September 1, 2025Sep 1 3 minutes ago, Valerie said:You're on such an elevated level, nobody can reach your height. So I won't try, but feel free to mansplain it.Please, for the love of god dont do this on a Monday morning.
September 1, 2025Sep 1 11 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:It’s more on Enzo Snr than Enzo Jnr, the manager hangs him out to dry by asking him to box crash while Gusto overlaps. A solid pivot would be much better, hopefully we see it again when Lavia is back as Enzo can’t be trusted there. It’s so confusing that he doesn’t use Santos there, Enzo’s best games have been at the 10 with no defensive responsibilities but Palmer and Pedro are both better there.Maresca clearly doesn't think Santos is ready yet.Regarding the bolded point, I'm not sure I agree? Always felt he was a bit ineffective when that high up and his best games came from deeper when box crashing. Even the PSG game where the whole team were excellent he was just okay, did his job in terms of movement etc but didn't really do much else.
September 1, 2025Sep 1 43 minutes ago, Valerie said:You're on such an elevated level, nobody can reach your height. So I won't try, but feel free to mansplain it.Mansplain is something that I didn't do, your need to try and nitpick my words and making them into something that I never even argued about is missing the point since me pointing out just how ridiculous it is to call Enzo a bang average player is missed entirely by your part and it's no accident isn't it?So I get that you all agree with each other on that take but your effort to try and look unbiased or fair is more mansplaining than anything I have said.Talk about focusing on the wrong things here, a whole theme of clowning around, hope you enjoy this more than the others, have a big laugh or something...
September 1, 2025Sep 1 13 hours ago, Clown Lake said:CONFERENCE LEAGUEDjurgardenReal BetisCLUB WORLD CUPEsperanceFluminesePREMIER LEAGUELeicesterFulhamEvertonFulhamThe majority of these being 5 yard passes for someone to bang in from 30 yards (Everton/Leciester/Fluminese/Esperance etc.) or set pieces.Context is always key. Edited September 1, 2025Sep 1 by Ukraine Bolt
September 1, 2025Sep 1 3 hours ago, Gol15 said:Mansplain is something that I didn't do, your need to try and nitpick my words and making them into something that I never even argued about is missing the point since me pointing out just how ridiculous it is to call Enzo a bang average player is missed entirely by your part and it's no accident isn't it?So I get that you all agree with each other on that take but your effort to try and look unbiased or fair is more mansplaining than anything I have said.Talk about focusing on the wrong things here, a whole theme of clowning around, hope you enjoy this more than the others, have a big laugh or something...You have zero self awareness 😅
September 1, 2025Sep 1 Meanwhile, the Rumours page hasn't had an update for 17 hours. Welcome to deadline day
September 1, 2025Sep 1 33 minutes ago, Valerie said:You have zero self awareness 😅If only you had an appreciation of the modern man...
September 1, 2025Sep 1 36 minutes ago, loz said:If only you had an appreciation of the modern man...I do have an appreciation of you, Loz, so you're right: no appreciation of the modern man 😜
September 1, 2025Sep 1 44 minutes ago, loz said:If only you had an appreciation of the modern man...She appreciates plenty of young modern men, or at least that what it said on the toilet cubicle wall....
September 1, 2025Sep 1 1 hour ago, Ukraine Bolt said:CONFERENCE LEAGUEDjurgardenReal BetisCLUB WORLD CUPEsperanceFluminesePREMIER LEAGUELeicesterFulhamEvertonFulhamThe majority of these being 5 yard passes for someone to bang in from 30 yards (Everton/Leciester/Fluminese/Esperance etc.) or set pieces.Context is always key.For a Chelsea fan you sure are pissed off at our success. How can a Chelsea fan be also the biggest haters on here? Oh yeah, youre just here to hate because our owners are American. Click across the pond at Arsenal or Spurs forums, I am 100% sure theyll agree and welcome you with open arms about everything you have to say about Chelsea.
September 1, 2025Sep 1 1 minute ago, OneTommyLangley said:lol at a Yank telling people to get out of our club...😂Can you read? “Forum”. The Chelsea hate will be quite appreciated there.
September 1, 2025Sep 1 14 hours ago, venom2011 said:The 'reality'...is that you can both enjoy a win and be critical of performances. No one needs to appreciate football with blinkers on.But the credit is never given properly is it? It's not a "goal and assist but needs to be better" it's always "Enzo plays sh*t, if xyz was abc then he'd never get the goals"If that wasn't Enzo Fernandez, a majority of fans would have called it a captain's performance but because it's Enzo, it's "gassed up just because it was a pen and a corner" "horrible penalty" "it's the modern game, people are more concerned with stats than performances".Since when does passing a fan's eye test worth more than the winning goal for the team?
September 1, 2025Sep 1 23 minutes ago, Deino said:But the credit is never given properly is it? It's not a "goal and assist but needs to be better" it's always "Enzo plays sh*t, if xyz was abc then he'd never get the goals"If that wasn't Enzo Fernandez, a majority of fans would have called it a captain's performance but because it's Enzo, it's "gassed up just because it was a pen and a corner" "horrible penalty" "it's the modern game, people are more concerned with stats than performances".Since when does passing a fan's eye test worth more than the winning goal for the team?Also “passing fans eye test” is so ridiculous. He passes many fans eye test, including our managers eye test. Wtf does that even mean aside from I’m making sh*te up as I go? We all have different eye tests ffs 😂
September 1, 2025Sep 1 6 hours ago, Valerie said:You have zero self awareness 😅Took you 6+ years to say it, so I choose to take that as a compliment!
September 1, 2025Sep 1 7 hours ago, Clown Lake said:For a Chelsea fan you sure are pissed off at our success. How can a Chelsea fan be also the biggest haters on here? Oh yeah, youre just here to hate because our owners are American. Click across the pond at Arsenal or Spurs forums, I am 100% sure theyll agree and welcome you with open arms about everything you have to say about Chelsea.Adding context matters. Also, the irony of an overseas fan that’s never been to the bridge saying this isn’t lost on me.
September 1, 2025Sep 1 9 minutes ago, Ukraine Bolt said:Adding context matters. Also, the irony of an overseas fan that’s never been to the bridge saying this isn’t lost on me.False, I bet i’ve been more times than you have.
September 5, 2025Sep 5 On 01/09/2025 at 02:42, Gol15 said:Day 1 after 1 training he was the first name for us, and kept being that till this day, for all practical purposes he is wearing the captains armband even so you're way out of your depth here thinking that Enzo is being picked last or even close to that, you having a laugh is just a sad side note.Spot on! What does the club, the manager and our players know though? He captained Chelsea 33 times last season.
September 5, 2025Sep 5 Wonder if anyone has heard of Reece James? Thats our captain. Enzo is an imposter with the arm band when Reece isnt on the pitch.
September 6, 2025Sep 6 He’s going to have another brilliant season next to Moi, because Lavia couldn’t manage a game of Cards atm, his metrics are showing he’s started well, but hey there’s plenty on here that are obviously more qualified, also he will be Argies next long term El Capitan, because Scalloni recognises how good he is!!
September 17, 2025Sep 17 Real Madrid, I have a fantastic offer for you!World’s best young Argentinian midfielder, absolutely exceptional at scoring crucial goals, such as the conference league final. Can score world class free kicks, incredible long balls and astonishing short passing. My god, he can even tackle too!Available for only 60m. Limited time offer, don’t miss out!
September 17, 2025Sep 17 I'm not as down on Fernandez as many on here. He does have value IMO but like so many before him, he suffers from a lack of athleticism in so much of what he is expected to do in an EPL midfield. So for me there is no way he should be an untouchable nailed on starter every week. Especially with Santos looking like he is ready to play regular minutes.
September 17, 2025Sep 17 This lad is a natural born winner and leader of men. He is captain for a reason. If he adds some more goals to his game we have a top midfielder in the side.
September 17, 2025Sep 17 1 minute ago, MyWord said:This lad is a natural born winner and leader of men. He is captain for a reason. If he adds some more goals to his game we have a top midfielder in the side.Great player, lucky to have him.
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