It takes a special talent to make close n 400 million pounds worth of players look like Dog and Duck

Soton being the scum team that they are. I bet you our stoppage time is max 3mins when it should be 10

I'm really pleased I hurried back home for this 

Great run by Dave but sh*te shot

Just now, RIP Mourinho said:

My stream has died, anyone got one for me?

https://strikeout.ws/chelsea-vs-southampton-stream-5

Fofana's quite good at those little flick-ons, he's done it a couple of times already. Shame we've stuffed it into the side netting both times.

Have we missed chilly or what.. why doesn’t the saints player get a yellow when KK got one.. more inconsistent refereeing 

Chiwell is 10x the player Cucurella is, look at him getting forward and delivering crosses into the box. The latter would have passed it back into traffic.

In the bits of play I have been able to watch, we look like we are being dominated by a far more physically imposing team. Need Zakaria out there in midfield today.

The players are good players and they are trying but there are no patterns of play this falls 100 percent at the Managers feet  

I know Lamps and Tuchel used to have the players do rondos all the time in training but what do they do now? 

 

The ref is a c**tt that was cynical .. you can’t do that.. fckin blind.

 It's just painful to see how we are labouring 

The Bat signal/ chauve souris signal is going up over London/Paris. Two desperate clubs begging the German Batman for forgiveness. 🤣

6 minutes ago, carrickblue said:

the plan is there is no plan

They can't figure out our plan if we don't even know it!

So many niggles in this match.

Enzo's been sh*te too.

Our buildup so shaky under Potter, players are just winging it.

1 minute ago, yaz said:

They can't figure out our plan if we don't even know it!

it's a perfect strategy - even Jose didn't think of this

Pretty sure Felix won the ball cleanly there but a foul is given? The game really is going to sh*t. 

even if we win this if he survives this its a joke....

Just now, OriginalS said:

Enzo's been sh*te too.

Can you blame him? He has zero support. Both fullbacks run so far ahead and Kova is miles away from him every time

Its seems this Soton guffer did a better job with the team in few days than Potter in few months

Felix and Enzo have been poor as well. 
 

 

Koulibaly is f**king crap isn't he