Can't we just wait until some bloke sitting in his bedroom gives us the real inside information from his Twitter account ?

Not yet then...

Still here… all bridges burned 

Another weekend and he is still f**king here. We are running out of time to shift this w**ker. Ffs 

1 hour ago, SimonH said:

Another weekend and he is still f**king here. We are running out of time to shift this w**ker. Ffs 

I would wind your expectations back mate.

The likes of CHO, Ziyech, and Sarr are far more likely to be moved on than this c***. And I can't blame any club for not wanting him, who in their right mind would sign this w**ker? I can only hope someone is stupid enough to give him a chance.

But I can't see him going this window because I don't think anyone is that stupid, all this Spurs talk is just speculation, that's it. If Tottenham were smart they would save their money. The best chance we've got of getting rid of this bastard is if he agrees to mutual termination. 

15 minutes ago, Victor90 said:

The best chance we've got of getting rid of this bastard is if he agrees to mutual termination. 

I hope he has a change of heart and takes the Saudi option. It surely must be becoming a more attractive proposition now that so many of his "peer" group are over there ... Ronaldo, Neymar, Benzema to name just three  ... 🙂 

So now that Fulham are in search of a striker, would they be interested in Lukaku and a package of sausages?

So what exactly are we doing with this vacuous waste of space, surely a trade with Inter or Juve, or whoever that may want him, should be achieved, hopefully

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37 minutes ago, Ballack & Blu said:

So what exactly are we doing with this vacuous waste of space, surely a trade with Inter or Juve, or whoever that may want him, should be achieved, hopefully

He is staying.

3 hours ago, axman2526 said:

He is staying.

Don’t say that. We are not at that point yet. I hope…..

28 minutes ago, SimonH said:

Don’t say that. We are not at that point yet. I hope…..

Saudi clubs moved on, Juve dropped their interest recently, Inter far more publicly.

Nobody about will pay close to his wage, so imo he is going to sit out his contract in the comfort of London.

7 hours ago, axman2526 said:

Saudi clubs moved on, Juve dropped their interest recently, Inter far more publicly.

Nobody about will pay close to his wage, so imo he is going to sit out his contract in the comfort of London.

That is what he most probably will do. Sit.

Maybe a move back to Everton given their recent results... perhaps they could help each other.

4 hours ago, Bebe1980 said:

Maybe a move back to Everton given their recent results... perhaps they could help each other.

Or maybe we go crawling back to him on our knees and beg him back.

Striker or defender both we need lmao.

Bloody hell, I'm so damaged from our blunt attack that I'll take him back as an option. I have no doubt that despite his foolishness and limitations, a fit and focused Lukaku see's us beat West Ham today.

3 minutes ago, KonaKai Blue said:

Bloody hell, I'm so damaged from our blunt attack that I'll take him back as an option. I have no doubt that despite his foolishness and limitations, a fit and focused Lukaku see's us beat West Ham today.

I can't see Lukaku playing for us again, but if he did I think he would at least manage a few goals.

Our approach towards strikers is very odd. We were unlucky with the Nkunku injury, but going into the season with just Nkunku/Jackson/Broja seems risky, especially when 2 of those players spent a large chunk of last season injured. I know we are mainly looking at players for the future but we really need somebody who can score goals now too.

Bring him back. Me and the team are desperate for at least a scoring option off the bench.

He's a money hungry driven individual BUT he hasn't committed a heinous crime like you know who.

13 hours ago, KonaKai Blue said:

Bloody hell, I'm so damaged from our blunt attack that I'll take him back as an option. I have no doubt that despite his foolishness and limitations, a fit and focused Lukaku see's us beat West Ham today.

If we wanted a stat ladder who did little else we could have just kept Auba.

The idea that Lukaku will be any help in this situation is at best utter fantasy.

14 hours ago, KonaKai Blue said:

Bloody hell, I'm so damaged from our blunt attack that I'll take him back as an option. I have no doubt that despite his foolishness and limitations, a fit and focused Lukaku see's us beat West Ham today.

Oh behave yourself. 

What on earth is that fat lump going to do exactly? Even at his best he couldn't possibly contribute anything because he heavily relies on assistance. The type of assistance that just wasn't there in the 2nd half. 

14 hours ago, KonaKai Blue said:

Bloody hell, I'm so damaged from our blunt attack that I'll take him back as an option. I have no doubt that despite his foolishness and limitations, a fit and focused Lukaku see's us beat West Ham today.

All i have to say

36 minutes ago, Victor90 said:

Oh behave yourself. 

What on earth is that fat lump going to do exactly? Even at his best he couldn't possibly contribute anything because he heavily relies on assistance. The type of assistance that just wasn't there in the 2nd half. 

I don't want him to ever wear the shirt again.

But he'd have scored 2 in the first half against West Ham,  would probably have scored penalty too.

Just now, Whats_The_Mata? said:

I don't want him to ever wear the shirt again.

But he'd have scored 2 in the first half against West Ham,  would probably have scored penalty too.

Based on what exactly?

For the past two years he's been sh*t, Lukaku is a very overrated player a lot of people don't realise this. Bad attitude aside, he's still very overrated, he's a physical specimen that's been heavily mocked for having limited technical ability, hence the jokes about his first touch. There is a lot of merit to it, just look at his performances for Inter last season, he's not actually that good. 

 

1 hour ago, Victor90 said:

Based on what exactly?

 

Based on Rom telling the world he is one of the best strikers in the game of course. Do try and keep up man lmao ;)

2 hours ago, Victor90 said:

Oh behave yourself. 

What on earth is that fat lump going to do exactly? Even at his best he couldn't possibly contribute anything because he heavily relies on assistance. The type of assistance that just wasn't there in the 2nd half. 

I'm trying to rationalise why any Chelsea fan would want this guy back in the set up and all I can come up with is the Stockholm Syndrome.

1 minute ago, Argo said:

I'm trying to rationalise why any Chelsea fan would want this guy back in the set up and all I can come up with is the Stockholm Syndrome.

Sadomasochism ?