Alonso is really pi**ing me off.

When did we become so boring to watch?

1 minute ago, Kev56 said:

This thread must be sponsored by Greggs ffs.

Getting hungry?

Tuchel is raging he's not happy 

Just now, wizardous said:

When did we become so boring to watch?

When frank was sacked

Southampton look half baked. 

Just now, Munkworth said:

He’s a proper cockney - pie, mash & liquor man!

sh*t - well reminded. Been that absorbed in the game that I forgot to start drinking!

On another note I wouldn't recommend going near the £17 bottles of Jameson which Morrison's have at the moment . They seem to be defective - bought one a couple of days ago and the bloody thing is empty already!

Also - Kanté just won the ball in the opposition half again

Zouma spraying the ball crossfield. Better passer than Rudiger and Christensen.

Tuchel is pissed.

Just now, JM7 said:

Southampton look half baked. 

Are you trying to sneak in a pie pun?

3 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

He’s a proper cockney - pie, mash & liquor man!

I think someone on here must be able to tweet him and ask him....sausage roll or pie

By the time we're done with this mob the only thing we should be able to see is a pair of legs and a set of eyeballs sticking out from the bottom of the casting couch, we really need to get one of these teams shagged to boost the morale and get that all important feel good factor going. 

Werner is a woeful footballer, he's been like this all season, offers nothing in the build up play, he's just good at running with the ball and making runs, that's about it. 

Abraham needs to get involved a little more or he's gonna get subbed at half time once again.

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

Are you trying to sneak in a pie pun?

Could of been a sausage roll pun

Just woke up here in the states and tuning in.

This is really boring the life out of me. All procession and no penetration. We have created eff all.

1 minute ago, Malta Blue said:

I think someone on here must be able to tweet him and ask him....sausage roll or pie

@Valerie could just give him a ring?

2 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Are you trying to sneak in a pie pun?

Don’t be stupid - use your loaf. 

A few points so far:

Werner being very wasteful as usual but I really don’t like him being involved in the build up. Get him in the box for one touch finishes. 

Mount needs to take it upon himself to produce the final ball. Kante & Kovacic aren’t those players.

Alonso is so incredibly slow. He needs more urgency. He is wasting a lot of opportunities.

Just now, goose said:

This is really boring the life out of me. All procession and no penetration. We have created eff all.

Title of your sex tape. 

Just now, goose said:

This is really boring the life out of me. All procession and no penetration. We have created eff all.

Sometimes predictive text doesn't work

Just now, DidierDrogbalala said:

Abraham needs to get involved a little more or he's gonna get subbed at half time once again.

Wouldn't know he was playing.

1 minute ago, JM7 said:

Don’t be stupid - use your loaf. 

I’ve got nothing to prove here...

Players are doing everything good until the 18 yard it's like panic stations