1 minute ago, Jackson27 said:

Lukaku Is Immobile

Immobile is a far superior striker 😉

What happens with supposedly good strikers when they come to Chelsea they just become total duds. Can someone explain this phenomenon? 

Just now, forbzy said:

Immobile is a far superior striker 😉

Roy Race is a far superior striker and he’s fictional. 

Just now, Munkworth said:

Could Lukaku go join him?

Could teach him a thing or two about how to put the ball in the net. Or even control a ball. Or move. Am I asking too much?

we have to pray for a ziyech solo goal or azpi to lose patience and get in there

Ohh godd .. I thought we were done with the back 3.. everything is so slow .. we friggin wait till they have 11 behind the ball.

1 minute ago, RIP Mourinho said:

Could teach him a thing or two about how to put the ball in the net. Or even control a ball. Or move. Am I asking too much?

When Lukaku does get a chance to shoot, he just smashes it at the keeper. He doesn't even try and place it.

HE ACTUALLY TOOK A SHOT!!! hit it right at the keeper but ...

I don't think I've ever seen a player as lazy and immoble as Lukaku in all my years of following football in general and Chelsea in particular. 

5 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Roy Race is a far superior striker and he’s fictional. 

I was thinking Billy the Fish

1 minute ago, Scott Harris said:

When Lukaku does get a chance to shoot, he just smashes it at the keeper. He doesn't even try and place it.

What could he do when the pass had so much spin? His UCL winning teammates should learn to weight their passes better.

We really miss having creative midfielders as well. We were spoilt for years with players like Frank & Cesc.

Edited February 9, 20224 yr by Malcolm9

Ziyech is showing some improvement in recent games.

Is today's strategy to put the ball in front of Lukaku as early and as often as possible while the defence are still higher up the pitch, and if he fails to convert any of them he has to stop his bitching?

If so, my prediction is

Chelsea 1-0 Al-Hilal, Alonso, 81'

boo lukakuu

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f**king Hell He Actually Scored

Goooaaaallll Lukaku! We were saying… 

great goal Rom.

f**kING HELL HE ACTUALLY SCORED!

that was so close even Lukaku couldn't miss

Just now, Jackson27 said:

f**king Hell He Actually Scored

Jinx. 

Finally! he couldn't miss that one.

i cant believe he actually benefited from not moving from the defenders