Hopefully he somehow wins golden boot again and we can trick someone into thinking he's only sh*t with Chelsea.

On ths Isco thing, Thiago Alcantara has injured himself again, So Isco will probably get in the back door.

 

Still hope Torres is gone next season ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgIKbkmEcAw

 

All of Nando's goals from this season. 

5 second clip?

That's a very well edited video, good quality and with english commentary. Rare on YouTube.

 

Man, he didn't score many goals and most of them were poached as well..

Also I noticed the only goal he properly celebrated was the one against City.

wow. watching that video just reminded me how good hazard/oscar are when on top form. the first few goals showed incredible drive and flair by both hazard and oscar, great to remind myself of that!

God, the amount of times I've heard "He looks a new man!" or something to that effect over the past 3 seasons is annoying.

Does anybody know his Chelsea caraer stats?

Games to goals?

And how many he scored in all comp this season?

You don't want to know, it'll make you weep.

Does anybody know his Chelsea caraer stats?

Games to goals?

And how many he scored in all comp this season?

 

 

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/fernando-torres/leistungsdaten-verein/spieler_7767.html 

You don't want to know, it'll make you weep.

 

Those are 45 very expensive goals. 

That's a very well edited video, good quality and with english commentary. Rare on YouTube.

 

Man, he didn't score many goals and most of them were poached as well..

Also I noticed the only goal he properly celebrated was the one against City.

Really?

I want my striker scoring poached goals, that's what strikers are supposed to do.

I think the only goals he didn't celebrate were against Athletico, for obvious reasons & Cardiff out of respect for an already relegated team.

101 goals and assists for Liverpool and 80 goals and assists for us in about the same amount of minutes. Doesn't seem that bad until you look at the price tag. If Demba ended up with figures like that we'd be cheering.

Ba would have gotten double the amount of goals Torres has, probably more, had he been given the same amount of playing time.

5 second clip?

 

Well I guess when you keep replaying the same 6 goals over and over you can create a 7 min video……which is about the time and effort he has put in all season………….apart from that well constructed video...

Also I noticed the only goal he properly celebrated was the one against City.

 

I've heard from lip readers that he cursed the day he was born every time he scored for us, and from ground staff that he farts every time as well.

I know I hate Torres a lot because he doesn't score and has become wayward sh*t.

But I must admit there's no better feeling for me in watching football than Torres scoring for us. :)

I just can't hate/dislike him.

He's a really likeable player for some reason (No I'm not into men lol)

If there was one player I wanted it to click for most in my Chelsea supporting days it was/is Fernando Torres.

At least he was part of the biggest night in our long history, for that he will forever be remembered (well that and the fee with a poor goalscoring record)....

Edited May 19, 201412 yr by RFC_CFC

With any lucky the club are currently cancelling any planned birthday celebrations for him.

Torres...

What good memories he has given us...

Never has a player exhausted so much enotional energy and patience from his club / supporters and still failed.

Torres...

What good memories he has given us...

Never has a player exhausted so much enotional energy and patience from his club / supporters and still failed.

Oh give it a rest you bellend!

When ridiculous lovey dovey comments like above continue to surface, I will continue it. Fondness towards this guy is unacceptable as far as I'm concerned. Fans will turn on many Chelsea players at the first sign, but with this leach patience and support seems relentless from some.

Torres has caused more pain, harm and misery to Chelsea than even opposition teams can ever dream of doing and yet he has people making these affectionate comments.

So no, I won't give it a rest mate.

When ridiculous lovey dovey comments like above continue to surface, I will continue it. Fondness towards this guy is unacceptable as far as I'm concerned. Fans will turn on many Chelsea players at the first sign, but with this leach patience and support seems relentless from some.

Torres has caused more pain, harm and misery to Chelsea than even opposition teams can ever dream of doing and yet he has people making these affectionate comments.

So no, I won't give it a rest mate.

No he didn't. Its stupid to claim that its "unacceptable" to support Torres. He is a Chelsea player and has scored some very important goals for us. Of course he isn't worth the 50 mil we payed for him but please don't paint him as some sort of villain who hates Chelsea and tries to sh*t on the fans.

He not only forgot how to score he also forgot how to celebrate.

He has been the single most important factor in handicapping Chelsea since he has been here. I am not trying to paint a picture of a guy deliberately trying to harm the club or defecating on Chelsea. There isn't a single player I want to perform poorly for the club when he's playing, but he doesn't deserve anywhere near the type of defence and good feeling he gets for being , frankly, an embarrasment of a footballer.

I will continue to get annoyed/angry at people still trying to spin things for Torres.

I want to see him angling for a move, take a paycut, whatever, he has to go and spare the club of his utter impotence on the field whilst bagging such a huge salary and simultaneously feeling he has been harshly treated by fans (his interviews).