22 hours ago, DonAntonio said:

If so how did they get him so quick after deciding that and we couldn't get it done 

How do we know it was quick but if it was, maybe they just put a higher value on Rom than we do and so came up with a deal which is to Everton's liking.

4 hours ago, Football Agent said:

Chelsea fans need to get a prospective of things. I am a Football Agent with strong links to the Club both past and present.

Chelsea were never in for Lukaku and will not break their transfer record of 50m paid to Liverpool for Fernando Torres this summer.

Conte wants Llorente and Belotti  and Chelsea are not prepared to enter negotiations for more than 35m for a striker which rules out signing the Torino man.

With the new ground on the horizon Conte has been instructed to bring through some of the youth talent at his disposal.

Under Roman Abramovitch Chelsea, Torres aside, have not spent over 34m on a player. This will continue for the foreseeable future, Chelsea will not spend inflated transfer fees, like Man Utd, Man City or as recently as Arsenal.

Links to players like Morata and Rodriguez are absolute nonsense.

The fee is holding up Bakayoko and Rudiger deals, Chelsea are prepared to pay 34m and 28m respectively.

Manchester United may move for Bakayoko as Jose Mourinho has a strong desire to bring them back to the top at the expense of Chelsea.

A bid of 45m will blow Chelsea out of the water, I understand Utd are only prepared to go to 40m and this could play into Chelsea hands if bonuses etc bring the 34m upward.

In my honest opinion, Bakayoko, Llorente and Rudiger are the most likely signings in the next 2 weeks.

I am also a football agent. I really, really like money. That should be proof enough.

 

I happen to know for a fact that Chelsea are making one mammoth signing, dwarfing Torres' transfer fee record.

 

That's right, we're spending 110 million pounds to sign......my next door neighbor, Mike. He's signing on a 17 year contract, and will earn roughly 3.4 million Zimbabwean dollars per 9.7 days. He's a good player too. Almost scored a goal in under 12's football one time.

4 hours ago, Football Agent said:

Chelsea fans need to get a prospective of things. I am a Football Agent with strong links to the Club both past and present.

Chelsea were never in for Lukaku and will not break their transfer record of 50m paid to Liverpool for Fernando Torres this summer.

Conte wants Llorente and Belotti  and Chelsea are not prepared to enter negotiations for more than 35m for a striker which rules out signing the Torino man.

With the new ground on the horizon Conte has been instructed to bring through some of the youth talent at his disposal.

Under Roman Abramovitch Chelsea, Torres aside, have not spent over 34m on a player. This will continue for the foreseeable future, Chelsea will not spend inflated transfer fees, like Man Utd, Man City or as recently as Arsenal.

Links to players like Morata and Rodriguez are absolute nonsense.

The fee is holding up Bakayoko and Rudiger deals, Chelsea are prepared to pay 34m and 28m respectively.

Manchester United may move for Bakayoko as Jose Mourinho has a strong desire to bring them back to the top at the expense of Chelsea.

A bid of 45m will blow Chelsea out of the water, I understand Utd are only prepared to go to 40m and this could play into Chelsea hands if bonuses etc bring the 34m upward.

In my honest opinion, Bakayoko, Llorente and Rudiger are the most likely signings in the next 2 weeks.

 

At last,....... the 'out of season' entertainment has arrived. 

Are you the drama act or comedy, can't tell ?

2 minutes ago, Cam said:

I am also a football agent. I really, really like money. That should be proof enough.

 

I happen to know for a fact that Chelsea are making one mammoth signing, dwarfing Torres' transfer fee record.

 

That's right, we're spending 110 million pounds to sign......my next door neighbor, Mike. He's signing on a 17 year contract, and will earn roughly 3.4 million Zimbabwean dollars per 9.7 days. He's a good player too. Almost scored a goal in under 12's football one time.

Does he have a Nigerian Prince who just needs a loan to get some money out of the country? 

I'm a football agent.....and so is my wife....

4 minutes ago, doctorblue said:

Does he have a Nigerian Prince who just needs a loan to get some money out of the country? 

Don't be ridiculous.

 

You are making a mockery of me and my professional insights.

1 hour ago, dkw said:

I'm a football agent.....and so is my wife....

Me and my Mrs usually do the 'Sugar Daddy and Call Girl routine, not tried the special agents fantasy yet.

6 minutes ago, coco said:

Me and my Mrs usually do the 'Sugar Daddy and Call Girl routine, not tried the special agents fantasy yet.

Your missing on all the cheeky backhanders 

11 minutes ago, coco said:

Me and my Mrs usually do the 'Sugar Daddy and Call Girl routine, not tried the special agents fantasy yet.

The "bungs" are my favourite part....

Hello, 

I am a football agent with a very unique prospective perspective about the prospect of using 'prospective' to explain my perspective. 

I'd also like to mention that we are appalled at the recent price increases and are refusing to spend more than 35p on a packet of crisps. This might mean that we can only attract monster munch and space raiders, but consequences be damned. 

Thank you for reading my prospectus outlining my prospective perspective on Chelsea's prospects.

Hugs and kisses, 

Whiskers.

Hello.

 

I am a football.

12 minutes ago, DannyLB said:

Hello.

 

I am a football.

That's more believable than that numpty claiming to be a football agent.

6 hours ago, Football Agent said:

Chelsea fans need to get a prospective of things. I am a Football Agent with strong links to the Club both past and present.

Chelsea were never in for Lukaku and will not break their transfer record of 50m paid to Liverpool for Fernando Torres this summer.

Conte wants Llorente and Belotti  and Chelsea are not prepared to enter negotiations for more than 35m for a striker which rules out signing the Torino man.

With the new ground on the horizon Conte has been instructed to bring through some of the youth talent at his disposal.

Under Roman Abramovitch Chelsea, Torres aside, have not spent over 34m on a player. This will continue for the foreseeable future, Chelsea will not spend inflated transfer fees, like Man Utd, Man City or as recently as Arsenal.

Links to players like Morata and Rodriguez are absolute nonsense.

The fee is holding up Bakayoko and Rudiger deals, Chelsea are prepared to pay 34m and 28m respectively.

Manchester United may move for Bakayoko as Jose Mourinho has a strong desire to bring them back to the top at the expense of Chelsea.

A bid of 45m will blow Chelsea out of the water, I understand Utd are only prepared to go to 40m and this could play into Chelsea hands if bonuses etc bring the 34m upward.

In my honest opinion, Bakayoko, Llorente and Rudiger are the most likely signings in the next 2 weeks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You must be as rubbish at your job as you are at grammar.

Peak earning period for someone in your profession and instead of instigating or closing deals you are here trying to enlighten us random and clearly by comparison dimwitted strangers.

3 hours ago, yorkleyblue said:

Liam got bored, has he?

What's Mrs. Yorkleyblue up to these days? She's been awfully quiet 

Manchester United have contacted representatives of Rudiger in LA today in the hope of snaring him under the noses of Chelsea.

They are also still hoping to persuade Bakayoko to come to Old Trafford despite Chelsea arranging a medical that is still to take place.

Such is the agents game, Maria is trying to play hardball. Whilst Chelsea were never in for Lukaku, despite the lies in the press, Manchester United's planned USA tour was to coincide with his holiday with the presence of Pogba to deter suitors from Europe.

Diego Costa's future is holding up Chelsea's pursuit of a big name Striker, Conte wants Belotti 100% however Chelsea have refused to meet the asking price, as I previously said Chelsea will not break their Transfer record for anyone.

In the eyes of agents, Chelsea are 3rd tier, well behind Man City, Man Utd and Arsenal in England.

Jose Mourinho if you ask me, you probably wouldn't, so I will confirm it, is hell bent on disrupting Chelsea's transfer plans.

Chelsea FC would be foolish as they are being, to think the Lukaku deal will disrupt their transfer plans.

Llorente looks nailed on with Chelsea only agreeing the Abraham loan with Swansea because of expected playing time.

Their is one other surprise, I have to keep quiet, because it is my player and Chelsea need to cough up another 8 million before we talk again !

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Football Agent said:

Manchester United have contacted representatives of Rudiger in LA today in the hope of snaring him under the noses of Chelsea.

They are also still hoping to persuade Bakayoko to come to Old Trafford despite Chelsea arranging a medical that is still to take place.

Such is the agents game, Maria is trying to play hardball. Whilst Chelsea were never in for Lukaku, despite the lies in the press, Manchester United's planned USA tour was to coincide with his holiday with the presence of Pogba to deter suitors from Europe.

Diego Costa's future is holding up Chelsea's pursuit of a big name Striker, Conte wants Belotti 100% however Chelsea have refused to meet the asking price, as I previously said Chelsea will not break their Transfer record for anyone.

In the eyes of agents, Chelsea are 3rd tier, well behind Man City, Man Utd and Arsenal in England.

Jose Mourinho if you ask me, you probably wouldn't, so I will confirm it, is hell bent on disrupting Chelsea's transfer plans.

Chelsea FC would be foolish as they are being, to think the Lukaku deal will disrupt their transfer plans.

Llorente looks nailed on with Chelsea only agreeing the Abraham loan with Swansea because of expected playing time.

Their is one other surprise, I have to keep quiet, because it is my player and Chelsea need to cough up another 8 million before we talk again !

 

 

 

Embarrassing 

14 minutes ago, Football Agent said:

Manchester United have contacted representatives of Rudiger in LA today in the hope of snaring him under the noses of Chelsea.

They are also still hoping to persuade Bakayoko to come to Old Trafford despite Chelsea arranging a medical that is still to take place.

Such is the agents game, Maria is trying to play hardball. Whilst Chelsea were never in for Lukaku, despite the lies in the press, Manchester United's planned USA tour was to coincide with his holiday with the presence of Pogba to deter suitors from Europe.

Diego Costa's future is holding up Chelsea's pursuit of a big name Striker, Conte wants Belotti 100% however Chelsea have refused to meet the asking price, as I previously said Chelsea will not break their Transfer record for anyone.

In the eyes of agents, Chelsea are 3rd tier, well behind Man City, Man Utd and Arsenal in England.

Jose Mourinho if you ask me, you probably wouldn't, so I will confirm it, is hell bent on disrupting Chelsea's transfer plans.

Chelsea FC would be foolish as they are being, to think the Lukaku deal will disrupt their transfer plans.

Llorente looks nailed on with Chelsea only agreeing the Abraham loan with Swansea because of expected playing time.

Their is one other surprise, I have to keep quiet, because it is my player and Chelsea need to cough up another 8 million before we talk again !

 

 

 

Absolutely brilliant! 

37 minutes ago, Football Agent said:

Manchester United have contacted representatives of Rudiger in LA today in the hope of snaring him under the noses of Chelsea.

They are also still hoping to persuade Bakayoko to come to Old Trafford despite Chelsea arranging a medical that is still to take place.

Such is the agents game, Maria is trying to play hardball. Whilst Chelsea were never in for Lukaku, despite the lies in the press, Manchester United's planned USA tour was to coincide with his holiday with the presence of Pogba to deter suitors from Europe.

Diego Costa's future is holding up Chelsea's pursuit of a big name Striker, Conte wants Belotti 100% however Chelsea have refused to meet the asking price, as I previously said Chelsea will not break their Transfer record for anyone.

In the eyes of agents, Chelsea are 3rd tier, well behind Man City, Man Utd and Arsenal in England.

Jose Mourinho if you ask me, you probably wouldn't, so I will confirm it, is hell bent on disrupting Chelsea's transfer plans.

Chelsea FC would be foolish as they are being, to think the Lukaku deal will disrupt their transfer plans.

Llorente looks nailed on with Chelsea only agreeing the Abraham loan with Swansea because of expected playing time.

Their is one other surprise, I have to keep quiet, because it is my player and Chelsea need to cough up another 8 million before we talk again !

 

 

 

Just outed yourself as an Arsenal fan

30 minutes ago, Football Agent said:

Manchester United have contacted representatives of Rudiger in LA today in the hope of snaring him under the noses of Chelsea.

They are also still hoping to persuade Bakayoko to come to Old Trafford despite Chelsea arranging a medical that is still to take place.

Such is the agents game, Maria is trying to play hardball. Whilst Chelsea were never in for Lukaku, despite the lies in the press, Manchester United's planned USA tour was to coincide with his holiday with the presence of Pogba to deter suitors from Europe.

Diego Costa's future is holding up Chelsea's pursuit of a big name Striker, Conte wants Belotti 100% however Chelsea have refused to meet the asking price, as I previously said Chelsea will not break their Transfer record for anyone.

In the eyes of agents, Chelsea are 3rd tier, well behind Man City, Man Utd and Arsenal in England.

Jose Mourinho if you ask me, you probably wouldn't, so I will confirm it, is hell bent on disrupting Chelsea's transfer plans.

Chelsea FC would be foolish as they are being, to think the Lukaku deal will disrupt their transfer plans.

Llorente looks nailed on with Chelsea only agreeing the Abraham loan with Swansea because of expected playing time.

Their is one other surprise, I have to keep quiet, because it is my player and Chelsea need to cough up another 8 million before we talk again !

 

 

 

First off, Jose's main tactic in transfer windows have always been strengthening his team with the occasional disrupting other team's plans. Not a surprise considering what a small and petty man he can be ie Willian, Salah, Ba so on and so forth so not a surprise.

You could have sound convincing but then you misspelt Marina's name. A googlable fact, mind you.

And then you state this tier business while giving no context. Tier to what? And then, you quote Chelsea behind Arsenal? I get the feeling you're just an Arsenal fan winding up people here. 

 

5 hours ago, Football Agent said:

If anyone can say it, why has nobody but me mentioned it ?

It is brave to be in a minority don't you agree ?

Please respond with professional comments it is what I am used to.

Just because anyone can say it doesn't mean that we should say it. Any Chelsea fan would have realized that our transfer fees in the past few years have always been around the range of 30~35m.

Bravery on an internet forum. Very courageous, you should be knighted lmao

Football agent 

More like a kid who's been playing too much FM 

Hello Football Agent,

 

You say we won't break the 50 million barrier again and we're only likely to spend 30 million at most on players, i'm slightly confused

Being a agent you must have obviously heard of Mino Raiola, you see back in the summer of 2015 he came out and said Chelsea made a late bid for Pogba which exceeded 60 million. Also, Alvaro Morata came out last summer and said we had made a bid for him that would have made him the most expensive Spanish player in football.

 

Seriously, if your going to impersonate someone on a football forum and make claims you should probably do a bit of research first. Surely you must have something better to do on a warm sunny Friday?

Damn, some people really do live sad lives

Gentleman 

Arsenal's last five transfers have eclipsed that of Chelsea.

That is why they are classed above Chelsea in that respect. I was born and bred in Battersea and in the past held a Chelsea Season Ticket, the reason why back then a few players arrived at Stamford Bridge.

Times have changed since 2002, Chelsea is a business now.

 

I repeat did those moves take place ?

So how do you believe those quotes to be true ??

Football Agents use interest to bump up prices, that said I am no different, it is all about lining my pockets.

9 minutes ago, Football Agent said:

Gentleman 

Arsenal's last five transfers have eclipsed that of Chelsea.

That is why they are classed above Chelsea in that respect. I was born and bred in Battersea and in the past held a Chelsea Season Ticket, the reason why back then a few players arrived at Stamford Bridge.

Times have changed since 2002, Chelsea is a business now.

 

Kante, Luiz and Bats, are eclipsed by who Xhaka, Perez and Holding/Mustafi, Get real

Go play with your fidget spinner or something, surely you have something better to do with your life. 

Edited July 7, 20179 yr by PedroMendez

8 minutes ago, Football Agent said:

Gentleman 

Arsenal's last five transfers have eclipsed that of Chelsea.

That is why they are classed above Chelsea in that respect. I was born and bred in Battersea and in the past held a Chelsea Season Ticket, the reason why back then a few players arrived at Stamford Bridge.

Times have changed since 2002, Chelsea is a business now.

 

So I take it these tiers symbolize the possibility of an agent to milk money from teams then?