of The Bridge and gives you his russian-stare-poker-face and asks, how should our new stadium look like?  You start playing this amazing 3d chess game;

What do we need to keep? What do we want to avoid, any specific detail that is a must...Do we keep the Osgood statue or make a new, bigger one? Do we expand to 95k seats or would that ruin our identity and the overall feel of it, how much is too much?

...After giving it a thought you start talking, what do you say?

A VIP cheese room, plastic pint glasses which fill up from the bottom, and a roof which looks like a toilet seat.

A return to adidas kits, a stadium that resembles the Allianz, free beer on match days, and big woolen scarves to make a comeback.

Edited December 13, 20195 yr by Ballack & Blu

More women's toilets. And someone to buy my pint at half time when I'm visiting those toilets. It's happened more than once that I had to queue at the very few women's facilities and after that I couldn't get my drink anymore 

More room in the stands (for the oldies like me who want to sit down occasionally ). I don't want the knees of someone sitting behind me in my neck.

Put the visiting away fans up in the gods and remove the biased microphones that are always put in front of them. Try and generate some atmosphere which a lot of the time is seriously missing.

Decent beer and at a reasonable price. At the moment the beer is crap and expensive. I'm more than happy to suggest a few beers and act as a taster. @Kev56agree about putting the away fans up in the gods.

Capacity for safe standing.

Safe standing.

Benches....

Tea Bar

Chelsea FC 

3 hours ago, Kev56 said:

Put the visiting away fans up in the gods and remove the biased microphones that are always put in front of them. Try and generate some atmosphere which a lot of the time is seriously missing.

Unfortunately away fans have to be pitchside now, i know it as the newcastle rule where they used to do that to fans. Unfortunately where they are now is the least worst option. 

Gate 13

3 hours ago, the special one said:

Capacity for safe standing.

The more I look at that picture, how the f**k are we not allowed it in this country, would improve atmospheres over night, and give the fans what they want.

15 hours ago, Ballack & Blu said:

A return to adidas kits, a stadium that resembles the Allianz, free beer on match days, and big woolen scarves to make a comeback.

WTF do you mean, "make a comeback"?

Touchscreen system for every home fan so they can vote for substitutions, extra loud speakers with fake atmosphere and abuse-on-demand for visitors. The future is here baby!

Bring back Neil Barnett. 

I would say: “Listen bro, please just go ahead with the plans that you spent so much time and money on”.

Neatly folded butchers coats on each new seat with a blue felt tip marker pen placed on the top.

Simply add players names and snappy slogans- Osgood- Cooke - Lampard etc -- Roman must agree to wear one --

1 hour ago, Nitro said:

Neatly folded butchers coats on each new seat with a blue felt tip marker pen placed on the top.

Simply add players names and snappy slogans- Osgood- Cooke - Lampard etc -- Roman must agree to wear one --

Levi jackets with bicycle chain under the collar?

 

10 hours ago, chi blue said:

Wow, happy days

On 13/12/2019 at 00:07, Ballack & Blu said:

A return to adidas kits

Umbro you mean ? ?

 

Pringle sweaters with the lion emblem and Pringle wording underneath and a 1980's Chelsea ski hat for the cold days, also what I don't want in the stadium is people on phones taking pictures all the time, and full kit w**kers as well.

A proper shed end with a capacity of 15000 all safe standing. 

We must stay at Stamford Bridge