https://twitter.com/user/status/1690102578879590401

I literally called this about a year ago that as soon as Inter stopped giving him an unconditional starting spot he'd have refound his "love" for Everton.

Most predictable guy on the planet.

As long as Harry Kane moves to Germany everything loods gook.

If there was an award or trophy for the most delusional and lacking in self awareness player,  this fat useless lump of lard would win it hands down. My loathing of him just grows every day he stays here and stinks the place out.

7 hours ago, Argo said:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1690102578879590401

I literally called this about a year ago that as soon as Inter stopped giving him an unconditional starting spot he'd have refound his "love" for Everton.

Most predictable guy on the planet.

Not in Chelsea plans?? The dude shat all over the club saying he didn’t want to come back.. but his latest comments for me are a huge climb down.. maybe if he gets to his knees apologises to his managers staff team mates owners and fans in that order we may give him a chance to train and challenge for a spot..

Come on spurs. Just 40m and he’s all yours

8 hours ago, Argo said:

https://twitter.com/user/status/1690102578879590401

I literally called this about a year ago that as soon as Inter stopped giving him an unconditional starting spot he'd have refound his "love" for Everton.

Most predictable guy on the planet.

He's a shameless tart!

It would truly be a monumental window if Spurs invest the Kane money into Lukaku and potentially Gallagher who they have been linked with before.

4 hours ago, petre ispirescu said:

It would truly be a monumental window if Spurs invest the Kane money into Lukaku and potentially Gallagher who they have been linked with before.

I wouldn’t put Gallagher in the same category as Lukaku. One is a Chelsea boy who gives his everything and loves playing for Chelsea, despite his limitations, the other one is a fat lump of a prima donna who thinks of himself as a god when he’s just a d**khead.

Apparently Spurs have made contact in the past few hours.

https://football-italia.net/tottenham-emerge-for-lukaku-as-vlahovic-swap-between-juventus-and-chelsea-stalls/

https://tbrfootball.com/tottenham-make-contact-over-signing-world-class-harry-kane-replacement/

Oh please, please, please, please, please let this happen.

Fat Angela and his alleged all-action, hard pressing football. Lukaku will be the perfect fit for him.

You do understand though he’ll suddenly turn into a world class striker against us and bag some outstanding goals? For Tottenham on top of that!

2 minutes ago, Mod said:

You do understand though he’ll suddenly turn into a world class striker against us and bag some outstanding goals? For Tottenham on top of that!

He's got massive attitude issues but he's not a bad footballer, if a side plays to his strengths he'll score goals. You don't score almost a goal every other game for 600 games without some talent.

We're not trying to get rid of him because he can't score goals, it's countless other reasons.

2 minutes ago, Mod said:

You do understand though he’ll suddenly turn into a world class striker against us and bag some outstanding goals? For Tottenham on top of that!

Don't think so Mod. You trying to say Lukaku is up there with the greats like Andy Carroll and Danny Welbeck?

I was thinking more Emile Heskey!

10 minutes ago, Mod said:

You do understand though he’ll suddenly turn into a world class striker against us and bag some outstanding goals? For Tottenham on top of that!

I can pretty safely say that won't be the case. If it's a loan i hope we can find a way to put into the agreement that he does face us.

32 minutes ago, Mod said:

You do understand though he’ll suddenly turn into a world class striker against us and bag some outstanding goals? For Tottenham on top of that!

I`ll bet you 20 chocolate covered digestives he doesnt.

10 hours ago, dkw said:

I`ll bet you 20 chocolate covered digestives he doesnt.

Just don't offer him that or he'll score about 5. 

Sadly, it doesn't look like Spuds are interested 🤕

Can see him moving to Saudi at the end of the window when no one else is interested at this rate. Probably be the best option for us too.

3 minutes ago, RIP Mourinho said:

Can see him moving to Saudi at the end of the window when no one else is interested at this rate. Probably be the best option for us too.

He claims he still loves Everton, Everton need a stat padding forward more than any team has ever needed one.

Wonder if he'll finally put his money where his mouth is.

Get ready to learn Arabic, you fat c**t.

2 minutes ago, Argo said:

He claims he still loves Everton, Everton need a stat padding forward more than any team has ever needed one.

Wonder if he'll finally put his money where his mouth is.

Just signed Chermiti, haven't they? With him, Maupay, Calvert-Lewin and to a lesser extent Cannon i can't see them paying Lukaku £200k+ a week.

Hope they do though, of course.

12 minutes ago, RIP Mourinho said:

Can see him moving to Saudi at the end of the window when no one else is interested at this rate. Probably be the best option for us too.

I can see this, although i can still see Jose coming in last knockings for a knock down 1 year loan deal to Roma whilst Tammy is out.

36 minutes ago, Gordon Bennett said:

Get ready to learn Arabic, you fat c**t.

I wonder how “fat c**t” is in Arabic (he’ll be wondering how you order two burgers in Arabic, though)

On 14/08/2023 at 12:15, dkw said:

I`ll bet you 20 chocolate covered digestives he doesnt.

Calm down man!