On a slightly different note - which footballers names do you like?  I always like to hear the commentary when Shrewsbury Town are playing because they have someone playing who's surname is Akpa-Akpro.  They also have a player called Knight-Percival who I always think sounds like one of the knights of the round table.

 

And Daniel Agger always made me think of Agadoo - did Liverpool have a song around this or is it just me?

 

Surely nothing beats Paul Dickov for pure hilarity.

Rod Fanni ?

Surely nothing beats Paul Dickov for pure hilarity.

I genuinely thought the commentator said d**khead the first time I heard it!  And later I realised it suited him.

Surely nothing beats Paul Dickov for pure hilarity.

 

Oh and Kuntz of course.  And I do remember (at my dad's funeral quite inappropriately though dad would've appreciated it) somehow getting into the discussion about crisp flavours named after footballers (Salt n Lineker, Cheese and Owen) and agreeing that Seaman flavour would be interesting!  Sitting in the hearse pissing ourselves laughing was surreal but as I said, dad would've joined in!

Ladies and gentlemen I give you.

 

 

Danny sh*ttu

 

 

EDIT:

 

A name so nice even The Shed End won't let me post me. 

Edited December 3, 201411 yr by ForeverCarefree

There's bound to an asian player with the last name sh*ttake (pronounced she-tak-e)

So apparently Bolton are considering out of contract pair Eidur Gudjohnsen and.... Wait for it.... Emile Heskey. 

 

With a combined age of 72 it would either be a genius move by the Trotters or a car crash in waiting. 

 

Would love to see it happen either way though. 

Also 3 years wenger? Now if that isn't confidence I don't know what is. Maybe he is taking his own twist on lord Jose's little horse analogy from last season.

I don't see why Van persie's goal is on the top 3 for that award. 

This one has to win it

 

Take a bow love...take a bow.

I genuinely thought the commentator said d**khead the first time I heard it!  And later I realised it suited him.

 

There was a youngster at Charlton last season who was [almost] called 'Anal Cock': http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An%C4%B1l_Ko%C3%A7

 

There was always a myth that there was an old Algerian player called 'Ars Bandeet' as well, but I'm fairly sure that one turned out to be false.

Surprised no one mentioned "danny drinkwater" always make me laugh. He must always be hydrated 

Surprised no one mentioned "danny drinkwater" always make me laugh. He must always be hydrated

My mates surname is Drinkwater lol

According to Wenger, Arsenal will win the Premier League within 3 years, Real statement of intent right there, Not this year not next year but 3 years.

speaking of le arse, did you hear of this fools comment's today? I did laugh when my Wife (who is German) read it to me.

 

Petit says countrymen would be 'better off under the Germans'

 

sorry I was a fan of Petit until that fool said before the 2012 UCL Final that 'he regretted playing for Chelsea & CFC doesn't have a chance vs Bayern'. IMHO he can go jump off a bridge.

On a slightly different note - which footballers names do you like? I always like to hear the commentary when Shrewsbury Town are playing because they have someone playing who's surname is Akpa-Akpro. They also have a player called Knight-Percival who I always think sounds like one of the knights of the round table.

And Daniel Agger always made me think of Agadoo - did Liverpool have a song around this or is it just me?

Yes, and it was horrible. As bad as the original.

'Dean Windass' always made me snigger.

No mention of Brian Pinas?

Edited December 3, 201411 yr by Drogba11CFC

You're born to Indian parents, Your surname is Koc and with all the Indian names in the world, Your old man decides to call you Anil, Surely that's beyond bad luck? :laugh2:

Had a Football Manager regen called Juan Kerr once.

Eden Hazard, Ayden Azar, Edin Azard..

 

Eddie Hizzard

Boyata and Demechelis in defence, Tonight looks like a watch from behind the sofa sort of match.

It annoys me when English commentators and pundits pronounce names as if they speak the language. Like "Hamez Rodriguez"..Its James.

Or Barcelona in the Spanish pronunciation of Barthelona. That one really bugs me.

Or Barcelona in the Spanish pronunciation of Barthelona. That one really bugs me.

Especially since we all know the proper pronunciation is Barfelona.

Sorry, I couldn't resist posting the predictable :-)

Nice of Sunderland to decide to defend like total sh*te tonight.

Or Barcelona in the Spanish pronunciation of Barthelona. That one really bugs me.

 

Oh yeah, i hate that one, same with Valenthia instead of Valencia.

City are reminding me of Liverpool from last season. Every good thing they do is coming through Aguero just like it was for Liverpool with Suarez.

Why aren't City playing really slow and narrow? What is this madness.