34 minutes ago, MissouriBlue said:

Maybe he's the lead character in a LOST reboot somewhere tropical and sandy?

"Day 42: I've been stuck in this terrifying place for weeks now, the native tribes speak a language I cannot possibly understand, their food is horrifying and their culture is warped, I call this place: Hell, they call it: Burnley" 

Just now, TomCFC85 said:

"Day 42: I've been stuck in this terrifying place for weeks now, the native tribes speak a language I cannot possibly understand, their food is horrifying and their culture is warped, I call this place: Hell, they call it: Burnley" 

He is getting help from his spirit guide, another footballer that just disappeared one day never to be heard of again. His name? Loic Remy.

Just now, MissouriBlue said:

He is getting help from his spirit guide, another footballer that just disappeared one day never to be heard of again. His name? Loic Remy.

"Tiemoue, you need to trust me, or you'll end up like him..."
*Points to skeleton of Djilobodji 

3 minutes ago, TomCFC85 said:

"Tiemoue, you need to trust me, or you'll end up like him..."
*Points to skeleton of Djilobodji 

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14 minutes ago, TomCFC85 said:

"Day 42: I've been stuck in this terrifying place for weeks now, the native tribes speak a language I cannot possibly understand, their food is horrifying and their culture is warped, I call this place: Hell, they call it: Burnley" 

Would have been a classic if you said liverpool. I have no beef with burnley. Pretty funny though

2 hours ago, enigma said:

people reading into liking a tweet? lol from nigeriannews 

It was actually seen by some before he deleted the tweet. Long before the above report was seen

 

5 hours ago, DonAntonio said:

Posted this last night and deleted apparently, metro reporting though.....

 

He was just very excited to be playing with morata then realised the second part of the article so deleted it

How many times has it been said now that man utd are not interested.

40 minutes ago, CrowBag said:

How many times has it been said now that man utd are not interested.

Half the number of times that its been posted that bakayoko is having a medical

1 hour ago, didierforever said:

Half the number of times that its been posted that bakayoko is having a medical

Which is 3 times the number of Matt Law tweets regarding the issue, divided by his desired shirt number, to the power of his flight number to Stansted.

I'd say relax guys, I've heard they're filming his introduction video as we speak.
A giant Yokohama banner falls from the sky, as it lands, a mysterious figure stands in front, unhoods and announces
"It's Bakayoko-hama time!"
Then the cashier says:
"Oh thank you!" 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/07/12/chelsea-fear-transfer-target-tiemoue-bakayoko-could-knee-injury/

Never known a transfer drag on as much as this, this is getting ridiculous. Other defensive midfielders exist, who are talented and don't have a dodgy knee, just sign one of those instead. We're moving at snails pace and at the moment don't have much of a squad, why can't we get our head out of our ass like we used to. 

Edited July 12, 20179 yr by Floyd25

Chelsea and Monaco are still negotiating ffs! Bakayoko has been waiting ages to have his medical. 

Saul just signed a 9yr contract but I think Weigl is available? We should move on to better ones if this deal drags out any longer

5 minutes ago, pacquiao said:

Chelsea and Monaco are still negotiating ffs! Bakayoko has been waiting ages to have his medical. 

Monaco: "We want £40m"
Marina: "£35m"

Monaco: "Not good enough. 38m at the least
Marina: "£35m"

Monaco: *Sigh*.. "Ok, really the lowest we'll go is 36m. Pay it and he's yours."
Marina: "£35m"

Monaco: "f**k it! Fine! £35m!"
Marina: "£30m"

 

I hope we keep Van Ginkel as a midfield back up...Bakayoko won't be fit until September and Matic wants to move on...even if we keep Chalobah we'll be short for the first few games of the season which include The Spuds and Eversh*te...

Van Ginkel is bang average. I'd rather have Mikel back 

8 minutes ago, doctorblue said:

I hope we keep Van Ginkel as a midfield back up...Bakayoko won't be fit until September and Matic wants to move on...even if we keep Chalobah we'll be short for the first few games of the season which include The Spuds and Eversh*te...

 

Saw that report earlier and hoped that Conte may have second thoughts...maybe Chalobah will get his wish for more first time play or maybe Lewis Baker won't go out on loan? 

51 minutes ago, Zeta said:

Monaco: "We want £40m"
Marina: "£35m"

Monaco: "Not good enough. 38m at the least
Marina: "£35m"

Monaco: *Sigh*.. "Ok, really the lowest we'll go is 36m. Pay it and he's yours."
Marina: "£35m"

Monaco: "f**k it! Fine! £35m!"
Marina: "£30m"

 

That post is pure laughter mate.

This deal won't happen. Slowest negotiations and monaco will be bored off soon and sell to the next best bid I bet.

4 minutes ago, Andreas said:

This deal won't happen. Slowest negotiations and monaco will be bored off soon and sell to the next best bid I bet.

I think it's more to do with the geezers knee more then negotiations.

I think it's more to do with the geezers knee more then negotiations.

This^^^^ it's his knee that's the problem if we signed him without proper checks fans moan why we signed a crocked player if we do our due diligence we are taking long just can't win

Deal is done at last! Welcome to Chelsea Bakayoko