Gomez takes about ten steps forward every throw in. 

We couldn't hit the ocean if we were on a boat ffs. 

8 minutes ago, evissy said:

Scoring is so important in the sport. We used to win games being absolutely horrible but would nick a goal. Controlling the game with the ball is irrelevant if you can't put away chances.

And its not just about the strikers. Nobody in this team can hit a cows ar$e with a banjo, its ridiculous. Its league 2 standard in and around the box.

I should have gone for the 0-0!

Club needs to be rid of all Potter influence. Bruno next. 
 

f**k me. 
 

Team full of mids and no ST. 
Gallagher on in 60 min. 
Havertz gets full 90. 
 

Spirit of Potter truly lives on. 

Felix is a very good player but probably not what we need for the potential money. 

Might as well take off Enzo and James too so all our decent players aren’t on the pitch. 

Manager had a free one tonight to change things up a bit but has done anything.

Watching us try and score a goal is no different than watching celebs on Soccer Aid.

Just now, WhiteWall said:

And its not just about the strikers. Nobody in this team can hit a cows ar$e with a banjo, its ridiculous. Its league 2 standard in and around the box.

You mean even that guy we paid a £10m loan fee for, & pay £250k/w can’t score even though he shoots a lot.

Fast Ukrainian Boy is coming. 

With his speed he runs through the Goal with the ball. 

 

 

And gets offside called by VAR. 

I call it. 

Doesn't matter whose in front of goal , it's just ridiculous.

Potter is definitely in charge 🤣🤣

Going to be brave…. Mudryk to get the winner. Come on Chelsea!!! 

either we are at the heart of some betting scandal with millions being waged on us not scoring or the players have some game going on amongst themselves to see who can find the most absurd way to miss 

Just now, Dr Gonzo said:

Felix is a very good player but probably not what we need for the potential money. 

Don't shoot, can't shoot. I think he is great but no end product. I would love him here but our midfielders have to be able to chip in as well.

Who is this dipsh*t picking the team..

Chilwell off for Mudryk FFS...

 

Just now, Dr Gonzo said:

Felix is a very good player but probably not what we need for the potential money. 

He is pants; just a highlights reel player, no substance at all. Had 4 shots today, ZERO on target.

2 minutes ago, Dr Gonzo said:

Felix is a very good player but probably not what we need for the potential money. 

Definitely not what we need. 

I'm not Aubameyang's biggest fan, but did he play a prank on the coaching staff that didn't go down well? 

Just now, Sconnie Blue said:

Club needs to be rid of all Potter influence. Bruno next. 
 

f**k me. 
 

Team full of mids and no ST. 
Gallagher on in 60 min. 
Havertz gets full 90. 
 

Spirit of Potter truly lives on. 

No f**king different is it. Only reason I'd accept Bruno staying in charge if its to wait for Carlo in the summer.

1 minute ago, ducavis said:

You mean even that guy we paid a £10m loan fee for, & pay £250k/w can’t score even though he shoots a lot.

Yep, even with his pitching wedge right foot

Lampard is there tonight.

Surely not ....?

1 minute ago, WhiteWall said:

And its not just about the strikers. Nobody in this team can hit a cows ar$e with a banjo, its ridiculous. Its league 2 standard in and around the box.

I feel it could easily be down to one player. Making one right signing in the summer could turn this around. Be it a striker (probably) or a midfielder we might be one piece away from being a scoring side. The new manager naturally has something to say in this as well.

Seriously have we NO forward at the club whatsoever that can score a fecking goal