Various sources are saying we want Peter Crouch now.

WTF is going on?

What?

Why are we trying to be Liverpool from 7 years back?

Wasn't it obvious after Carroll failed?

What's the point of this? Even our board isn't stupid enough to actually think players like Carroll or Crouch are at the level required to even be a backup striker for our club.

Does Conte give the board a list of names ? the reason i ask is because i think the board have top and bottom mixed up.

I'm embarrassed we're at a point where this is somewhat believable. 

Piss take.

The rest of the EPL be like..

where are these soppy rumours coming from? 

the board seems to enjoy annoying conte by these links...

1 minute ago, enigma said:

where are these soppy rumours coming from? 

In multiple news sources, Telegraph was one.

This can't be real life.

No words. We are obviously after a home grown target man? Jesus f**king wept 

I don't think ivr ever wanted a window to shut so much. 

We need a transfer ban.

8 minutes ago, Blue Exile said:

In multiple news sources, Telegraph was one.

someone has to be having a joke. how can crouch be a legitimate target? andy carroll i wasn't happy about, but could at least somewhat understand it as back up, but crouch is just taking the biscuit. he will not solve our goal scoring issues. if conte genuinely wants a target man (which it seems he does, wanting lukaku first and then llorente) then i can't support that. it means playing one style of football, and it's even worse if you think a target man like crouch is acceptable for a club with an ounce of ambition. i am so not a fan of lumping it up to the big man. we had it plenty under mourinho and it was frustrating to watch, but at least we had costa and drogba so it was bearable. i want us to move away from that style of play asap, i'm just afraid we're going back in that direction under conte. i don't like it and not a fan. 

Edited January 18, 20188 yr by enigma

Sign him up!

Someone needs sacked, seriously

What a fookin goal

Peter fookin Crouchie

Pure nonsense. Media just f**king with us at the moment.

Toy's R Us are having trouble, Maybe we could sign Geoffrey on a short term contract? Good in the air, Likeable character.