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Joao Felix

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7 hours ago, axman2526 said:

Scott we could plunk Haaland in this team and he would look cr@p.

Why I think anyone talking about Nkunku as our saviour will be in for a rude awakening.

Laughable but true.

11 hours ago, Scott Harris said:

The guy is quality. Losses the ball at times, but he also splits teams open with passes and gets chances to score himself. Likes a tackle too. Can't believe some didn't want us to sign him, he's everything we need right now.

A midfield of Felix, Enzo and Caicedo / Lavia would have been perfect. Can't even mention the money it would have cost to bring him here either after the money we have thrown at players that have proven almost nothing in the game.

25% dribble success (8 attempted, 2 completed),41% of his ground duels won (12 attempted, 5 won) and lost possession 17 times in 64 minutes.

This performance is exactly the reason we didn't sign him. Two dummies of the ball, which is obviously something worked on the training ground, managed to mask an absolute stinker. Even the goal the keeper should have just picked up.

Even Ferran Torres put in a better shift. 

16 hours ago, Scott Harris said:

The guy is quality. Losses the ball at times, but he also splits teams open with passes and gets chances to score himself. Likes a tackle too. Can't believe some didn't want us to sign him, he's everything we need right now.

A midfield of Felix, Enzo and Caicedo / Lavia would have been perfect. Can't even mention the money it would have cost to bring him here either after the money we have thrown at players that have proven almost nothing in the game.

He was dreadful in that game, gave the ball away nearly every time he had it. That video is hilarious fanboy nonsense against an incredibly weak team.

Oriel Romeo got 8.5 or 9 out of 10 for Barcelona ffs.

7 hours ago, RIP Mourinho said:

25% dribble success (8 attempted, 2 completed),41% of his ground duels won (12 attempted, 5 won) and lost possession 17 times in 64 minutes.

This performance is exactly the reason we didn't sign him. Two dummies of the ball, which is obviously something worked on the training ground, managed to mask an absolute stinker. Even the goal the keeper should have just picked up.

Even Ferran Torres put in a better shift. 

That's what top players can do though, Drogba played many games like that for us. Still scored a goal and contributed to another. Better than anything we see from our lot. 

Just now, dansubrosa said:

I really don’t understand why we didn’t want him. He’s quite clearly a very talented player and was waiting to explode, all he needed was the right team / manager.

Another one we’ve missed out on. I won’t be surprised at all if he becomes their best player.

Right team, right manager and a centre-forward to play off, in, through. 

Early days though. But, yes. Even Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles would see how naturally gifted he is. Just glad he didn't up at an EPL club.

23 minutes ago, dansubrosa said:

I really don’t understand why we didn’t want him. He’s quite clearly a very talented player and was waiting to explode, all he needed was the right team / manager.

Another one we’ve missed out on. I won’t be surprised at all if he becomes their best player.

Do you really think here would be the best place for him to shine? Even Enzo of late has looked average with us, but looks great for Argentina.

If we had signed Fleix I am fairly sure he would still look cr@p for us.

It's honestly our club. Players for some reason struggle massively here. Felix is just another example.

No idea why but do we really need anymore examples?

10 minutes ago, Chelsbear said:

It's honestly our club. Players for some reason struggle massively here. Felix is just another example.

No idea why but do we really need anymore examples?

I never really thought he was as bad as people made him out to be when he was here. He reminded me of a lot of players that arrive in January. Flashes of brilliance here and there, but mostly learning to adapt to a new league and climate. I saw more promise in Felix than I have seen in any of the signings we have made since the new owners came in........well, apart from Enzo.

4 hours ago, Scott Harris said:

I never really thought he was as bad as people made him out to be when he was here. He reminded me of a lot of players that arrive in January. Flashes of brilliance here and there, but mostly learning to adapt to a new league and climate. I saw more promise in Felix than I have seen in any of the signings we have made since the new owners came in........well, apart from Enzo.

I genuinely think most of it was just due to the Mason Mount nonsense. I would've absolutely loved to have him right now in the CAM position with Enzo and Caicedo behind him. 

12 hours ago, Victor90 said:

I genuinely think most of it was just due to the Mason Mount nonsense. I would've absolutely loved to have him right now in the CAM position with Enzo and Caicedo behind him. 

I suspect this was the case too. 

Barcelona don't use him at CAM. He's playing LW with Xavi intending to suffocate the sides with possession minded midfielders and a dynamic attack. It's football that clearly suits him but lets not pretend Real Betis or Royal Antwerp are opposition they shouldn't be destroying.

This has nothing to do with Mason Mount, this has to do with Felix as a footballer in a league that demands a lot. Unlike La Liga where you can win the league playing Marcos Alonso at CB.  His off the ball contributions were poor and had a lower chance creation per 90 than Gallagher. This is sh*t you can't get away with in the Premier League, particularly when every attacking player at Arsenal, Liverpool, and City work their bollocks off at every end of the pitch. 

 

1 hour ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Barcelona don't use him at CAM. He's playing LW with Xavi intending to suffocate the sides with possession minded midfielders and a dynamic attack. It's football that clearly suits him but lets not pretend Real Betis or Royal Antwerp are opposition they shouldn't be destroying.

This has nothing to do with Mason Mount, this has to do with Felix as a footballer in a league that demands a lot. Unlike La Liga where you can win the league playing Marcos Alonso at CB.  His off the ball contributions were poor and had a lower chance creation per 90 than Gallagher. This is sh*t you can't get away with in the Premier League, particularly when every attacking player at Arsenal, Liverpool, and City work their bollocks off at every end of the pitch. 

 

He can play CAM though. 

There was definitely a Mount vs Felix rivalry on this forum that divided opinions at the time. But we definitely could've done without a player or two to accommodate him into the side with how much we've spent this season. Wishful thinking on my part, I think he's a quality player and he did show it last season despite how horrific the team was. 

2 hours ago, just said:

Another assist yesterday. A superb chipped pass to set up Lewandowski for his first goal in the 3-2 comeback win.

Why bother using your eyes? I've been told by stats nerds he's created 'zero big chances' since 1995.

On 21/09/2023 at 08:25, RIP Mourinho said:

Glad he's found his level against opposition from the Belgian league, shame he was all fart no poo in a real league. 

May as well be speaking for our entire squad then, because they were all sh*t last season apart from Silva. At least Felix was showing potential. 

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On 27/10/2023 at 12:04, Argo said:

This thread has gone quiet since Palmer's burst onto the scene.

Cos he is crap. Just checked again, & he has 1 goal & 2 assists in 8 La Liga games. 

 

 

On 04/11/2023 at 22:06, ducavis said:

Cos he is crap. Just checked again, & he has 1 goal & 2 assists in 8 La Liga games. 

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I'm sure this is just one massive coincidence, just like Lewis Hall out of position creating more big chances in one game than he did in 5 months here.

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