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Following Our Nearest & Dearest Rivals, 2015/2016

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We agrees terms with Santos but Pele told him not to move to the Premier League because the football is supposedly too physical.

Neymar wussed out and a year/18 months later Barca signed him.

 

Pele is a prick  :laugh2:

After a tussle off the ball between Giroud and Vertonghen which leaves them both on the floor, Giroud gets up and hits Vertonghen in the back with his chest knocking him to the ground. Ref and linesman do nothing

 

And the commentators (NBC at least) did not even rate it worthy of a mention.

 

My guess is that there will be no trial by Sky or Aunty Beeb before sentencing by the FA on this one.

 

Just another case of biased officialdom.

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All those wanting Jose gone should look at Liverpool.

Despite the biggest flavour of the month coach joining them they've seen no real upswing in result since Klopp came in.

he's a baloon d'or level player for sure and with the recent talks of him wanting to step out of messi's shadow in the near future roman should really go all in on him i mean that goal is just too filthy damn

 

anyway moysie just got sacked another mouthwatering candidate for the interim manager spot 

This headline from the BBC made me laugh:

 

 

Jurgen Klopp: Liverpool boss felt 'alone' at Anfield

 

You'll never walk alone eh?  Fans were leaving with 8 minutes to go, they were only 1 down!

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It'll be swept under the rug if he turns it around and stamps his mark on the team. 'you only sing when you're winning'

This headline from the BBC made me laugh:

Jurgen Klopp: Liverpool boss felt 'alone' at Anfield

You'll never walk alone eh? Fans were leaving with 8 minutes to go, they were only 1 down!

I'd walk out on a manager wearing such a silly cap, too :-)

Sublime. Can't believe how many people thought we were right not to have signed him. If we had a player that could do things like that we'd be at least a few places higher now.

 

We do have that player though. The problem is that he's overweight, out of form and has no b*ll*cks either.

This headline from the BBC made me laugh:

 

 

Jurgen Klopp: Liverpool boss felt 'alone' at Anfield

 

You'll never walk alone eh?  Fans were leaving with 8 minutes to go, they were only 1 down!

 

Jurgen Klopp: They broke the Trades Description Act

 

Following the crushing defeat by namby pamby southeners Crystal Palace, Liverpool's current managerial legend turned on his new club.

"They told me they had the best supporters in the world, but they're crap. Most of the game I thought I was surrounded by cardboard cut-outs of spectators there was so little noise. I only knew that wasn't true when all those empty seats appeared after Palace smashed home their winner. Best fans in the world? Dummkopf."

 

"They showed me videos of supersub David Fairclough scoring last minute goals into front of a Klopp terrace that was full to bursting. I've looked everywhere for him but he cannot be found. It's just n ot what I was sold but Isn't it wunderbar that they named the Klopp Stand after me?"  

 

Klopp continued, "that awful song You'll never walk again - it's so dreary, my beautiful players are so depressed by the time it's over. I'm going to change that for some Death Metal that'll get their little warrior hearts pounding. Donner und Blitzen as we said in the 1940s - that's what we need not all this endless morose whiny Klopptrap."

Klopp continued, "that awful song You'll never walk again - it's so dreary, my beautiful players are so depressed by the time it's over...

 

You do know they play it at Dortmund as well?

To be fair, I think Dippers leave eight minutes early mainly to make sure their cars are not up on bricks.

 

With the dippers it's more likely they are leaving early to put others cars up on bricks. Those cheeky scallies never miss an opportunity.............!!

To be fair, I think Dippers leave eight minutes early mainly to make sure their cars are not up on bricks.

I thought t was so they could rob the players houses.

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Patrick Vieira appointed head coach of New York FC. 

 

Interesting move by City, using their link to their sister to club to develop a highly coach in a relatively low risk environment. 

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