3 hours ago, BordeauxBlue said:

Odds this absolute prat ends up on loan at Villa?

I don’t give a sh*t. As long as it’s not here

8 hours ago, DarkMata said:

I don’t give a sh*t. As long as it’s not here

The evil side of me would love to see us sign him just to see the hilarious reaction from our fans 😅

Then I remember that would mean we then have this gormless little f**kstick playing for us.....ooh such a dilemma...

7 hours ago, dkw said:

The evil side of me would love to see us sign him just to see the hilarious reaction from our fans 😅

Then I remember that would mean we then have this gormless little f**kstick playing for us.....ooh such a dilemma...

Sounds like you'd be willing to cut off your eyebrows to spite your face

Still being linked with him in the media. . . Normally I am always willing to give any player that we sign a chance, but this lad, nope, I would really rather that we did not sign him at all (mild version).

I do not feel that we need to sign a winger, but if we must, anybody else would be my preference.

I'm the only one who wouldn't mind it. I think he's better than Sancho, young, and believe the two Enzo's will get his personality into a better shape than the sh*t show of leadership at united.

5 hours ago, bisright1 said:

I'm the only one who wouldn't mind it. I think he's better than Sancho, young, and believe the two Enzo's will get his personality into a better shape than the sh*t show of leadership at united.

Sadly we would still be left with the inescapable evidence that he has fck all ability and a sh*t attitude

I've come up with a brilliant idea. We sign Yildiz, Juventus sign Garnacho, United sign Jackson. We all win. Juventus and United may not agree, but they're wrong.

3 hours ago, bluedave said:

Please don't let it involve saying his name three times

Anyone else get the feeling this is inevitable at this stage? A la Sancho unless Utd have wised up to ‘cancel clauses’

God not again, was so happy when the January transfer window closed, purely to not have to think about this one.

AND of course, it’s back, and it’s back because nobody in world football wants him, aside from us. We’re in competition with nobody to sign him.

2 hours ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Anyone else get the feeling this is inevitable at this stage? A la Sancho unless Utd have wised up to ‘cancel clauses’

Yup

If Simple Jack does comes I for one will find it very hard to give him full support. Just the thought of it I can feel my magnanimity starting to slip.

I shall now retreat to Umbria for rest and meditation for the upcoming campaign.

To be continued . . . .

Ta

Fortunately, like Maignan, I think this is simply a market opportunity because he wants to stay in the Premier League.

Winstanley rates him reportedly, but there is no way in hell we'll entertain what United are pricing him.

39 minutes ago, Scott said:

If Simple Jack does comes I for one will find it very hard to give him full support. Just the thought of it I can feel my magnanimity starting to slip.

I shall now retreat to Umbria for rest and meditation for the upcoming campaign.

To be continued . . . .

Ta

Wait for the stinking heat here to pass before cashing in. Typical.

1 hour ago, Scott said:

If Simple Jack does comes I for one will find it very hard to give him full support. Just the thought of it I can feel my magnanimity starting to slip.

I shall now retreat to Umbria for rest and meditation for the upcoming campaign.

To be continued . . . .

Ta

Haha simple jack.

I just read if Sterling goes the now and forever simple jack will be his replacement??

Why the f**k does Sterling need replacing. We offloaded him to Arsenal cos our squad was bloated and he was surplus.

Seems like Simons isn’t instead of Garnacho but as well as. I do also have the inevitable feeling he’s coming. Hopefully if he does it’s a quick flip for profit.

I feel like if this is going to happen, it's going to be a domino effect type of transfer. Certain transfers will need to happen first.

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Hoping Newcastle fail with Sesko and they start panic buying.

There are quite a few possible transfers involving Utd, Villa, Newcastle and ourselves. Hoping Newcastle or Villa step in to sign him

2 hours ago, Scott Harris said:

I feel like if this is going to happen, it's going to be a domino effect type of transfer. Certain transfers will need to happen first.

Ive been telling people for the last 3 weeks, Garnacho is joining, Maresca has made it clear he wants 9 attacking players

Garnacho, Gittens (LW), Pedro, Delap (ST), Neto, Estavao (RW), Palmer, Enzo, Simons (N10)

Jackson and Nkunku will be sold, George will go on loan

Garnacho was good when played as a winger BUT under Amorin he was used differently

Edited July 29, 2025Jul 29 by Caps_Lock_King

I have the unpopular opinion that Garnacho has good potential and may become an excellent winger if he can improve on his decisions.
incidentally, decision-making is one of the attributes youngsters tend to improve on.

51 minutes ago, Caps_Lock_King said:

Ive been telling people for the last 3 weeks, Garnacho is joining, Maresca has made it clear he wants 9 attacking players

Garnacho, Gittens (LW), Pedro, Delap (ST), Neto, Estavao (RW), Palmer, Enzo, Simons (N10)

Jackson and Nkunku will be sold, George will go on loan

Garnacho was good when played as a winger BUT under Amorin he was used differently

Funny, you sound a truly soothing person without ALL THE CAPS!!!

For £30m that is a great market opportunity. We would be able to sell him to Napoli/Saudi/Turkey for about £40m-£50m in a couple of years.

44 minutes ago, Clown Lake said:

For £30m that is a great market opportunity. We would be able to sell him to Napoli/Saudi/Turkey for about £40m-£50m in a couple of years.

Where have you seen the Garnacho fee being £30m? I haven't seen that anywhere