I'm going to try the same thing.
Walk into the Megastore.
"Can I have Alex Sandro?"

3 minutes ago, Barrettinator said:

 

The acting is on point lol

These new unveiling videos make me want to vomit

Just now, linesy91 said:

These new unveiling videos make me want to vomit

It's the new rave. Accept it. 

Some of them are actually quite well done though.

Amazing that we were linked with him June 30th after previously being linked with Manolas and by July 9th, we wrapped it up. 

If only the Bakayoko deal could move that fast...

Holy sh*t they actually did make a meme video. :|

5 minutes ago, TomCFC85 said:

I'm going to try the same thing.
Walk into the Megastore.
"Can I have Alex Sandro?"

 

Should add "German Steel" to the thread name. How's that for corny? 

Good signing.

Also one of the cringiest announcement videos I've ever seen.

 

21 minutes ago, Barrettinator said:

 

Awesome Vid!!! Worth the delay. Hopefully we have a better one for Bakayoko

Good signing for a reasonable fee. Luiz, Cahill, Rudiger, Zouma and Andreas is a very good rotation.

I actually LOL at how bad that video was, but glad all the same he's signed now.  Who's place do you think he is most likely to push for though? Cahill, Luiz or Dave? They all have their strengths but would maybe say Cahill is the most likely to make way, unless the plan is to push Dave back out wide...

 

Hopefully Bakayoko and a forward soon to follow! 

Let's hope he tucks Lukaku in his pocket this year... [emoji6]

Toni is a great signing for us.  Very athletic and physically strong - decent speed too for his height.  I'm a fan. 

Thank God it's done. To be honest, I don't know much about him, but if people that have seen him rate him, then fair enough, look forward to seeing him play. 

Nobody tell him the Antonio song is not about him, just let him enjoy it.

I find it hilarious how they unveil him by a boy asking what name he wants on the back of a shirt.
The realistic response would be this:
"Which player son?"
"I want Rudiger"
"But you can't get him on the back"
"Because he's not signed yet?"
"No because the Nike website only offers select players, you can have Cahill though"

5 hours ago, Barrettinator said:

I hear he has ebola. Those medicals usually take months. Recon we sign him by deadline day. Bakayoko's is a bit different though. strongly suspect that might be AIDS. 

Guess the Ebola was fake

48 minutes ago, didierforever said:

Awesome Vid!!! Worth the delay. Hopefully we have a better one for Bakayoko

Dont care what the haters say. tight freaking video

2 hours ago, MTF said:

shut the f**k up you f**king snowflake d**khead

take your victim sh*t elsewhere this is a football forum

SMH...   Disgraceful

Well, on the plus side, maybe the Sandro and Bakayoko announcements are simply being held up by the video production time needed. 

1 minute ago, VG said:

Well, on the plus side, maybe the Sandro and Bakayoko announcements are simply being held up by the video production time needed. 

Yep. We're bringing in Michael Bay for the Alex Sandro introduction/ special effects extravaganza.

Edited July 9, 20179 yr by abramovich

I think I prefer the cartoon with Luiz...