Well as we can plainly see, @coco is ready.

 

How about you @just ?

How about you @Gol15 ?

And you @nonotnowjim ?

How about my friend @Munkworth , you all set?

And @Valerie , made the correct arrangements?

 

@RMH you all set?

I am all set

So I guess that just leaves @Eight Times  . How about you mate...

Edited May 13, 20222 yr by axman2526

 

Don't ever change @axman2526 

No funeral tomorrow unfortunately, which is is unbelievably inconsiderate of my family  How hard can it be! And remember, unless I get genuinely ill or something I have to go to a friend's birthday party. Why am I not more like @Munkworth and have no friends except online and vague acquaintances 

I think we will win, a flukey goal and then dare I say it a defensive masterclass or they just keep hitting the posts.

Always liked Gary Cahill.

33 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Don't ever change @axman2526 

No funeral tomorrow unfortunately, which is is unbelievably inconsiderate of my family  How hard can it be! And remember, unless I get genuinely ill or something I have to go to a friend's birthday party. Why am I not more like @Munkworth and have no friends except online and vague acquaintances 

Hmm I have a theory. Is it because Munk is like this:

Whereas you are like this:

36 minutes ago, strider6004 said:

I think we will win, a flukey goal and then dare I say it a defensive masterclass or they just keep hitting the posts.

Defensive masterclass? Are you mad or being sarcastic?

Or maybe have not watch our defence and Mendys performances since the last international break. Is like the keystone cops back there with flappy McGey in goal.

5 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Defensive masterclass? Are you mad or being sarcastic?

Or maybe have not watch our defence and Mendys performances since the last international break. Is like the keystone cops back there with flappy McGey in goal.

That is why I said, 'dare I say it,' it would be out of character yet not impossible.

Thought Spurs would win last night and thought a few weeks back Everton would stay up too. 

TT has said it is time to take risks and intends to use Kova and Kante even if they are not fully fit.

36 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

TT has said it is time to take risks and intends to use Kova and Kante even if they are not fully fit.

I have a ticket for Wembley. I'll be a lot more hopeful if those two are good to start. Fingers crossed.

3 minutes ago, just said:

I have a ticket for Wembley. I'll be a lot more hopeful if those two are good to start. Fingers crossed.

We'll be there as well so make sure your loud and proud, don't let me down.

We'll win this, our away record is quite something.

3 hours ago, axman2526 said:

How about my friend @Munkworth , you all set?

 

I have had my Wembley Haircut✅ this afternoon, yes. 

2 hours ago, Valerie said:

Why am I not more like @Munkworth and have no friends except online and vague acquaintances 

It’s the Just Rest lifestyle - it can easily be ruined by c**ts so you have to cut them out of your life. 

Lets make up for late February and ruin these scouse bastards end of the year party

3 minutes ago, chiefBlueCFC said:

Lets make up for late February and ruin these scouse bastards end of the year party

31 minutes ago, coco said:

We'll be there as well so make sure your loud and proud, don't let me down.

We'll win this, our away record is quite something.

I was trying to think about the last cup-final where we were the real under-dogs? The CL final against Bayern in 2012? Was at that game also. Hopefully get the same result tomorrow Coco.

57 minutes ago, coco said:

We'll be there as well so make sure your loud and proud, don't let me down.

We'll win this, our away record is quite something.

@just when I hear the chant ‘ @coco you’re a c**t’  being sung at full volume I’ll know who started it 

2 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

@just when I hear the chant ‘ @coco you’re a c**t’  being sung at full volume I’ll know who started it 

And when you hear "who ate all the pies?" You know Coco has answered back!

1 hour ago, coco said:

We'll be there as well so make sure your loud and proud, don't let me down.

We'll win this, our away record is quite something.

Your stretching their coco. Wembley used to be a second home for us and certainly is more of one to us than to the rat munchers. 

46 minutes ago, just said:

I was trying to think about the last cup-final where we were the real under-dogs? The CL final against Bayern in 2012? Was at that game also. Hopefully get the same result tomorrow Coco.

We were underdogs to City last year too.

City in the league cup under Sarri, this year's league cup too.

1 hour ago, Munkworth said:

I have had my Wembley Haircut✅ this afternoon, yes. 

It’s the Just Rest lifestyle - it can easily be ruined by c**ts so you have to cut them out of your life. 

14 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

Your stretching their coco. Wembley used to be a second home for us and certainly is more of one to us than to the rat munchers. 

We just beat Palace at Wembley 0-2 so it must be away.👍

so are we playing in yellow then?

25 minutes ago, coco said:

We just beat Palace at Wembley 0-2 so it must be away.👍

We're we not the away team in the league cup final too?

19 minutes ago, mojo said:

so are we playing in yellow then?

As with previous FA Cup Final days I shall start the day with a glass of single malt whisky. I just need to decide which one. It will be an Islay whisky. Then breakfast before heading to a pub in Hatton Garden to meet up with the rest of the crowd I'm going to the game with it. A few beers and a meal in the pub before heading to Wembley. I don't usually wear colours to a game but will tomorrow. As long as we beat the bin dippers I don't care what the score is or who scores. No doubt a couple of drinks after the game. Shall have few days to sober up before watching the Rangers game on Wednesday. A Blues double would be brilliant.

WATP

We're due so much good karma in this fixture this season that if we were to kick off the game with a red card elbow not given, have TAA get sent off based on a no-context freeze frame of the ball touching his arm, have Kante flying kick VVD in his (small) testicles and have a would-be Salah winner wrongly ruled out for offside... And Liverpool STILL wouldn't have any right to feel aggrieved!

Come on Chelsea (and karma), ffs, we need this.

 

@axman2526 I have a confession to make....I won't be watching the Cup final, and therefore will not be able to log on to make excuses for Timo when he inevitably sh*ts his pants.

In an outrageous display of bad planning, I will be flying from Nigeria to Prague, and I am due to board my connecting flight at heathrow 10 mins before kick off, and will land shortly after the full time whistle!

Will be the first ever cup final I have ever missed.  Gutted. 

Full faith in Timo though, and when he does something wrong it will 100% be someone else's fault! 😂