5 hours ago, Nibs said:

whilst watching The Apprentice with the Mrs.

Good God surely things haven't got this bad. 

Lord Sugar reading from pun-laden script: "Watching Chelsea with the Mrs, more like misses"

Cue cutaway shots of nemerous laughing faces. 

13 minutes ago, Liam said:

Good God surely things haven't got this bad. 

Lord Sugar reading from pun-laden script: "Watching Chelsea with the Mrs, more like misses"

Cue cutaway shots of nemerous laughing faces. 

We always said @goose was the better lad.  

One thing is certain. Mount will score against us.

The problem is that we’re never likely to win any big games if we can’t keep clean sheets or defend well. You can get away with it against the likes of Luton etc but not the bigger teams. They’ll kill you. 

There is no club I despise more. Please lads just show up and batter them. The more dodgy our win the better!

COYB

6 hours ago, Nibs said:

See it is on TNT rather than Sky. Can't be arsed to get a stream up so will listen on headphones on radio whilst watching The Apprentice with the Mrs.

If we lose badly it will be a case of Poch, You're Fired!!!

Surprised its not on Dave tbh

Peak Chilwell 😂

Date / Time: Thursday, April 4, 2024, 20.15 BST; 3:15pm EDT; 12:45am IST (next day)

Venue: Stamford Bridge, SW6

Referee: Jarred Gillett (on pitch); David Coote (VAR)

Forecast: Breezy, rainy

 

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Chelsea are winless in the past 12 Premier League meetings (D7, L5). It's their longest run without a league victory against Manchester United.

Chelsea have not won a competitive game versus the Red Devils in front of a crowd since a 1-0 win at Wembley Stadium in the FA Cup final in 2018.

It's bloody awful isn't it. Well it could be the 13th game is unlucky for United.

Come on Chelsea!

This is redemption time, 3-1 to the mighty blues JFH brace and Eidar with one as well.

Cmon lads KTBFFH 

I'm hoping it's a 4-3-3 rather than Gallagher at 10...

Absolutely no excuses tonight, we have to win

Taurainen made the bench! Supposedly an expert on free kicks…

Let’s see if the finnish player can finish.

Every time our matches are on TV it’s painful because I can’t not watch.

Unchanged. I want to bitch and moan about it given how it went against Burnley, but maybe some stability in the line up for once isn’t the worst thing

1 hour ago, Zeta said:

One thing is certain. Mount will score against us.

 

17 minutes ago, Zeta said:

As expected, that defence worries me. We won't keep a clean sheet. But at least Sterling doesn't start and hope Carney is first sub to come on.

Let's batter them - COME ON THE CHELS!

16 minutes ago, AndyDowsleftflank said:

Unchanged. I want to bitch and moan about it given how it went against Burnley, but maybe some stability in the line up for once isn’t the worst thing

No Sanchez, no Sterling, no Casadei.

 

Disgraceful!

Unfortunately I see a 1-2 United win

Easy watch for this game here lads. No need to sweat it or get worked up. 

You can chalk it down as a win for United. That's what it's been like for a while now. Don't see it changing now. 

43 minutes ago, Zeta said:

Can't believe he left Silva on the bench...need experience for this game and he picks the most leakiest defence we have ...oh well another long evening ahead 

Loving Antony's fanny beard. What a clown. I'll swear half these modern day footballers sit in the barber's chair and say "make me look the biggest twat you can". 

Hope Conner pays attention to the mascot.

17 minutes ago, El regreso said:

Unfortunately I see a 1-2 United win

I see you're your usual sunny self!