Just now, dkw said:

So just like when we had Gronkjaer then.....which was always fun.

Gallows humour is a long-time Chelsea supporter staple.

I feel bad that Werner hit the post once again my god, would be brilliant if he scored twice 

Werner meant that, great assist. 

Both posts, the bar, keeper and back of the net. Timo is a mystery. 
this is nice to see 

Timo's hit both posts and the crossbar now - lucky his fellow countryman was right there for the rebound.

7 minutes ago, Deino said:

You're basically wishing for a Christmas miracle in April mate

Well he's got his hat trick....left post, right post, bar 😂

Werner today. I just don't get it... confidence thing? Soton superbad?

Timo looks extremely confident today. Still should have had 3 goals by now.

Makes a nice change to be able to enjoy a game without fear of f**k ups

How did Werner hit the post from there?! Good job Havertz was there

Timo hits left post right post bar and scores in a game actualky in first 30 minutes

 

Got to be the world record which nobody will ever overcome! 😁

Werner is a very weird player. His footwork was brilliant to get that shot away, only he would hit both sides of the post and bar in the same half 😆

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Waiting for Werner special

Is that a perfect woodwork hat trick for Werner, does he get to take the goals home?

1 minute ago, BluesPower said:

Timo's hit both posts and the crossbar now - lucky his fellow countryman was right there for the rebound.

Wasn't that offside ?

Timo, the perfect Hatrick of misses, some performance, he should have 4, needs to adjust for windage, a click or 2

2 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Werner meant that, great assist. 

Bounce pass.

2 minutes ago, Valerie said:

WHAT'S HAPPENING!!??

The team is taking out their frustration over the last 2 matches on Southampton.

1 minute ago, evissy said:

Werner today. I just don't get it... confidence thing? Soton superbad?

You can always count on Soton to help revitalize the embers of a failing Chelsea striker's career. 

Morata also played the game of his Chelsea career against them

Just now, dkw said:

Is that a perfect woodwork hat trick for Werner, does he get to take the goals home?

Maybe he could practice putting the ball in the back of the f**kers if he does. 

1 minute ago, mojo said:

Timo hits left post right post bar and scores in a game actualky in first 30 minutes

 

Got to be the world record which nobody will ever overcome! 😁

Just need his offside goal to complete his perfect game!

2 minutes ago, CFCCAN said:

Well he's got his hat trick....left post, right post, bar 😂

It's the reverse hatrrick! 

1 minute ago, dkw said:

Is that a perfect woodwork hat trick for Werner, does he get to take the goals home?

Brilliant

Timo's earned a start at Madrid in my book, his luck is due to change.

1 minute ago, evissy said:

Werner today. I just don't get it... confidence thing? Soton superbad?

We are just doing the basics well and exploiting the spaces, but yes, Southampton have been dreadful as well. If we had conceded some of the goals they had conceded, I would be furious. Especially Werner and Havertz goals.