Play to the conditions boys. Not a day for f**king around at the back.

Gets some new f**king boots on you womper 

Every time we come up against the so called big names this season, we sh*t ourselves. It's happened in every game.

Plenty of time to get back in this, we need to calm down and relax a little 

Play to the conditions boys. Not a day for f**king around at the back.

4 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

@Valerieyou picked Solanke as first scorer I think? 5 points lol

Also on course for my 2-2 result.

He’s never done us twice 

How do you put on the wrong boots in a professional game? That's like a doctor using the wrong scalpel for a surgery

f**ks sake. Absolutely horrendous so far.

Absolutely f**king ridiculous.

Going to get battered here

Knew it. They were always going to bring their a-game after the Bournemouth defeat. 

This will get embarrassing. 

Jesus Christ, get that man some new boots

We are seriously sh*tting the bed here.

Complete headloss.

Maresca set us up wrong from the start here. 

Too f**kinglate to change your boots. Amateur hour

Just now, Frankie8Lampard said:

How do you put on the wrong boots in a professional game? That's like a doctor using the wrong scalpel for a surgery

Or even if you do, why not change them after the first slip!

Too f**kinglate to change your boots. Amateur hour

Wake up call. FFS.

Should have been 3. Nightmare 

Sanchez not doing a good job 

Game over. We don’t have the experience to win high pressure fixtures and certainly put up a title challenge. Our defence and keeper are sh*t.

This is going to be a hammering.

And we can’t sing about Gerrard slipping anymore either.

Two of the softest goals ever. 

Coocoo outdoing the great JT and lil Stevie in the slippers 

What a mug, his great work this season undone by wrong choice of boots 

Be tough to get anything now, especially if we don’t score the next one 

Romero out

We are losing every single battle out there at the minute. If we don’t get hold of this we are going to get battered.

I still think we have a way back, but this is calamity stuff.