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Following Our Nearest & Dearest Rivals, 2016/2017

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6 minutes ago, Kinkladze1871 said:

Talking of hand shakes, Am i just being an old fart fuddy duddy or was that cringeworthy as feck?

i'm not sure what you are referencing here... didn't watch much football this weekend seeing as Chelsea weren't playing 

12 minutes ago, mad_mac said:

i'm not sure what you are referencing here... didn't watch much football this weekend seeing as Chelsea weren't playing 

Harry Kane and Dele Alli did some sort of Fresh Prince of Bel Air style hand shake, Similar to what Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff would do.

4 minutes ago, Kinkladze1871 said:

Harry Kane and Dele Alli did some sort of Fresh Prince of Bel Air style hand shake, Similar to what Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff would do.

 

lol...oh dear

1 hour ago, Kinkladze1871 said:

Harry Kane and Dele Alli did some sort of Fresh Prince of Bel Air style hand shake, Similar to what Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff would do.

I think that's cool. Let's give it to them.

21 hours ago, robdog said:

so was it a 10-8 round for Ibra? :Troll_Face:

Now he will not play against us. Would have been better if he's there so ManU will have no excuses.

2 hours ago, Tibbers said:

Now he will not play against us. Would have been better if he's there so ManU will have no excuses.

what do you mean? the 4-0 drubbing wasn't enough? Maybe you need a refresher on what happened that day

 

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btw I just saw Eden Hazard speaking about how important Sunday match vs manure will be

3 hours ago, Kinkladze1871 said:

Harry Kane and Dele Alli did some sort of Fresh Prince of Bel Air style hand shake, Similar to what Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff would do.

Pair of c**ts. 

The spurs are a funny bunch. Win a game, it's we are going to win the title. Lose a tie in Europe, it's we aren't ready to win anything yet. They are going to change their tune 5-6 times for the rest of the season. Somewhere in the world, Jose will be fuming the defensive Chelsea won another game, and wondering why can't teams open up their defence against my team? Let's hope Stoke get something against City, and Arsenal beat Bayern 2:1 so Wenger get rewarded with a new contract.

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4 hours ago, Kinkladze1871 said:

Harry Kane and Dele Alli did some sort of Fresh Prince of Bel Air style hand shake, Similar to what Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff would do.

I thought it was cringe worthy too. Same goes with Pogba and Lingard's celebrations for United. Is this what passes for cool these days ?

1 hour ago, Scott Harris said:

I thought it was cringe worthy too. Same goes with Pogba and Lingard's celebrations for United. Is this what passes for cool these days ?

I agree, but i'm sure similar was said when players started hugging each other.

Maybe one day a stiff hand shake will come back into fashion.

I think a knee slide into the corner flag should be the go to celebration. That 'thing' that Kane and Alli did was just embarrassing, i'd be so ashamed if any of our players tried that.

 

 

35 minutes ago, RIP Mourinho said:

I think a knee slide into the corner flag should be the go to celebration. That 'thing' that Kane and Alli did was just embarrassing, i'd be so ashamed if any of our players tried that.

 

 

Oh my God!  Are they still at primary school?  That wasn't even done ironically/jokingly!

18 hours ago, Bogga said:

Let's say we finish fifth but win the EL. Does the team in fourth get to qualify for CL or get immediately "relegated" to the EL?

The only way for fourth to lose their spot is for United to win EL and an English team that isn't top 4 at the end of the season to win the CL. So it would have to be you and Leicester winning the European trophies for 4th to lose its spot and that's if you don't finish top 4. So it's extremely unlikely this season.

What's in the water in north London?...Arsenal and their selfies after they beat a team like Burnley at home and sp*rs with their pathetic goal celebrations when no trophy is on the line? Funny how the team at the top of the league doesn't feel the need to display such histrionics

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22 hours ago, RichardCFC said:

Not sure how they can prove that Mings' 'stamp' was deliberate.

They don't have to "prove" anything. Balance of probabilities for them, just ask JT. 

I don't doubt for a second they'll uphold the charge, they've got a conviction rate of something like over 95% of players charged. 

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3 hours ago, havelschayes said:
 
Cringe handshake video here 

 

2 hours ago, Kinkladze1871 said:

Only difference is though, JR Smith and Kyrie Irving are a bunch of bad azz NBA super stars who can pull it off, Kane and Alli are about as bad azz as Justin Bieber or Mcfly.

 

1 hour ago, dkw said:

They both need to be punched in the cock for that.

Rehearsed handshakes make you look like a twat.  I don't care who you are, what money you earn, why you're doing it... you look a right old bell end flapping your hands about at people. This fad needs to die quicker than spring shoelaces.

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