36 minutes ago, The Rising Sun said:

"Liam explains the word manager " on ESPN

😂😂

In English, ‘manage’, if you split the two words is ‘man’ and ‘age’, so ‘you’re ‘ageing men’,” he continues.

Hang on. You cannot be serious.

No AI program on earth could come up with such pure, undiluted LinkedIn corporate babble if you asked it to.

The worst thing is that there’s a very large audience for this kind of thing

I actually didn't believe that the clowning could get any worse than it already is, but Rosenior must have heard my thoughts and thought to himself: "Hold. My. Beer.":

Does not ware gloves in training because he wants thebplayers to hear his applause when they do something right. I sh*t you not.

The sort of stuff he's coming out with I'd expect from a manager of a youth team. Not mens.

Maybe I should get back into coaching and get my next UEFA qualification, apparently BlueCo will hire anyone.

6 minutes ago, Zeta said:

Maybe I should get back into coaching and get my next UEFA qualification, apparently BlueCo will hire anyone.

Make sure you have some sort of association with the Kinetic Foundation on your CV LOL

3 hours ago, The Rising Sun said:

"Liam explains the word manager " on ESPN

😂😂

In English, ‘manage’, if you split the two words is ‘man’ and ‘age’, so ‘you’re ‘ageing men’,” he continues.

Hang on. You cannot be serious.

No AI program on earth could come up with such pure, undiluted LinkedIn corporate babble if you asked it to.

The worst thing is that there’s a very large audience for this kind of thing

I think that was the quote that led to the David Brent comparisons.

Liam Rosenior encourages Chelsea’s hierarchy to keep visiting the changing room after every game: 🗣️" "It’s nothing to do with a 'debrief'. It’s to give confidence, it’s to talk, it’s to collaborate, it’s to think together."

We are fast becoming a joke of a club with him in charge. Needs to stop talking.

5 minutes ago, markpitts said:

Liam Rosenior encourages Chelsea’s hierarchy to keep visiting the changing room after every game: 🗣️" "It’s nothing to do with a 'debrief'. It’s to give confidence, it’s to talk, it’s to collaborate, it’s to think together."

We are fast becoming a joke of a club with him in charge. Needs to stop talking.

What an absolute joke...this is just embarrassing.

He truly is those blueco clowns' bītch.

Rosenior better come up with something quickly, all of this word salad is just setting himself up to be mocked relentlessly. It's already happening.

The Media PR briefs are insane. Genuine insanity. Deflecting and flat out lying.

They didn’t get a CB in the summer because Maresca apparently deleveraged their position (so what’s changed now?), they are in the market for an elite CB (yet the only reported names are 20 year olds with less than 50 appearances), and they only loaned Bounanoutte because their preferred attackers weren’t available. (YOU SPENT 2 MONTHS TRYING TO GET SIMONS YET TWERKED FOR GARNACHO!!??).

Strap in lads. We have the true face of BlueCo at the helm now.

All these quotes from Rosenior are utterly cringe worthy. I cannot even believe Blue co. will put up with this utter nonsense for too long - unless this bloke lucks in with some decent results starting today he could be gone before the end of the season. Eghbali, Stewart and Winstanley are gonna twig that this fella is struggling at this level and thats before he gets involved with Premier League football, his media output is weird and embarrassing. This utter nonsense will not fill their shareholders with confidence. If we are slipping away from Champions League qualification after the next half a dozen league games he could be at risk.

Liam stop talking & start winning.

Edited January 17Jan 17 by OTL

1 hour ago, forbzy said:

I think that was the quote that led to the David Brent comparisons.

It was earlier than that in his first presser, the 'Itsssss a joooke' was Brent all day long!

27 minutes ago, Scott Harris said:

Rosenior better come up with something quickly, all of this word salad is just setting himself up to be mocked relentlessly. It's already happening.

It's just been days, and the content he's giving people is next level!

The club has been a joke for some time now, and this is just the cherry on top!

1 hour ago, markpitts said:

Liam Rosenior encourages Chelsea’s hierarchy to keep visiting the changing room after every game: 🗣️" "It’s nothing to do with a 'debrief'. It’s to give confidence, it’s to talk, it’s to collaborate, it’s to think together."

We are fast becoming a joke of a club with him in charge. Needs to stop talking.

Fast becoming?

Mate we are the bit of everyone's jokes. Even Fulham and Spurs are laughing at us. Rightly too, if this was any other club we would be feasting on this nonsense

On 15/01/2026 at 23:21, Sexyfootball said:

With 17 PL games to go, we'll need 38 more points to match last season's 69 points, so something like Won 12 drawn 2 lost 3 will probably be required to get Top 4 or 5.

Does Rosenior survive if we miss out on Champions League ?

It might even be a tall ask just to match Poch's 63 points that scraped 6th. We'd need a minimum of going 9-5-3, or 10-2-5, and even that looks challenging when we're currently sitting at 8-7-6.

Tough job for anyone ...

Blue co can always help Rosenior. City give pep, Semenyo n Guehi this Jan. We are talking about goat manager here.

Surely blue co will help a newbie manager with at least a oshimen and maybe Barcola

Edited January 17Jan 17 by Bob stark

4 minutes ago, Bob stark said:

Blue co can always help Rosenior. City give pep, Semenyo n Guehi this Jan.

Surely blue co will give a newbie manager, at least a oshimen and maybe Barcola

Stop it. Nobody is biting.

I am looking forward to the Quenda and Estevao briefings over the next month or two to justify why they sold Palmer in the summer.

3 minutes ago, WhiteWall said:

Stop it. Nobody is biting.

I am looking forward to the Quenda and Estevao briefings over the next month or two to justify why they sold Palmer in the summer.

I'll be surprised if they sell Palmer this summer. I am actually more curious what happens if cole can get back to his best and pretty much establish himself as one of the best player in pl and start demanding 400/500k.

3 minutes ago, Bob stark said:

I'll be surprised if they sell Palmer this summer. I am actually more curious what happens if cole can get back to his best and pretty much establish himself as one of the best player in pl and start demanding 400/500k.

Sell simple as. The interesting one is James who is in the last 18mths of his contract, and there are no talks scheduled. Fully expect them to offer him £180k/w before the summer, which he will rightly reject and will then get sold in the summer.

5 minutes ago, markpitts said:

Sell simple as. The interesting one is James who is in the last 18mths of his contract, and there are no talks scheduled. Fully expect them to offer him £180k/w before the summer, which he will rightly reject and will then get sold in the summer.

Ah totally forget about James contract. This will be interesting.

I saw a while ago that we gave Cucu extension which surprised me, it turned out no extension, just more money.

Rosenior is overcompensating because he himself knows managing Chelsea is way above his level.

Jeremy Jacquet, 20 years old. I see the board tries to "improve" the team by adding even more inexperienced player to it.

At this point I am absolutely sure that Palmer, Estevao, Caicedo, Enzo and some others will put in a transfer request very soon. If it is not this summer, then in the summer of 2027 most definitely.

So much bed wetting in this thread im gonna warn the government to be ready for floods.

4 minutes ago, dkw said:

So much bed wetting in this thread im gonna warn the government to be ready for floods.

I'm not sure if it's bed wetting as such, this is the model. Nobody should be surprised about. You can't buy a never ending supply of young wingers and midfielders and not expect it to be a conveyor belt. With a number of these gambles not working it makes the few successes even more marketable