Down here we say "I double dog dare you". That means it's a serious dare.

2 hours ago, Scott said:

Down here we say "I double dog dare you". That means it's a serious dare.

Does double dog really mean that. Really? 😆

I’m more worried about this one than Forest. I don’t think it will be easy.

Maybe close 1-0 or 1-1.

I'm much more worried about Forest. Man Utd haven't won a game in the league for two months (D2 L5) and have the Europa League Final, their only salvation, on Wednesday.

If we can't finally give these useless f**ks a pasting we don't deserve to qualify for the Champions' League. With any luck they'll out-incompetent us like they did last year.

What makes me more nervous is that I'm almost certain that Villa will win both remaining fixtures (Tottenham H, Man Utd A), meaning we need to do the same. I am far less certain of the latter happening.

This cheered me up:

Everybody need to calm down.

Never mind being one of the worst teams in the league, they are going to use their second string team, the players who couldn’t break into first team despite the dismal season they’re having.

4-0 to Chels.

No doubt Maresca and the players will celebrate like we won the league but we have to remember we’re playing relegation fodder, despite the name.

United predicted XI

Onana, Mantato, Fredicson, Lindelof, Shaw, Amass, Eriksen, Mainoo, Mount, Garnacho, Obi

22 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

United predicted XI

Onana, Mantato, Fredicson, Lindelof, Shaw, Amass, Eriksen, Mainoo, Mount, Garnacho, Obi

Hmm, OK let's see tomorrow.

Match Day!

Come On Chelsea!!

With the announcement of the long sleeve kits being back there is no doubt we're winning this easy, Enzo to score.

Sanchez

Caicedo Chalobah Colwill Cucurella

Lavia Enzo

Neto Palmer Madueke

George

Maresca is pretty predictable, think the team should be quite obvious. Maybe he'll grow some balls and play James at RB though.

Double up on the wide men, as many penalty box runners as possible:

Sánchez

Gusto Chalobah Colwill Cucurella

Caicedo Lavia

Sancho Palmer Madueke

Neto

Ever since I started supporting this club, matches against big clubs that have a sh*te season have always been a clownfest. I hate these fixtures with a passion.

I actually enjoy matches against Utd the funny thing here is in the table UTD are some distance below us.

You can bet come 8.15 tonight that distance will mean nothing and it will be a closely fought contest.

I'll make my prediction once I see the line-ups in the meantime KTBFFH.

20 hours ago, WhiteWall said:

Does double dog really mean that. Really? 😆

When I was growing up, it was double donkey dare, the most extreme of the dares.

2 hours ago, PloKoon13 said:

Double up on the wide men, as many penalty box runners as possible:

Sánchez

Gusto Chalobah Colwill Cucurella

Caicedo Lavia

Sancho Palmer Madueke

Neto

Sancho isn't available due to his loan. And honestly, I don't want to see Gusto anytime soon, he's been our worst player this season, probably even worse than Sanchez who despite his mistakes made some wonder saves along the year. Gusto on the other hand...

4 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

Sanchez

Caicedo Chalobah Colwill Cucurella

Lavia Enzo

Neto Palmer Madueke

George

Maresca is pretty predictable, think the team should be quite obvious. Maybe he'll grow some balls and play James at RB though.

Honestly I would prefer to see Neto than George. Can we really trust George to perform vs Man Utd? He might find them intimidating, he’s a young lad.

will Mount fire em up enough?

53 minutes ago, mojo said:

will Mount fire em up enough?

Got a sh*tty 1-1 draw written all over it.

You just know that Maresca is gonna f**k this up and that we lose to the sh*tiest United side ever and that moneybags Mount is gonna play like prime Beckham and score a worldie!!.....obviously I hope I'm wrong and that we stuff these c**ts 4-0!!!....KTBFFH 😃💙

Mason Mount shushing the fans after a 96 minute tap in equaliser

1 minute ago, dansubrosa said:

Mason Mount shushing the fans after a 96 minute tap in equaliser

Oh God no please!!!😬

Just go for them from the off swarm all over them and they will crack

So we are probably going to play slow boring football again