I'm having flashbacks to our game at Barnsley under Avram

Desperate stuff , Ziyech has been abysmal.

Imagine if every EPL team had a pitch like this! That would make an interesting season.

We’re missing Mount, that’s what it is.

5 minutes ago, Dr Gonzo said:

What energy is that? Genuine question. 

He meant Mason.

2 minutes ago, Carloseyebrow said:

I don't ever recall Ziyech beating the first man at a corner....apart from when he passed it to Gilmour in the first half. But apart from that...

The curse of the #22 shirt 

Lampard will be pissing himself laughing at this sh*te.

Come onvTAMMY grow the f**k up

Just now, bluedave said:

We’re missing Mount, that’s what it is.

Think resting him may well prove a really bad call.

f**king stupid, leave it for GIlmour and run into the box ffs

What is Abraham doing there? f**king useless. 

Just now, bluedave said:

We’re missing Mount, that’s what it is.

Unlucky Callum a bit of quality at last

We had a shot. 

Great play from CHO.

1 minute ago, just said:

Imagine if every EPL team had a pitch like this! That would make an interesting season.

Not necessarily interesting matches, though.

Tammy Then Was Ball Watching, Should Be Sprinting To Get In The Middle

Giroud time 65 min maybe?

1 minute ago, Valerie said:

You're all ready for the latest cat report: after having some nibbles she's back in my lap, making a point of not watching the match.

Like cats need any help going to sleep

Just now, The Don Antonio said:

Come onvTAMMY grow the f**k up

Just not good enough.

Ziyech  having a right Bakayoko tonight.

Just now, axman2526 said:

Think resting him may well prove a really bad call.

He doesn’t need rest, he’s the second coming of Kevin Keegan - Electric Mouse 2.0. 

Just now, just said:

Imagine if every EPL team had a pitch like this! That would make an interesting season.

Should make them play a season on Sunday league pitches. Would love to see salah having to come in of the wing to avoid the manhole in the right corner of the pitch, only to slip in some cow sh*t .

The pitch is awful but ffs our players can't control the ball for 100 grand a week....Tammy 30 minutes late in the box again.

"Help us Hudson-Odoi, you're our only hope"