Weve had players who have been useless footballers

weve had players who have been constantly injured and unavailable

and weve had players who conduct themselves disgracefully off the pitch

but this moron ticks all three boxes.🙁

Heres hoping we dont see him in a Chelsea shirt again.

Edited November 1, 2025Nov 1 by OTL

Probably be the first name on the team sheet today then LOL

Or second after Enzo Fernandez anyway ... LOL

5 hours ago, Sexyfootball said:

Or second after Enzo Fernandez anyway ... LOL

Enzo Fernandez could commit mass murder and still be the first name on the team sheet.

1 hour ago, Term_X said:

Enzo Fernandez could commit mass murder and still be the first name on the team sheet.

Fofana could also be his accomplice and be 2nd name on the team sheet.

Was a very good performance from him today.

1 minute ago, GarnachoCheese said:

The crazy thing is that what we saw was bad enough, just think what was going on behind this guy and once he is out of view. He's clearly cutting inside from overtaking when he comes into view of the camera. This is GTA level driving.

10 minutes ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Should be locked up

8 minutes ago, GarnachoCheese said:

That's a seriously moronic thing to do. At that speed, he could have easily lost control due to the uneven shoulder and caused a serious accident.

Edited November 1, 2025Nov 1 by TheSage

Confiscate his cars and ban him from owning any more vehicles. Jail time if he steps out of line.

It's not as if he can't afford an upmarket taxi to get around, or even pay someone a large annual salary just to be his driver 24x7 ! Probably 4 days take home pay for him ...

Loads of ways he could travel without having a car.

His second favourite mode of transport appears to be a stretcher

He was absolutely fantastic yesterday. I think he won virtually every duel and also is ability to bring the ball out from the defence and glide through the pitch was evident yesterday.

22 minutes ago, STATS said:

He was absolutely fantastic yesterday. I think he won virtually every duel and also is ability to bring the ball out from the defence and glide through the pitch was evident yesterday.

6/6 on aerial duals and 3/7 on ground duals as per Sofascore.

Trev for comparison was 0/3 and 3/4

12 hours ago, Sexyfootball said:

6/6 on aerial duals and 3/7 on ground duals as per Sofascore.

Trev for comparison was 0/3 and 3/4

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Chelsea have squeezed past Tottenham with a 1-0 win at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, and while Moises Caicedo was the man of the match.

Great defender

sh*t driver

I couldn't care less if Fofana wraps himself around a tree, but the unfortunate thing about dangerous driving is he is just as likely to kill or maim someone else.

Played really well against Spurs, now if he can lend some of his football brain to his personal life and stop driving like a f**king idiot that would be fantastic.

Good aerially but he was out of position a lot. I also remember him trying to dribble out and getting dispossessed for a dangerous Spurs attack, luckily Spurs are sh*t.

Acheampong is still a far better choice at RCB.

10 hours ago, SydneyChelsea said:

Great defender

sh*t driver

I couldn't care less if Fofana wraps himself around a tree, but the unfortunate thing about dangerous driving is he is just as likely to kill or maim someone else.

I find it weird how football fans are so often blinded by club/player loyalty or just the desperation to win or something, that they will forgive or ignore anything a player they either like or need does. I honestly would not be surprised if supporters backed a kiddy fiddler if they thought they would score some goals for their team.

Decent performance v Spurs we just need another 20 games like this, preferably without an injury break.

It's too early to judge whether he is any good unless you look at historical data from a few years ago.

I suspect he might be due some more sick leave, any time soon.

On 01/11/2025 at 21:11, TheSage said:

That's a seriously moronic thing to do. At that speed, he could have easily lost control due to the uneven shoulder and caused a serious accident.

Imagine if he killed a car carrying chelsea fans going home from a game.

So that's him and Enzo banned for speeding and drink, we're collecting red cards like its a Chinese wedding and its probably safe to assume there is a lack of discipline from the squad?

Im not fussed if I never see this injury-stricken clown play for us again. He;s been a terrible signing whatever way you look at it. The club need to bin him to the bomb squad and tell him to f**k off, both Enzo's can find another club as well.

On 01/11/2025 at 21:00, Scott Harris said:

The crazy thing is that what we saw was bad enough, just think what was going on behind this guy and once he is out of view. He's clearly cutting inside from overtaking when he comes into view of the camera. This is GTA level driving.

I have ZERO tolerance for stupidity behind the wheel because you make the concision choice to act like an Idiot and put other road uses in danger.

He should be banned indefinitely from any driving in the UK. If he wants to drive go abroad.

15 hours ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Good aerially but he was out of position a lot. I also remember him trying to dribble out and getting dispossessed for a dangerous Spurs attack, luckily Spurs are sh*t.

Acheampong is still a far better choice at RCB.

Yeah I wonder if this is going to be a bit of a hurdle. Fofana is still rapid but he has lost maybe a half-step, and he can no longer solely rely on outrageous athleticism to get back and compensate for being caught out of position. Some defenders make the transition and become great but Fofana's injuries came at a time where most athletic defenders are learning hard lessons about positioning.

On 02/11/2025 at 18:32, Sexyfootball said:

6/6 on aerial duals and 3/7 on ground duals as per Sofascore.

Trev for comparison was 0/3 and 3/4

I said Fofana is better cb than Trev and this is coming from a person who defend Trev every game.