Good work on the break there by the corpse of Nicolas Jackson.

I am actually a necromancer in my spare time and can help revive him, but the key process involves draining Eghbali of all his blood.

Palmer has been woeful for months now

That tame shot from Jackson 🤮

1 minute ago, PloKoon13 said:

Good work on the break there by the corpse of Nicolas Jackson.

I am actually a necromancer in my spare time and can help revive him, but the key process involves draining Eghbali of all his blood.

Have you been at the hard stuff?

1 minute ago, WhiteWall said:

It's a moving piece. Not sure why you needed to reference the size of his cock, but fair play to you.

This is the problem with the modern generation of fans, no respect for the hallowed footballing traditions.

Edited April 20, 20251 yr by PloKoon13

what am i going to do for rest of season now im not watching chelsea

5 minutes ago, Bob stark said:

Bait our press, midfield goes up, long ball to st. It is just so easy to attack us.

Our pressing has been terrible this season.

You're right, we just mark space. It's half arsed pressing. We used to call it jockeying. Its players cheating rather than working hard on real pressing

They plainly don’t care tbh

Just now, alwayshopeful said:

what am i going to do for rest of season now im not watching chelsea

Smile, probably.

Sideways sideways sideways forward back back sideways sideways sideways long

That’s all they do

Time has slowed down watching this. Playing like a team that's already lost in the 80th minute.

Maresca has bastardized the inverted fullback.

Best bit of play today almost sending that little sh*t into the stands

the commentators commeding Sanchez for one good pick from a corner are really taking the piss now.

manager and every player should be made to line up and every fan can walk by face to face screaming w**kER

Just now, Andy2461 said:

They plainly don’t care tbh

Heart and soul of the club is completely gone.

We desperately need a "Dave" or a JT in the squad. We don't have even close to it.

I did go for 2-0 Fulham in this game. I might have been overly optimistic

The frustration and body language is really telling. Players isolated with few options. You end up seeing a lot of heads dropped.

I feel for them a bit. The manager is doing nothing for them

Maresca is a fraud .. can’t see any signs of progression.. fundamentally taken the strengths of each individual and played a system to nullify them all .. fck u maresca

1 minute ago, Andy North said:

Have you been at the hard stuff?

Not yet, my actual opinion is just as depressing as everyone else's (with an added twist of 'I specifically warned you at the start of the season that this would happen if you hired Maresca'), so I thought I'd try and counteract the malaise by saying ridiculous things.

Noni the only one that’s putting in a good effort.

Just now, Girish said:

the commentators commeding Sanchez for one good pick from a corner are really taking the piss now.

To be fair there was a good chance he'd punch that into his own goal

Have we even had a legit shot?

Just now, Sconnie Blue said:

Noni the only one that’s putting in a good effort.

Yeah that was a sh*t effort from Enzo after what Noni had done.

We can moan about individual players etc , but everything goes right back. to the day of the takeover and then every ruinous decision that within less than 1 season destroyed our great football club.