Hmm no Ashley Barnes at all for them. Injured or suspended?

3 minutes ago, dkw said:

10 assists but averaging about 400 wall passes between each other. The Chuckle brothers of football - to me, to you. To me, to you....what fun.

Ah F*ck you Dicky...now all I will hear for 80 minutes of the match is the chucklevision theme...lmao

1 minute ago, axman2526 said:

Hmm no Ashley Barnes at all for them. Injured or suspended?

Injured apparently.

f**king Jorginho again, can't wait for some scintillating football. 

Just now, wizardous said:

Injured apparently.

Oh the irony...lol

Just now, axman2526 said:

Ah F*ck you Dicky...now all I will hear for 80 minutes of the match is the chucklevision theme...lmao

 

13 minutes ago, AlwaysRight said:

Yeah to be honest he's gonna need a few games before he finds his trusted 11, I think I have more trust in Tuchel finding a good team than Lampard who never really seemed to find our best 11.

Definitely and hopefully after two games of tinkering he has an alright idea for Spurs ? 

Presumably he's thinking on paper Wolves and Burnley at home I'll see what I've got at my disposal and take it from there. But if it goes wrong with today's line up he's going to get caned by the fans and media. Anyway come on Chels lets batter these Northern cloggers.

1 minute ago, axman2526 said:

Ah F*ck you Dicky...now all I will hear for 80 minutes of the match is the chucklevision theme...lmao

While we’re all off maybe we could come up with a nice new song for them to that theme?

4 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Hmm no Ashley Barnes at all for them. Injured or suspended?

Been struck down with a serious case of bellend-itis

So v Burnley who are the number 1 team for crosses in, aggressive forwards he picks rudiger ahead of Zouma? That makes zero sense.

Just now, PloKoon13 said:

Been struck down with a serious case of bellend-itis

He was diagnosed with that while he was still in the womb. 

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

While we’re all off maybe we could come up with a nice new song for them to that theme?

Baggy trousers?

Seeing the interview on BT it's very encouraging that Tuchel seems self aware about his flaws with hierarchy's.

That's in itself is an improvement on Conte who could shoot Bambi and blame everyone before him.

2 minutes ago, dkw said:

 

Did anybody actually like Chucklevision? 

The only time I remember it ever being on our tv when I was younger was when I was waiting for something else to come on ?

1 minute ago, dkw said:

So v Burnley who are the number 1 team for crosses in, aggressive forwards he picks rudiger ahead of Zouma? That makes zero sense.

I wonder what happened to Zouma anyway. He was very solid all season and suddenly Lampard drops him and now he gets ignored by Tuchel as well. Just so Rüdiger can start? Why ruin the confidence of an in-form Zouma for no apparent reason? It just makes no sense to me.

Christ that midfield kova and Jorginho just gonna deliver 400 sideways passes 

23 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

I haven’t got any grub in for the match and I only have one beer. Help me. 

You really need to sort out your priorities. On pay day you really need to go and buy a month's worth of beer. Or in my case think i will cut down this month and only buy 90 cans and then have to go shopping again a week before pay day to but another couple of cases.

But you really need to make sure you have enough beer for match days

6 minutes ago, dkw said:

 

Aye that one lol...now to picture Jorgi and Kova with the stashes lmao 

3 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

Did anybody actually like Chucklevision? 

The only time I remember it ever being on our tv when I was younger was when I was waiting for something else to come on ?

I always quite enjoyed it. But I think I've proven a lack of taste and culture to the point even munks calls me out on it

19 minutes ago, dkw said:

So James isn't playing again? Alonso in, I hope it's a back 5. f**k Jorginho, another game of 300 pointless passes sideways/backwards.

I'm not a great fan as he has no legs however while a vast majority of his passes have been sideways/backwards if you closely watch the games he's generally had no-one in front of him in space to pass to; the object of the Lampard era was to continually pass the ball sideways to get it out wide. If you watch his better games he always looks forward and passes forward when the opportunity presents itself...As I said, I'm not a fan but its not entirely his fault if the players in front of him are continually standing around like statues. 

Vydra starting over Barnes, who hasn't scored a league goal since February last year. That's pretty much nailed-on then...

7 minutes ago, dkw said:

So v Burnley who are the number 1 team for crosses in, aggressive forwards he picks rudiger ahead of Zouma? That makes zero sense.

Set plays are a concern with Wood, Mee and James Tar looking to get on the end of McNeils excellent delivery and us having Tammy, Silva and Rudiger on them I would guess.

2 minutes ago, Malta Blue said:

You really need to sort out your priorities. On pay day you really need to go and buy a month's worth of beer. Or in my case think i will cut down this month and only buy 90 cans and then have to go shopping again a week before pay day to but another couple of cases.

But you really need to make sure you have enough beer for match days

Sunday 12 o’clock kick offs are the f**king worst for drinking though. I might just stick to soft drinks, I’m not happy about the food situation though. 

It’s ok team, I suppose he has to tinker a bit to get what he wants. Only been here about 5 days.

Biggest disappointment for me is Jorginho starting. This calling for the 5 yard pass, delivering another 5 yard pass while pointing to player to instruct another pointless 5 yard pass. Just pisses me off.