Just now, evissy said:

Pointless update number 98.

 

I love these 'still talking' updates because I like to imagine it means theres a constant meeting/phone call lasting for weeks going on where everyones just chatting about Eastenders and then it falls silent.

"Fancy taking the deal yet, Victor?"

"Nope, can I have more money?"

"Nope.... Anyway, I can't believe there is an active housing market in Albert Square given the crime rate and lack of infastructure, its a suprise it hasn't been taken over for student accomadation at this point"

Be careful what you wish for boys. There’s rumours our back up option is Calvert Lewin. 

18 minutes ago, JM7 said:

Be careful what you wish for boys. There’s rumours our back up option is Calvert Lewin. 

He was decent a few seasons back - better than Tammy IMO. But injuries and his passion for modelling sh*t clothes seems to have taken its toll!

 

This means we’re still negotiating with Osimhen otherwise this would be sorted by now.

6 minutes ago, Nibs said:

He was decent a few seasons back - better than Tammy IMO. But injuries and his passion for modelling sh*t clothes seems to have taken its toll!

 

Calvert-Lewin has always been w*nk. He's never been better than Tammy, well maybe except wearing skirts.

2 hours ago, Dr. Socrates said:

Let’s face it, this ownership has dragged us so low that we’re no longer an attractive proposition. I bet Osimhen would go to PSG or Real Madrid if they offered him the same terms we did. But given the choice between a team playing in the Conference League and not likely to be anywhere near competitive for years to come, and earning an absolute fortune in a league without recognition, he looks like he’s chosen the latter. This is what we’ve become in a couple of years under Clearlake. 

The fact he's not signed and in Saudi days ago proves otherwise.  If he does choose us he's turned down a lot of money for the privilege.  I doubt he'd do that if it was Spurs or Villa.

Fabrizo saying that Saudi will only sign one of Victor or Toney. Not both. 

Surely with Toney having a medical, it’s Chelsea or bust for Victor

Sconnie told us days ago he is going to Saudi, why all this drama? 

2 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Sconnie told us days ago he is going to Saudi, why all this drama? 

Because otherwise, we end up with Calvert-Lewin from the Blue Scouse (who are getting relegated this season)

2 minutes ago, Luca Vialli said:

Because otherwise, we end up with Calvert-Lewin from the Blue Scouse (who are getting relegated this season)

We still might ;)

6 hours ago, JM7 said:

Loan with an obligation has to be some sort of accounting trick. 

an extra years amoritisation for a start. 

1 year loan (with loan fee), followed by 5 year amoritsation. 

 

We will perhaps start seeing 2-3 year loans, followed by 5 year amortisation (a nifty way to get around the new changes).

Ivan Toney has arrived in London for his Al Ahli medical. (@SkySportsNews)

Chelsea delegation currently in Napoli as they are still trying to find a way for Victor Osimhen deal to be re-activated. (@FabrizioRomano) #CFC

Surely he has to come. Napoli need him to go

Just now, JM7 said:

Chelsea delegation currently in Napoli as they are still trying to find a way for Victor Osimhen deal to be re-activated. (@FabrizioRomano) #CFC

Eghbali is just pulling his pants down to his ankles as I type !

Better make that butter spreadable. 

Breaking: Al Ahli are focusing on Toney now and not Osimhen. (@DiMarzio)

33 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

Eghbali is just pulling his pants down to his ankles as I type !

Not so sure we’ll sign him, but all the stuff about why we shouldn’t sign him is funny. If we did I am sure he’ll instantly be hailed the best striker ever and just needs some time to get his confidence.

5 hours ago, evissy said:

I didn't hear you mate. Could you maybe shout it? 😆😉

Just read about that. Looks shady as hell.

No more so than City and Savinho. 

Just more loopholery

30 minutes ago, JM7 said:

Breaking: Al Ahli are focusing on Toney now and not Osimhen. (@DiMarzio)

They know who the better player is then 

1 hour ago, JM7 said:

Breaking: Al Ahli are focusing on Toney now and not Osimhen. (@DiMarzio)

Well it makes sense, they made him a huge offer now is up to Victor to say yes 

1 hour ago, Snedger said:

Not so sure we’ll sign him, but all the stuff about why we shouldn’t sign him is funny. If we did I am sure he’ll instantly be hailed the best striker ever and just needs some time to get his confidence.

Listen if we sign him he's the best striker around if he's goes to Saudi he's a washed up nobody.  What's so difficult to understand?!

1 hour ago, Snedger said:

Not so sure we’ll sign him, but all the stuff about why we shouldn’t sign him is funny. If we did I am sure he’ll instantly be hailed the best striker ever and just needs some time to get his confidence.

Not from me believe me. 

But you are right, Lukaku was given the same treatment when he came here, every pundit was saying Chelsea are winning the league, that lasted about 3 weeks.