The PE teacher shouting at Sanchez

And it wasnt youre a world class keeper

Sanchez boots it out of play again. Are these players taking the p*ss. It's just as well we won early the season or we'd be battling relegation. Embarrassing

What’s the point of bringing Jesse Derry only to pick Garnacho ahead of him again despite the fact he’s rubbish and done nothing at this club!

9 hours ago, Imran_CFC said:

Pre‑season cricket nets… or 90 minutes of Chelsea recycling possession, Neto dribbling into nowhere, and Garnacho getting manhandled by a right‑back.

Tough Call

Glad I made the right call

Ok hands up if you think we are beating Leeds

1 minute ago, BewareoftheDrog said:

Surely there's a Toblerone in the mini bar

One bottle of water. No mini bottles of booze, no overpriced stale cashews, just water. The bed is very comfy though, and the shower is good, once I found out the light switches on when you open the stall door.

Just now, 2211 said:

What’s the point of bringing Jesse Derry only to pick Garnacho ahead of him again despite the fact he’s rubbish and done nothing at this club!

Got two subs (and one sub window) left - may as well bring him on for the last five minutes.

Cheer up, lads. We'll build around Mudryk, next season.

Five straight defeats and no goals scored. Liam Rosenior ladies and gentlemen.

Sordid night at the south coast sex club...

Liam kept talking about how he's third in the league based on form last month to defend the team once this sh*t form started, but can he admit that he's in the relegation zone based on form now?

3 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

How much do those cost now? Assuming it's a mini one I'm gonna guess £13.50

Probably. And a small bottle of your Leapfrog whisky would need a mortgage

Right, boys and gals. You obviously know jack sh*t about football. It is all about data and presentation. Pie charts, line graphs and scatter plots are the most important aspects of the game. Liam and his team can produce the most mind blowing PowerPoint slides.

Just now, 2211 said:

What’s the point of bringing Jesse Derry only to pick Garnacho ahead of him again despite the fact he’s rubbish and done nothing at this club!

This is Chelsea, we always give countless opportunities to our expensive signings while a Cobham graduate wont be seen for six months after one mistake

Just now, Dr. Socrates said:

Five straight defeats and no goals scored. Liam Rosenior ladies and gentlemen.

There was a certain person on here telling everyone Rosenoir was a level above Maresca

WELLBECK 3-0

Shocking!!

Just now, Caps_Lock_King said:

WELLBECK 3-0

Ofc it is

Oooh Welbeck scored. Whoda thunkit

Death, taxes, Welbeck scoring

3-0

obligatory Welbeck goal

We are a structure less mess

Haha embarrassing goal

8 minutes ago, Scott said:

Welbeck on for the third.