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Alejandro Garnacho

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14 minutes ago, Clown Lake said:

Garnacho is in full Chelsea kit. Thats the 17/18 training kit I believe. Not just a shirt, he is out in public full kit 😂

Come on there's a big bag off camera full of training wear and kits for 8 or so different teams. Look the other people in the image can't even ride a bike just pretending. It's all fake he doesn't even know the people they're all actors and models. Probably wasn't even outside.

He might surprise quite a few of us.

I also read on this Man United forum “Redcafe” to see everyones reaction to this transfer, and they are losing their minds over the low fee. Some even quoting Omari Hutchinson who has 3 PL goals and went for £38m and Garna only for £40m.

They are salty….

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2 hours ago, bluedave said:


Welcome to Chelsea... apparently he's friends with Enzo, so maybe he'll help bring out the best in him? I don't know, I'm just trying to be positive here.

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I mean he can't even tuck his shirt in. Oik

Give him a chance. Man Utd are shambles of a club, and while he’s made some questionable decisions, hopefully Cobham will bring out the best in him.

Sky had a positive stat - can spin data any way, but since 2023/24 season across top 5 European leagues, the only U21 to score more league goals was Yamal.

We need the depth. I can see why they went with a PL player just turned 21 over a Bundesliga player. We’ve been burned too many times from Bundesliga, and need to see growth from Gittens in time.

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20 minutes ago, PhilH930 said:

Give him a chance. Man Utd are shambles of a club, and while he’s made some questionable decisions, hopefully Cobham will bring out the best in him.

Sky had a positive stat - can spin data any way, but since 2023/24 season across top 5 European leagues, the only U21 to score more league goals was Yamal.

We need the depth. I can see why they went with a PL player just turned 21 over a Bundesliga player. We’ve been burned too many times from Bundesliga, and need to see growth from Gittens in time.

Spot on!

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5 hours ago, Term_X said:

The 3 worst players at the club are all Argentinian.

I beg to differ, it's 1 Englishman, 1 Ukrainian and 1 French

5 hours ago, PhilH930 said:

Give him a chance. Man Utd are shambles of a club, and while he’s made some questionable decisions, hopefully Cobham will bring out the best in him.

Sky had a positive stat - can spin data any way, but since 2023/24 season across top 5 European leagues, the only U21 to score more league goals was Yamal.

We need the depth. I can see why they went with a PL player just turned 21 over a Bundesliga player. We’ve been burned too many times from Bundesliga, and need to see growth from Gittens in time.

He will get a chance with me if he gets rid of the simple jack hair cut, knuckles down and focuses on making us great and him a top footballer. A repeat of Sancho last season and I'll probably just take up knitting on matchdays.

7 hours ago, PhilH930 said:

Give him a chance. Man Utd are shambles of a club, and while he’s made some questionable decisions, hopefully Cobham will bring out the best in him.

Sky had a positive stat - can spin data any way, but since 2023/24 season across top 5 European leagues, the only U21 to score more league goals was Yamal.

We need the depth. I can see why they went with a PL player just turned 21 over a Bundesliga player. We’ve been burned too many times from Bundesliga, and need to see growth from Gittens in time.

Wow, you really can spin data any way you want! I think either Winstanley or that other twat had this quote in bold with massive font size for their slide presentation to the ownership.

No football I.Q, horrible decision making, no scanning/“look down at the ground and run footballer”, glorified wingback, hasn’t passed a single eye-test, no end product, 85 shots taken… 6 went in. 38 games… 2 assists. Demonic physiognomy. Vape addict. Poisonous toxic personality, genuinely believes he’s better than c.ronaldo. Him and his family are delusional troubler makers, he kicks his toys out the pram and causes clubs to implode.

Again though, fair play to United, they got their Mount revenge, and fair play to Arsenal fans, you got your Madueke revenge.

3 minutes ago, Term_X said:

Wow, you really can spin data any way you want! I think either Winstanley or that other twat had this quote in bold with massive font size for their slide presentation to the ownership.

No football I.Q, horrible decision making, no scanning/“look down at the ground and run footballer”, glorified wingback, hasn’t passed a single eye-test, no end product, 85 shots taken… 6 went in. 38 games… 2 assists. Demonic physiognomy. Vape addict. Poisonous toxic personality, genuinely believes he’s better than c.ronaldo. Him and his family are delusional troubler makers, he kicks his toys out the pram and causes clubs to implode.

Again though, fair play to United, they got their Mount revenge, and fair play to Arsenal fans, you got your Madueke revenge.

You're not a fan then 😉

2 minutes ago, Term_X said:

Wow, you really can spin data any way you want! I think either Winstanley or that other twat had this quote in bold with massive font size for their slide presentation to the ownership.

No football I.Q, horrible decision making, no scanning/“look down at the ground and run footballer”, glorified wingback, hasn’t passed a single eye-test, no end product, 85 shots taken… 6 went in. 38 games… 2 assists. Demonic physiognomy. Vape addict. Poisonous toxic personality, genuinely believes he’s better than c.ronaldo. Him and his family are delusional troubler makers, he kicks his toys out the pram and causes clubs to implode.

Again though, fair play to United, they got their Mount revenge, and fair play to Arsenal fans, you got your Madueke revenge.

Apparently Garnacho only scored 2 out of his 16 big chances in the PL last season. Not good when you make Jackson (18 out of 61 in last two seasons) look positively prolific LOL

42 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

Apparently Garnacho only scored 2 out of his 16 big chances in the PL last season. Not good when you make Jackson (18 out of 61 in last two seasons) look positively prolific LOL

That’s actually diabolical.

Funniest thing about this bum, is that he’s actually capable of random freak worldies (after taking 1,483 shots before hand mind) which fed United’s gen-alpha 8-11 year old fans for months, when they watched the strike on the 2 min highlights.

1 hour ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Reading Maresca’s comments it feels like he wasn’t keen of his arrival.

I wonder why

Which comments? I didnt hear him say anything negative on Garnacho

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