Someone shoot…

I'd take losing to the 2018 version of Juve. This version is just Burnley in a Newcastle kit

This is easily the worst Juve side I've ever seen. Surely we can do better than this??

2 minutes ago, coco said:

they just have to go down on one knee and they get the foul.

They don’t even go down anymore - just scream like a wee baby. 

Brain dead football trying to do the same sh*t at 70 minutes they were failing at after 10 minutes.

There is no way through the fking middle. How many more times

Typical Juventus display this, superb at the back. 

3 minutes ago, Brigadeiro said:

Remember when we actually had chances for Werner to miss? Glorious days.

Said all summer that the idea of having a poacher to finish what we create was too simplistic.

In reality you take one man out of the build up.

Watch Lukaku and you can see the problem with this team, he makes runs and nobody spots them or attempts to make the pass nowhere near enough. Same issue Timo had smh why don't we play early balls?

Chiesa is such a gem. Ball control is ridiculous 

5 shots Juve 1 on target 9 shots Chelsea 1 on target that's grim

Just now, Argo said:

Said all summer that the idea of having a poacher to finish what we create was too simplistic.

In reality you take one man out of the build up.

Problem is that lineup worked well against teams that attacked us but was lacking in games where we needed to take the game to the opposition (basically most games in the Premier League). That is one of the reasons we dropped so many points against teams in the lower half of the table before. 

Subbing on all our duds. 

Tuchel is having a mare here 

Just now, ducavis said:

Chiesa is such a gem. Ball control is ridiculous 

It's gutless football  5 yard passes to each other unmarked. Shifting the responsibility on to someone else. Totally gutless 

So TT is choosing Ross Barkley for our last sub smh

can't see us breaking this lot down

2 minutes ago, LongtimerLurker said:

Watch Lukaku and you can see the problem with this team, he makes runs and nobody spots them or attempts to make the pass nowhere near enough. Same issue Timo had smh why don't we play early balls?

Replace Lukaku with any striker we’ve had since Costa and you’ll realise this isn’t a new problem. 

Ross Barkley. Seriously!!

Rossy the bossy on!!! 

Barkley? Interesting.......

CHO is starting to look lively.

This is what teams felt when they played us under Jose

We don't have a proper midfielder waiting at the edge of the box to blast one in

They are doing a job on us tonight. For all the money we’ve spent going forward we really do lack imagination in these situations. 
 

Callum is the only one who can make something out of nothing right now.

100% the right decision, we have absolutely reached 'frustratedly twatting it from distance' time.

Tuchel is getting desperate - he’s bring on Ross Barkley