When we where linked with him in the summer I was one of the first to shout hell no.  But hear me out - after last season we desperately need someone who can put the ball in the back on the net.  Maybe we just throw him up front, he gets us 20 league goals, and we just accept he may not turn up around his sisters birthday or any other date he has marked in the calendar, and we get used to the rolling on the floor, play acting, and complaining - actually scratch that I'd rather keep Havertz.

56 minutes ago, RIP Mourinho said:

I'm going to whisper it but he'd solve our goal scoring and creativity issues singlehandedly

If we could pair him up with Ronaldo it would be a double win.

7 minutes ago, just said:

If we could pair him up with Ronaldo it would be a double win.

Cheeky bid in for Suarez

Best idea ever .. up there with signing KK.

f**k off with Neymar

37 minutes ago, azpi28 said:

f**k off with Neymar

You can't deny Ronaldo, Lukaku and Neymar would be a dream forward line for many fans.

Would be a total nightmare for any players who had to defend behind them though.

17 minutes ago, just said:

You can't deny Ronaldo, Lukaku and Neymar would be a dream forward line for many fans.

Would be a total nightmare for any players who had to defend behind them though.

Neymar can dive and win penalties, Lukaku can give thumb ups and Ronaldo can convert the penalties

No way he can feck right off 

1 hour ago, just said:

You can't deny Ronaldo, Lukaku and Neymar would be a dream forward line for many fans.

Would be a total nightmare for any players who had to defend behind them though.

Maybe 10 years ago… on FIFA

He'd last 5 minutes. He'd get snapped by a proper defender and after batching, crying and rolling around on the floor He'd end up fking off like that other cheating, diving, w*nker Di Maria.

I'd love Neymar to come to the EPL, just not to us. I'd like him to come so that someone with real finesse in the art of tackling,  someone like Eric Dier can completely iron him out.

Sean Dyche might give him a leg breaker himself...and I'd love to see it, just not in Chelsea colors. 

He would probably play about 20% of games due to injuries and other nonsense, look flashy but doesn't really hit the ground running, get labeled a huge flop, go on a strop and we'll be trying to offload him for the next 2 years.

Can already see it. 

Edited June 7, 20233 yr by Victor90

Probably get kicked off the field after 10 minutes and sit out for 6 months. He's exactly what we don't need right now, let's hope Boehly and his buddies dont get any ideas.

No way the manager would sign him. He goes against everything Pochettino wants in a player.

Might explain why he “failed” in Paris.

16 hours ago, just said:

You can't deny Ronaldo, Lukaku and Neymar would be a dream forward line for many fans.

Would be a total nightmare for any players who had to defend behind them though.

Which Ronaldo?

9 hours ago, 19seventyone said:

No way the manager would sign him. He goes against everything Pochettino wants in a player.

Might explain why he “failed” in Paris.

One of a number of reasons, mostly related to the front three. Indulged superstars bolted onto the front of 8 players left to try to cover for their refusal to help defend. And indulged to the point that, according to Pochettino, disciplining any of them was verboten. Mmmm. That's German. Interdit in French.

Think both Neymar and Pochettino enjoyed working with one another, which kind of explains our "interest". 

Given we have Enzo in midfield, adding Neymar as an attacking midfielder in a midfield 3 is suicide in the PL. Can only see him succeeding as a LF with the entire team making up for his lack of pressing/defensive game. 

And lining up to punch him in the face for being a Bolsonaro supporter.

Oh god, he's been snapped at Cobham ahead of hsi medical

I’d rather we signed Hulk. 

3 hours ago, dermott said:

And lining up to punch him in the face for being a Bolsonaro supporter.

So is Thiago Silva apparently.

1 hour ago, Munkworth said:

I’d rather we signed Hulk. 

Don't tease us!

1 hour ago, Valerie said:

Don't tease us!

Yeah that is Vals job!

1 hour ago, Valerie said:

Don't tease us!

Unfortunately it looks like we’ll just end up with The Incredible Bulk/Sulk back 

12 hours ago, Valerie said:

So is Thiago Silva apparently.

Reportedly. But in Thiago's case ... well, we're all allowed one mistake in our lives.