Poor from Kai there.

Haha that was excellent refereeing... you biased bald bar steward

zaha has a creepy stare

Poor from Kai.. but .. and but if it’s outside the box why is it a yellow!?

Embarrassing from Havertz

We are creating nothing....no chances no pressure 

Reece not taking any prisoners 

1 minute ago, Scott Harris said:

They aren't spent, this is just the usual performance against a team with so many men behind the ball. 

We are typically sharper and more energetic than this, today's performance is subpar, everyone is behind on the second balls and nobody is sprinting to stretch the defensive line

Lee Dixon is outraged at Havertz's behaviour. He has never met Robert Pirès* before in his life.

 

*(Pronounced Pye-reez... probably)

Lee Dixon spot on there about the amount of time we are taking to move the ball forward from midfield.

Every time Jorginho gets the ball my clocks stop.

1 minute ago, Deino said:

We are typically sharper and more energetic than this, today's performance is subpar, everyone is behind on the second balls and nobody is sprinting to stretch the defensive line

We have our 3 of our slowest players on the pitch in Alonso Jorgi and Azpi.. doubt we will smash them 

We are so arrogant today we deserve to lose. f**king awful us thinking we could just tippy-tap to that final. Hopefully Tuchel tears them another at half time.

2 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

Lee Dixon is outraged at Havertz's behaviour. He has never met Robert Pirès* before in his life.

 

*(Pronounced Pye-reez... probably)

Still was outside the box .. why a yellow then.

45 minutes ago, axman2526 said:

@Valerie what's your prediction and first scorer?

 

41 minutes ago, Valerie said:

3-2 Chelsea, Havertz 25'

In my defense, I'm not sober 

Commentary team endorsing post hoc ergo propter hoc as a genuine law of causality

This has been a dire game. Hope Tuchel tells this lot to liven up in the second half.

feel like kai is indiscretion away from a red card

1 minute ago, Jangz said:

Still was outside the box .. why a yellow then.

You can dive at any part of the pitch

 

When we play like this, i go into a trance of sheer boredom, When Dixon is saying 'Chelsea don't need these extra passes', something is wrong.....

Terrible so far 

expect tuchel to go full German at halftime 

Edited April 17, 20224 yr by azpi28

Pretty woeful 45 minutes of football. Only notable moments from us were the Mendy save and Havertz's pathetic and unnecessary dive. 

With Kovacic having to be replaced early it's unlikely we will see any changes before about 65 minutes. Absolutely no drive in the middle of the park.

Great motivational tool from Tuchel to have Lukaku visibly warming up on the touchline.

"This is how sh*t you've been"

that was boring

Why is rudiger only passing from outside boot .. like trying to imitate modric

Joined this after watching 120 intense, action filled minutes of Rangers 2 - 1 Celtic. This has been dire.