Aww snap!!

Imagine your kid having to explain to his friends or to his first date that his mom hangs out on forums calling herself beerqueen... or his dad doing that.

You know you don't make a good story. But definitely a funny one!

Poor attempt at a personal dig.

Rise above it bq. Definitely not worth it.

Edited January 7, 201610 yr by Bobbywoodhogan

Poor attempt at a personal dig.

Rise above it bq. Definitely not worth it.

Oh don't worry - not even remotely a problem.

Buy him a ratatouille themed cake :D

Sorry I couldn't resist.

Good one mate. It even looks like him.

If reus could stay fit i'd agree, he's one of my favourite players in the world, but he misses half of every season with injuries. If he didn't i think he'd be as highly valued as either hazard or bale.

To be fair to him they've been off the end off some horrible tackles. But I see what you mean over the last two or three seasons he has missed a lot of time.

 

At Chelsea, the real fans, the really smart ones, they know how to motivate players who are in bad form.

 

Who cares that they had most assists, goals and won all individual trophies together just months ago. 

 

Ship the rats out!

wake up wake up its a school day!!!! your miss the bus its 8:15, your mums packed your lunch, now don't forget your coat and scarf, run along laddy

I know its from a comic, but remember these stories were poo pooed about Mata. Couldn't happen again, could it?

 

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/man-united-to-bid-65m-for-chelseas-eden-hazard-star/?

I know its from a comic, but remember these stories were poo pooed about Mata. Couldn't happen again, could it?

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/man-united-to-bid-65m-for-chelseas-eden-hazard-star/?

Headcanons/ Wishful thinking/ Fantasy/ Dreams. Call it whatever.

I know its from a comic, but remember these stories were poo pooed about Mata. Couldn't happen again, could it?

 

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/man-united-to-bid-65m-for-chelseas-eden-hazard-star/?

Woops wrote about this in the Hazard Bale thread, here's part of my views i posted on there.

 

So previously Real Madrid have been "quoted" to be interested in signing Hazard for £100m and they also have extra bargaining power with players like Bale and Isco who could potentially being offered in some sort of switch.

So why on earth would we entertain the prospect of selling him for £65m to Man U. When

A. We'd be sending him to a rival. 

B. For a much lower price than his theoretical value, especially with Real Madrid so keen and PSG with the spending power to really bump up the price.

C. Sending him to a club who won't have anything to offer us in return. (maybe Schniderlin who has just signed, Mata who hasn't really hit the heights since leaving  and Luke Shaw who is perennially injured, but nothing in comparison to Bale)

D. A club to which Hazard probably wouldn't move to. They also are not in the top four, currently not even in the CL and in the city of Manchester which is much worse than London and who are a club who play a much more boring brand of football then we do which is supposedly one of his reasons he wants to leave,

I'd offer a very simple 2 words if they sent this in as a bid,

F off 

or  maybe just double it and we might listen to your offer.

This story for me has to be BS as I can't imagine either side would entertain this. But I suppose it could be Chelsea upping the price for PSG and or Real Madrid to show more parties are interested or Hazards agent trying to do the same or Man U trying to unsettle Hazard. 

  

Edited January 8, 201610 yr by PedroMendez

Madrid don't need to sell, but they will likely sell one of james, kroos or isco if hazard goes there. Ronaldo will stay put, so will bale, and the scary thing is they can easily fit hazard into the mix alongside both bale and ronaldo. So irritating English clubs are never able to keep their best players when the big boys in spain come calling.

PythonLu

Hazard wil not leave the club in the summer. Show him the support he deserves let him rediscover that soul destroying form where defenders could only kick him to stop him.

"Eden is at Chelsea and thinks only of

Chelsea. Even with Chelsea, he has ambitions

yet. Win a title might be hard, but the top

three is still possible."

"Eden now has two injuries in quick

succession. I am convinced that his current

groin injury related to the injury he sustained

earlier in the hip. These injuries come

because he plays a lot of games."

"Eden plays a kind of football where you

have to be one hundred percent. Therefore I

hope that he takes the time to hit top form

again. He is at an age that he must organize

his season and his games wisely. Few players

have played much in recent years as my son."

"Eden wants to be ready for the European

Championship. But the only thing he is now

concentrating on is to be quickly fit again and

playing matches. Even with Chelsea he has

ambitions yet. Win a title might be hard, but

the top three is still possible."

-Thierry Hazard; source: HNB

Thank God the Mod's were good enough to ban Python Lu.  What an obvious cretin.

 

Mod's, thanks.  You keep this place running well.  

 

At Chelsea, the real fans, the really smart ones, they know how to motivate players who are in bad form.

 

Who cares that they had most assists, goals and won all individual trophies together just months ago. 

 

Ship the rats out!

I may be having trouble reading but who the f*ck is IAZZARD?

IA22ARD 4 LYFE M8

And they gave them two Z's

IA22ARD 4 LYFE M8

 

Damn, you hacked my password?

Dear PythonLu, I don't know how long you've been a Chelsea supporter or how many matches you've actually attended, but you certainly have no right to slag off genuine Chelsea season ticket holder fans who spend their hard earned money and commit their time in supporting the club at home and away. Players come and go, and there are a lot of players who are at Chelsea for the money. In can totally understand why True chelsea fans such as the lady holding up the banner only wanted to show the players how pissed off they were.

Everyone with an ounce of common sense can fully understand the massive frustrations and massive anger towards Hazzard, Cesc and Costa, who obviously decided they did not like Jose' any more and "they did not to put themselves out for Chelsea since pre-season up and including the Leicester match".

Those named players on the banner need to understand the "Club comes first" managers and players come and go, but supporters like me ( I am a 3rd generation in my family, and have been going to the bridge since 1962) stay till we die.

Now we have Guus, we can all start afresh, come on the Chels !

 that is one embarrassing photo 

 that is one embarrassing photo 

yep, and absolute ammo for opposition fans.

I don't know the lady in the photo, but if she is your average season ticket holder, someone who spends thousands of pounds of her money on following and supporting the club, money that ends up mainly in the players bank accounts, then she is entitled to have her say. It certainly doesn't embarrass me, they deserved a kick up the arse and more.

yep, and absolute ammo for opposition fans.

I agree its not what you want to see but It's not like she is burning a shirt is it?

As for Hazard, I will be stunned if he is still a Chelsea player at the beginning of next season.

I'd be more worried about the message we would be sending out, if we miss out on champions league football, and lose our best player.

"Eden is at Chelsea and thinks only of

Chelsea. Even with Chelsea, he has ambitions

yet. Win a title might be hard, but the top

three is still possible."

"Eden now has two injuries in quick

succession. I am convinced that his current

groin injury related to the injury he sustained

earlier in the hip. These injuries come

because he plays a lot of games."

"Eden plays a kind of football where you

have to be one hundred percent. Therefore I

hope that he takes the time to hit top form

again. He is at an age that he must organize

his season and his games wisely. Few players

have played much in recent years as my son."

"Eden wants to be ready for the European

Championship. But the only thing he is now

concentrating on is to be quickly fit again and

playing matches. Even with Chelsea he has

ambitions yet. Win a title might be hard, but

the top three is still possible."

-Thierry Hazard; source: HNB

I call BS. Hes nailed on to leave in the summer. As someone said, i'll be shocked if he's playing for us next season