Most bizarre half time show I've ever seen

Trump

"When are they putting LeBron on?"

2 minutes ago, El regreso said:

I am thinking about the multiple ways we can f**k this us!!

Just now, Remodez said:

I think it's better than listening to the pundits to be honest.

Relief at last adverts.

Is the second half tonight?

No disrespect to the American fans but this is why you can’t have American corporations in charge of too much of the PL can you imagine

Three 15 min matches. Use the subs. Run down the clock. Wait for every jealous c**t in the country to bad mouth a trophy they’d just love to qualify for hahah

15 minutes ago, Deino said:

Massive 45mins incoming

What? The half time show?

5 minutes ago, WhiteWall said:

Seriously are you for real. You've been the Dopamine kid all bloody summer and you wait until we are 3-0 up at half time against the best club side in the world and you choose this moment to piss on our chips. Wouldn't be surprised if we lost 4-5, seriously,?

To be fair to Evissy, that scenario is going through my head as well 🫣

For half time could have used this chap

They are just replacing the match clock, with the slowest clock ever invented. Here goes boys and girls

I dont mind the performances but that felt longer than most halftimes

Well well well, we are 45 away from a 🌎 🏆

Who’d thought pas moi, hope we see more of the same please 🥶 !

Forgot Caicedo rolled his ankle a week ago bloke is a cyborg

Looks like the crowd are massively Chelsea though

3 minutes ago, Remodez said:

I think it's better than listening to the pundits to be honest.

NAH!

I love bit of Joe Cole speak.

Can't believe we're 45 minutes away from winning a competition I've treated with active disdain all season. This is the stuff of dreams

here's Donald

20 mins since HT whistle

6 minutes ago, WhiteWall said:

Seriously are you for real. You've been the Dopamine kid all bloody summer and you wait until we are 3-0 up at half time against the best club side in the world and you choose this moment to piss on our chips. Wouldn't be surprised if we lost 4-5, seriously,?

I wonder if Evissy knows he is contrarian 😆

Edited July 13, 2025Jul 13 by Scott Harris

this is desperate

Just now, evissy said:

Have we seen a side so exposed against us this season. Acres of space there.

43 year old man a dopamine kid. I have hard time believing we are 3-0 up this half. I absolutely would not be surprised if PSG turn up 2nd half.

I don't want to curse us, but I don't see us conceeding 3 second half goals

Just now, carrickblue said:

here's Donald

WTF!!!!!!

3-0 up and shouldn’t be this nervous. Feel like we’ve just made them mad now

2 minutes ago, Shug said:

Is the second half tonight?

Too much excitement for the week for yanks.

Nothing like a bitter united fan