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Christian Pulisic - Official

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9 hours ago, PloKoon13 said:

@HazardousChoice's bog-standard trolling has changed my mind. 

As a direct result of his awful arguments, I have now drastically reversed my position on Pulisic, to the extent that there is now a Reagan/Bush sign on my front lawn. 

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1 hour ago, Deino said:

The only Rafa in the sports industry I know of is Rafael Nadal. The other one is only refered to as the FSW

Exactly. The other name sounds affectionate [shudder], anyone using it is to be distrusted.

Some rumours out there CP, or CHO, will only be allowed to leave if we sign a replacement or 2.

Basically TT wants a one in and one out policey.

 

Sterling in, Werner out

Auba in, CHO out?

Gordon in, Pulisic out?

46 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Some rumours out there CP, or CHO, will only be allowed to leave if we sign a replacement or 2.

Basically TT wants a one in and one out policey.

 

Sterling in, Werner out

Auba in, CHO out?

Gordon in, Pulisic out?

At which point does he shake it all about?

On 18/08/2022 at 15:25, HazardousChoice said:

Lmao what? I simply state the facts.  Pulisics career stats don't lie. He's a guy that has played 244 games at top attacking clubs that create more chances than most and he has 44 goals and 25 assists in his career.   That's really poor.

United are literally bottom of the league, in a complete shambles, have had the worst transfer record in Europe over the last decade and already have a younger more talented player that kept Pulisic rooted to the bench.

Juventus aren't interested.  We were rumoured to have offered Pulisic to them when we wanted De Ligt and Allegri had no interest in him.

If he had suitors why haven't we recieved a single offer for him despite it being clear Tuchel doesn't want him?

Even the United links were about a loan. A desperate club that are apparently scrambling to throw £100m+ on Felix and £50m on about a dozen other players yet they're not willing to stump up a transfer fee for Pulisic?

Doesn't that tell you anything? If we could get a single actual bid for him he wouldn't be here now.

You forgot to mention that the only reason we bought him was because of his nationality.

Slipped your mind ?

17 hours ago, Mod said:

If anyone wants an earner for tomorrow, Pulisic to score anytime 17/10, thank me later!

I thought bookmaker employees had to put #AD at the end when they wrote something like this.

I bet there's at least one American in Vegas who has lost tens of thousands betting on Pulisic to score each week.

Maybe it's @USATim?

Edited by HazardousChoice

Mark Pulisic liking tweets criticising Tuchel, Kai and Mount like his son actually got signed because of his footballing ability.

G.I Gervinho needs to tell his dad to shut the f**k up.

Embarrassing to see players parents constantly cry and criticise the club publically because their son isn't good enough to play more. Pulisic has had more minutes than he's deserved since he signed for us and plenty of time to do his talking on the pitch if he wants to blame someone for the way his sons career is going perhaps he should look closer to home.

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38 minutes ago, HazardousChoice said:

Mark Pulisic liking tweets criticising Tuchel, Kai and Mount like his son actually got signed because of his footballing ability.

G.I Gervinho needs to tell his dad to shut the f**k up.

Embarrassing to see players parents constantly cry and criticise the club publically because their son isn't good enough to play more. Pulisic has had more minutes than he's deserved since he signed for us and plenty of time to do his talking on the pitch if he wants to blame someone for the way his sons career is going perhaps he should look closer to home.

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Clearly there's only one solution to this. What are the odds on Mark Pulisic becoming the next Chelsea manager 😉

8 minutes ago, Amputechture said:

Clearly there's only one solution to this. What are the odds on Mark Pulisic becoming the next Chelsea manager 😉

Probably less than Pulisic ever winning the golden boot or player of the season tbf.

The interesting thing is his Dad is his agent.

Why is his agent liking tweets about him needing to move on like we haven't been trying to move him on and bring in new attackers all Summer?

Tuchel to Pulisics dad when he says his son has to leave if he doesn't start against West Ham.

11 minutes ago, HazardousChoice said:

Probably less than Pulisic ever winning the golden boot or player of the season tbf.

The interesting thing is his Dad is his agent.

Why is his agent liking tweets about him needing to move on like we haven't been trying to move him on and bring in new attackers all Summer?

Tuchel to Pulisics dad when he says his son has to leave if he doesn't start against West Ham.

Well, many of our american fans don't care about CFC but only about the US national team. And they need Pulisic to play because of the world cup in Qatar this winter (still strange to say), so be prepared for more pressure and whining from certain "fans" on social media.

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It's not Quatar :P

1 hour ago, HazardousChoice said:

Mark Pulisic liking tweets criticising Tuchel, Kai and Mount like his son actually got signed because of his footballing ability.

G.I Gervinho needs to tell his dad to shut the f**k up.

Embarrassing to see players parents constantly cry and criticise the club publically because their son isn't good enough to play more. Pulisic has had more minutes than he's deserved since he signed for us and plenty of time to do his talking on the pitch if he wants to blame someone for the way his sons career is going perhaps he should look closer to home.

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And yet, Pulisic has as many goals as your Golden Boy Mount, the German skeleton Havertz, and an over-rated Sterling who is definitely regretting his decision to play for little Tommy T in this juggernaut of an offense. Think Paul Campbell makes some valid points in that thread you are pissing your pants over. And, as a Chelsea fan, after watching that absolute sh*tshow of a game today, I would think you would be much more concerned with the atrocities on the field, such as a goalie with no feet, midfielders with no attacking ability, and a coach with absolutely no idea what he is doing offensively. The two Americans, pictured, totally destroyed this Chelsea team today - CP's dad's tweets should be the least of your concerns.

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1 hour ago, HazardousChoice said:

Mark Pulisic liking tweets criticising Tuchel, Kai and Mount like his son actually got signed because of his footballing ability.

G.I Gervinho needs to tell his dad to shut the f**k up.

Embarrassing to see players parents constantly cry and criticise the club publically because their son isn't good enough to play more. Pulisic has had more minutes than he's deserved since he signed for us and plenty of time to do his talking on the pitch if he wants to blame someone for the way his sons career is going perhaps he should look closer to home.

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This is embarrassing.

Not the first time either. The last last tweet in particular should be enough to black list him from the club/stadium/direct talks with the club. Disgusting. 

2 hours ago, USATim said:

And yet, Pulisic has as many goals as your Golden Boy Mount, the German skeleton Havertz, and an over-rated Sterling who is definitely regretting his decision to play for little Tommy T in this juggernaut of an offense. Think Paul Campbell makes some valid points in that thread you are pissing your pants over. And, as a Chelsea fan, after watching that absolute sh*tshow of a game today, I would think you would be much more concerned with the atrocities on the field, such as a goalie with no feet, midfielders with no attacking ability, and a coach with absolutely no idea what he is doing offensively. The two Americans, pictured, totally destroyed this Chelsea team today - CP's dad's tweets should be the least of your concerns.

Out of curiosity do you stain the forums of every club that has American players or do you only fanboy over Pulisic?  You clearly don't like the club and Leeds have American players who are actually good enough to play for them so they seem a better fit for you.

You are right though we've got a lot of issues to work out in the market these next 2 weeks and in the squad itself.

But what we absolutely don't need is the father and agent of the worst player at the club endorsing attacks at players and the manager.  Imagine if Kepa/Drinkwater/Bakayoko or Barkleys families all spouted off at the club every time they didn't play a game.  Only 11 players can start a game and there's 25 senior players in every squad, should we expect the other 14s parents to be criticising the starters and manager every week? 

I get where Marks coming from though, he's watched his untalented son be talked up as a superstar in his national media because of his sons performances against under 14 Honduran reserves it must be hard to accept that he just isn't remotely special or notable at this level.

You'd think the penny would have dropped by now given he's also his agent and we can't get a single offer for Pulisic despite being open to moving him on all summer.

Edited by HazardousChoice

3 hours ago, HazardousChoice said:

Mark Pulisic liking tweets criticising Tuchel, Kai and Mount like his son actually got signed because of his footballing ability.

G.I Gervinho needs to tell his dad to shut the f**k up.

Embarrassing to see players parents constantly cry and criticise the club publically because their son isn't good enough to play more. Pulisic has had more minutes than he's deserved since he signed for us and plenty of time to do his talking on the pitch if he wants to blame someone for the way his sons career is going perhaps he should look closer to home.

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Haha. My son is a semi pro, got very close to getting a pro deal. Anyone we'd been to a game and the oppositon manager was a bellend all game. Anyway he tweeted something, not about my lad, but in general about the team. Snidey and bollox. Anyway i had a nibble at him on twitter as well. 

Fck me did i get a shoeing off my lad. Kicked off massively, banned me from his games for about 6 months. he said it was relentless in the dressing room for about two weeks solid. Haha. never again.

Somehow i can't see Christian steaming into the old man, keep you bleeding opinions to yourself you busy old tw@t. Suppose not.

With mount and Kai being so anonymous I understand the argument to try something else...

 

...Unfortunately history has shown the Puli is unlikely to be the answer. A step away from Freddy Adu.

Feel your pain. Keep making Pulisic your whipping boy. You guys look like absolute crybabies - your three starting attackers have zero goals this year. Zero. But you keep blaming Pulisic for your issues, if it allows you to sleep at night. Or troll his father's posts, if that is the remedy for you. LMAO - you are literally upset at the father of the player you feel is the worst player in the EPL because he might disrupt the beautiful team chemistry Chelsea currently has by tweeting. Wow...smh. Just...wow

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30 minutes ago, USATim said:

Feel your pain. Keep making Pulisic your whipping boy. You guys look like absolute crybabies - your three starting attackers have zero goals this year. Zero. But you keep blaming Pulisic for your issues, if it allows you to sleep at night. Or troll his father's posts, if that is the remedy for you. LMAO - you are literally upset at the father of the player you feel is the worst player in the EPL because he might disrupt the beautiful team chemistry Chelsea currently has by tweeting. Wow...smh. Just...wow

He’s literally liking and co-signing statements such as ‘Tuchel is a destroy of players’, how is this not undermining the club?, not to mention the fact he’s liking vitriol about Mount (a friend of Pulisic 😅🤦‍♂️). It’s embarrassing stuff, cringeworthy. If you are connected to the club, via being an agent, father of the player or in this case both! Have some f**king decorum. 

Tuchel already had to deal with journalists asking him about the dads comments in his presser before back in May, so clearly he didn’t get the message (and Pulisic himself clearly hasn’t told him to keep a lid on it either). Probably bitter about his own failings as a manager. 

1 hour ago, Term_X said:

He’s literally liking and co-signing statements such as ‘Tuchel is a destroy of players’, how is this not undermining the club?, not to mention the fact he’s liking vitriol about Mount (a friend of Pulisic 😅🤦‍♂️). It’s embarrassing stuff, cringeworthy. If you are connected to the club, via being an agent, father of the player or in this case both! Have some f**king decorum. 

Tuchel already had to deal with journalists asking him about the dads comments in his presser before back in May, so clearly he didn’t get the message (and Pulisic himself clearly hasn’t told him to keep a lid on it either). Probably bitter about his own failings as a manager. 

If these candyasses are going to be affected by Pulisic's father liking a tweet they probably aren't cut out for PL ball to begin with. Keep crying and making excuses. That's the problem with you guys - no accountability. The offensive scheme sucks. No attackers like playing in this system under Tuchel. You can continue to make excuses or you can wake up and get your heads out of your arses.

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