2 hours ago, axman2526 said:

So are you actually Santa Klause?

Krampus. 

Reports in the Italian press are saying Juve have changed their mind on Lukaku, no longer a priority so all he has left is waiting to see if they changed their mind again, or goes to Saudi.

Bin him off to Saudi 

1 hour ago, axman2526 said:

Reports in the Italian press are saying Juve have changed their mind on Lukaku, no longer a priority so all he has left is waiting to see if they changed their mind again, or goes to Saudi.

Saudi or bust now then! Need to get him out of here somehow! 

Where is he anyway? Wasn't he suppoed to be at Cobham last Monday?

31 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Where is he anyway? Wasn't he suppoed to be at Cobham last Monday?

There are a few nice cafes in Cobham itself or a Squires Garden Centre cafe if he comes the other way so obviously it’s easy to get distracted en route.

18 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

There are a few nice cafes in Cobham itself or a Squires Garden Centre cafe if he comes the other way so obviously it’s easy to get distracted en route.

I would expect an elite sportsman like him to focus on chatting up the catering staff at Cobham. But heroes never live up to one's hopes and expectations, do they...

58 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Where is he anyway? Wasn't he suppoed to be at Cobham last Monday?

He's in hiding, he's finding that difficult though.

17 minutes ago, Kev56 said:

He's in hiding, he's finding that difficult though.

Hey, no one said we had professional artists on the forum...

6 minutes ago, dkw said:

Hey, no one said we had professional artists on the forum...

I'm more a sort of Surrealist Piss Artist. 

Edited July 21, 20232 yr by Kev56

11 minutes ago, Kev56 said:

I'm more a sort of Surrealist Piss Artist. 

Ah, the best kind of artist....

Where does this guy end up then? Seems only options right now are Saudi or Chelsea reserves. Could PSG be interested if Mbappe does move?

Cant wait for this door to finally close - he’s nothing but a distraction to something that has finally turned a positive. 

Another weekend of this c**t still being here. Will it ever end? 

21 minutes ago, SimonH said:

Another weekend of this c**t still being here. Will it ever end? 

Looks like not. He has turned the Saudi offer down and no one else wants him.

Looks like the great Lukaku and @Argolove affair continues for at least one more season....

Needs to use his obscene wages to buy his own little island and piss off there now because he’s managed to f**k off the entire planet by this point. What a prick he is. 

7 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Needs to use his obscene wages to buy his own little island and piss off there now because he’s managed to f**k off the entire planet by this point. What a prick he is. 

Careful Munkworth. That could be considered a "hate" post by some on here.

Apparently Al Hilal have moved on to other targets, so Romelu is staying then....

22 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Apparently Al Hilal have moved on to other targets, so Romelu is staying then....

Oh good, that's the experience we need among those kids 

2 hours ago, just said:

Careful Munkworth. That could be considered a "hate" post by some on here.

It should be. It is. I very much dislike the man because he is a complete self centred prick.

 

1 hour ago, NestorGarde said:

This from the worlds biggest bullsh*tter!

I’d say throw him in the reserves and keep him as far away from the first team as possible, but then that’s pretty unfair on the reserve / dev squad players and staff. 

Maybe he could be a training ground ball boy or unload deliveries Cobham? 

6 minutes ago, PhilH930 said:

I’d say throw him in the reserves and keep him as far away from the first team as possible, but then that’s pretty unfair on the reserve / dev squad players and staff. 

Maybe he could be a training ground ball boy or unload deliveries Cobham? 

Gacon tests every day for a year with his own personal trainer.

Send him on loan to Luton, Keep him the hell away from Cobham so his 'presence' doesn't become a problem.

Make him the worlds most expensive ball boy. I really don’t give a f**k at this point. 

We should loan him to Utd or newcastle. We can continue to pay his wages in full.

 

With the donkey in their squad we might have chance of beating them for a top 4 spot.