How many times are we going to hear "Chelsea have bossed possession but the only clear cut chances have fallen the way of <opposition>" in the next 5 years?

I can't take much more of these performances I can't lie. We're torture to watch.

Chelsea playing like amateurs for the first 25 mins. They just cannot pass a ball shameful,,,

I will personally donate my hamstrings if it means Lavia plays more than 50% if the season.

We are getting outplayed and I expect nothing here!!

Fernandez has been diabolical so far.

we are not gonna win this league

The passing is atrocious.

Not sure I’ve seen us give the ball away as much as tonight’s 25 mins. It’s Feckin shocking

I hope the Real Madrid scouts are watching a different game this evening ...

i think we are in trouble here, if we can get to ht hopefully we can change it up a gear

Maresca telling everyone to slow it down and to stop passing forwards.

5 minutes ago, timetowaste said:

Maresca is a genuinely rubbish manager isn't he, not even joking, he so incapable changing things up it's actually a disgrace that he was ever even mentioned to be in contention to be Chelsea manager, let alone given the job.

Contrast with Luis Enrique whose team balled out and dumped Liverpool out the CL. Sliding doors moment

“We created so many chances, the fans should be happy “ said the bald one after Leicester

Well 28 mins in and bugger all

1 minute ago, mojo said:

22 minutes ago, just said:

Just working through the necessary MarescaBall pre-match requirements;

Numerous amphetamines, match sticks to keep the eye lids open, "I'm So Excited" by The Pointer Sisters blaring out, wet fish to slap myself around the face, yep. All ready to go. Zzzzzzzzzzz!

Ouch!!!

23 minutes and first slap with the wet fish.

Shocking passing. Schoolboy stuff for guys getting paid 50k-100k plus a week.

What a sad world we live in.

According to my in-the-know friend sh*tty Phil (aka @piss on Twitter) Enzo Fernández has been asking the team to call him El Capitán The Guv'na. sh*tty's sources have told him that the squad have responded by calling him Ian Beale.

1 minute ago, BordeauxBlue said:

Contrast with Luis Enrique whose team balled out and dumped Liverpool out the CL. Sliding doors moment

Yep, and how Hansi Flick has got Barcelona playing

KDH really, he is crap

So boring. Nothing happening at all.

1 minute ago, Hitherto said:

Chelsea playing like amateurs for the first 25 mins. They just cannot pass a ball shameful,,,

What else can you expect having amateurs like Maresca and KDH in key roles?

Another boring sh*te performance. And sorry who ever signed kdh should be sacked worst player I’ve seen in a Chelsea shirt since jokanavic

Maresca getting out thought tactically by Copenhagen's manager. Honestly not really that surprised.

1 minute ago, PloKoon13 said:

According to my in-the-know friend sh*tty Phil (aka @piss on Twitter) Enzo Fernández has been asking the team to call him El Capitán The Guv'na. sh*tty's sources have told him that the squad have responded by calling him Ian Beale.

Not bad really, he had a cafe and he was married to Cindy

Sancho playing on the right. Sancho passing it backwards on the right.